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As re-enacted in a recent episode of “Untold Stories of the ER,” a Florida woman recently fed her daughter a bunch of tapeworms in order to help the teen lose weight for a beauty pageant.

Maricar Cabral-Osori, the child’s ER nurse, relayed the disgusting story to Discovery Health, telling the network that the unnamed teen “pooped all these tapeworms” out in the hospital after complaining of stomach cramps.

“There were a couple that were very long and wiggling around trying to get out of the toilet bowl,” Cabral-Osori added, ensuring we lose our appetite for the rest of the day.

Really Blowing It
Someone needs to swallow hard and tell this mother what she's doing wrong.

Cabral-Osori said the mother did at least turn pale and embarrassed when she saw what her daughter passed.

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Wyatt Neumann is a photographer and a single father.

Earlier this year, he took pictures of his two-year-old daughter, Stella, during a cross-country road trip, snapping shots of the toddler in two of her favorite outfits: a princess dress and her birthday suit.

The Internet then did what the Internet does, as numerous social media members slammed Neumann as “sick” and perverse” for featuring his child in “pornographic" poses.

However, like the mother who responded proudly to criticism over her stretch marks, Neumann has fought back against the haters.

He has created an exhibition (titled “I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR CHILDREN –- The Sexualization of Innocence in America”) that examines the attacks and which is meant to defend photos he considers “beautiful.”

"My kids have a whole lifetime of having body shame issues," Neumann tells The Huffington Post. "My daughter is going to have years of feeling not pretty. I want my children to have a solid foundation of self-confidence and self-worth."

Here is a look at some of Neumann's striking shots, juxtaposed with negative comments by anonymous Internet users. What do you think?

Inappropriate or Artistic?
"This man is a sick f-ck. Why in the world would you do this to your child? Great job, Wyatt Neumann. That poor little girl…" -Ships Go Overboard aka It Burns, April 26, 2014 6:23pm.

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Well, this is downright adorable.

In the following video, a little girl uses her family's huge Tibetan Mastiff as her personal stuffed animal, draping herself across its body, snuggling up inside its soft fur and even singing it a song.

But does the gentle giant mind? Not one bit.

This tolerant canine is content to lie back and let its tiny owner have her fun. And we're more than content to watch her do so:

It's good to know that not all dogs get irritated when smaller creatures attempt to befriend them, isn't it?

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Sorry, Tom Hanks. But we beg to differ:

There is crying in baseball.

On Monday night, the Little League World Series from Rhode Island, Cumberland American, was eliminated from contention, leaving players in tears when they gathered around Coach Dave Belisle on the field after the game.

But Belisle refused to accept any sad faces, not from players who had played so hard and kept the game so close and who would have one thing they could take home with them that would last for all eternity: PRIDE!

Starting to feel yourself well up? Just wait until you Belisle's full pep talk to his downtrodden young team:

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We don't know the names of the kids in the following photo.

We don't know their ages or their hometowns or their lots in life or anything aside from what is depicted below.

But we just hope pray there's still hope for the children, though we fear it may be too late, considering the pose they're making in this image and how they're clearly striving to be just like - GULP! - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West...

Kimye Wannabes

Kim, naturally, finds the wannabe stars "cute," but a few other adjectives enter our mind first. Like... misguided.

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It's only been a few days, but we may already have a video to rival this Frozen duet as the cutest mother-daughter exchange of the summer.

In the following footage, we meet a 17-month old named Cora who, as her parents adorably tell her, is now too "big" for a pacifier.

So she gets "one last suck" and then lets go off a bunch of balloons, on to which the pacifier is tied, adorably running after the item as it floats into the sky.

This rite of passage would be precious enough even if Cora's parents didn't include a Sarah McLachlan song in the background. Very well played, Mom and Dad.*

(*Sort of. Studies have shown that people really shouldn't release balloons into the sky because birds eventually mistake them for food, eat the balloon, get a clogged stomach and be unable to digest real food going forward, eventually starving to death.

But let's not tell that to Cora, okay?)

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Yup, it actually does get more disturbing than this small woman Twerking on the jiggles of a giant beer belly.

And, no, we're not talking about this small woman Twerking on the jiggles of this giant beer belly.

Instead, we're directing readers to something called Magic Delta Fest in Romania. We're not entirely sure what it is. We don't know the names of these dancers on stage.

But we do know they should NOT be Twerking for those in attendance. Why? Wait for the camera to zoom to the audience and you'll understand...

Seriously, this Twerking grandmother may have made us ill, but at least she wasn't popping her rear end for girls who aren't even old enough to see a PG-13 movie.

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We've already documented 37 text message fails by mom.

But what about 29 baby shower cake fails presented to mom? We're so glad you asked!

For reasons that will forever defy comprehension, some folks think it's funny to feature a baby shower dessert that prepares the parent-to-be for childbirth, whether this means using strawberries to represent blood or sprinkles to represent...

... you don't even want to know.

Are these creative? Yes. Are they humorous? Some. Are they appetizing? For the love of all that is pure and holy.... NO.

A Bloody Baby Cake
If this doesn't make you look forward to having a baby... pretty much anything else will.

For dessert recipes that don't include a fake baby's head sticking out of a gooey pretend vagina, visit our friends at Food Fanatic.

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That Philadelphia father whose little girl threw back a foul ball and became a viral sensation a few years back can relate to this St. Louis dad's plight.

During Saturday afternoon's match-up between the home team and the visiting Padres, Cards fan Jason Tighe snagged a foul ball from a San Diego batter.

He made a nice catch, to boot, but his son wasn't sufficiently impressed. Or was just confused that they could keep it, or just wanted to get in on the action.

In any case, when Jason handed the ball off to his son Noah, as any proud father would, the youngster threw the game ball right back onto the field.

The father's reaction, as you'd expect, was pretty priceless.

Fortunately, they got the ball back, thanks to Padres third base coach Glenn Hoffman ... although dad wisely pocketed the souvenir the second time around.

Kids. They say, do and write such awesome stuff ...

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Can we say something crazy?

We're still not sick of Frozen, not when RIDICULOUSLY adorable parents and their children are covering hits from the movie soundtrack in their own creative ways.

Like when this girl sang through her spinter pain.

And especially when Aubrey Marceaux and her daughter Teigan team up in the car to lip-sync to "Love is an Open Door," making the perfect silly faces and giving some attention to the very best song in Frozen.

(That's right, "Let It Go." We said it!)

SO SO SO CUTE!!!!!

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