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How do you turn this on? How do you play this thing? You call these graphics?!?

In their latest video, Los Angeles-based filmmakers Benny and Rafi Fine gathered a bunch of kids (ages six through 13) to examine a Nintendo Game Boy, the portable video game player that shot to popularity over 25 years ago.

As you might expect, the youngsters were confused by the antique, unsure how it worked or why anyone would ever purchase such an ancient machine.

But many were actually grateful for the device, aware that it paved the way for the far more advanced technology these kids enjoy today.

Except seven-year old Evan, that is. "It's kind of boring," he says in the following footage. "I kind of feel sad for the people in the past."

The Fine brothers have also recently asked kids to react to rotary phones and also to a Walkman.

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Some parents out there continue to make kids cry these days. In the most loving ways possible, that is.

First, there was the son who lost it over the gift of Minecraft.

Then, there was the daughter whose parents shocked her with a puppy... and who cried tears of joy as a result.

Now, another young girl is giving the latter recipient a run for her emotional money, as the following video depicts an eight-year old receiving a dog for her birthday - and melting down on the spot.

Watch the grateful waterworks now:

Can you really blame these girls for having such a reaction? Puppies are adorable!!!

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A young David Luiz fan wrote a nice letter to Brazil's maligned captain after the home team's disastrous World Cup loss, reminding us that it's only a game.

Not only that, her touching note served as a needed antidote to some other fans who, you could say, took Brazil's thrashing by Germany a bit seriously.

After his team's loss - and what many felt was a poor effort by him individually - Luiz received the letter from nine-year-old Ana Luz, which he shared on Twitter:

  • David Luiz Fan Letter
  • D. Luiz

“Hi David Luiz," the letter reads.

"My name is Ana Luz. I saw all of the Brazil games in the World Cup and I liked it a lot watching you play. I think that you don’t need to be sad because you played well and did the best you could."

"You were a great captain. Life is like this, sometimes people lose and sometimes people win but people only need to be happy. David Luiz, you are my champion."

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Amidst the ongoing debate over breastfeeding in public, a new online movement has cropped up that aims to catch Facebook and Instagram in a parental double standard.

The 4th Trimester Bodies Project is a website that strives to depict the real bodies of women who have gone through pregnancy - from stretch marks to scars.

Ashlee Wells Jackson, among others, has been dismayed over these social media networks removing revealing pictures of mothers and their babies ...

... while the sites happily post shots of models in bikinis and lingerie.

Instagram has shut down Jackson's page nine times as a result.

In response, Jackson has created the hashtag #StopCensoringMotherhood and is using it to call out Facebook and Instagram, wondering a simple question:

Why Kylie Jenner and company can pose nearly naked online, yet the following pictures are deemed "inappropriate." We'd love to hear the answer ...

#StopCensoringMotherhood Picture
This mother happily poses with her child, and her stomach, as part of the ##StopCensoringMotherhood movement.

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One of the greatest things the Internet offers on a regular basis is babies being incredibly cute in the most unexpected circumstances.

Earlier today, the web rejoiced at the sight of a lemur and a sleeping infant hanging out in a baby carrier.

Not to be outdone in terms of adorable hilarity, the daughter of YouTube user Gary Kennedy is soothed by the dulcet tones of Nine Inch Nails and unleashes her inner 90s goth in the clip below:

As amazing as it is to see the little lady get her groove on to Trent Reznor's "Copy Of A," the best part has got to be her astonished coo when the song first starts.

It's safe to say NIN officially has its youngest fan. We just hope she doesn't develop a taste black hair dye and heavy eyeliner.

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The official website for the Tanganyika Wildlife Park in Goddard, Kansas, does not advertise that visitors can expect a ring-tailed lemur in your baby carrier.

But it might as well!

In mom Angie Widener's case, that scenario actually occurred, as she was astonished to discover the creature on her 9-week-old sleeping child's head:

Lemur, Baby

Strollers are not allowed in the facility's lemur exhibit, so mom brought baby Finley in in her car seat, which she proceeded to set on the ground.

She was watching her two older children feed the animals when a stranger pointed out casually, "Um, ma'am ... there is a lemur on your baby."

That there was.

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Good news, kids who wrote that Buzz Lightyear cums in pies:

You aren't alone.

For years, children have been adorably/crudely misspelling words on tests, on drawings and on cards to their parents.

Their intentions are often sweet and sentimental, but the results are often X-rated and, let's face it, uproarious.

Who loves her "whore" family? Whose dad is the best "cock" ever? How hard will you laugh flipping through these? Sit back and find out now:

She loves her what?!?
The sentiment is very nice. And, hey, maybe the adjective is accurate. Who are we to judge?

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Love at first sight. Believe in it.

You never know when, or where, you might find it, but the feeling is real. Just ask Julian, one adorable toddler, for whom it proved to be true this month.

At his local Best Buy.

Toddler Falls in Love at Best Buy
A youngster named Julian falls in love with a pretty girl at Best Buy ... on a box.

While toddling through the big box electronics retailer on a shopping trip with his dad, Julian suddenly made a beeline for a Toshiba flat screen TV.

It wasn't the sharp picture quality that caught his eye, although it did play an indirect role. The little girl model on the box certainly does look vibrant.

Julian's dad Bryan Sansom, shot a video of the star-struck youngster mesmerized by the girl, whom he proceeded to pat on the face and even kiss.

Forward. That's how you do it.

Ah, young love. It's a magical feeling ... at least until you look behind the box display for your soulmate and realize she's not actually there.

Maybe someday, bud.

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Can't a kid just celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and eat his fries in peace?

Apparently not. Not The Tavern at Phipps in Atlanta.

Local news reports confirm that a four-year old named Lewis Roberts was recently kicked out of this establishment because he violated its “Gentlemen's Dress Code” by wearing the following shirt without sleeves.

Dress Code Breaker!

According to 11Alive, the family asked to speak to the manager in order to explain that their son is, you know, four years old.

But the manager upheld the hostess' demand, forcing Lewis and his parents to make their way off the premises.

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WARNING: You may wanna view the following video with a box of tissues by your side.

Actually... make it two boxes.

The footage features Kayden Kinckle, a two-year old born with a birth defect called Omphalocele, which entails one’s internal organs remaining outside one’s body.

When Kayden was born, his umbilical cord was tied around his legs and feet in the womb, which led to some deformities and a procedure that led to doctors amputating the toddler's right foot and left leg.

On July 4, with the help of a walker and prosthetics, Kayden took his first few steps, a miracle that his parents captured on film.

"This video is really more than first steps," mother Nikki says. "We celebrate his life as well and every step he takes will be to glorify God.

Pretty amazing stuff.

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