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It doesn't take much for a baby and a dog to melt our hearts.

Sure, it helps when the dog is showing the baby how to crawl.

And it's a boon when the baby is laughing at the dog eating bubbles.

But sometimes it just takes a baby sitting alongside its furry friend to win over the Internet, as evidenced by the following photo - which, we can only presume, depicts a staring contest between a pair of adorable little creatures.

Baby vs. Dog!

Who blinked first? What were the stakes? For how long did this go on?

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It's all good in here! Don't worry about me, Mom and Dad!

So (presumably) says the baby featured in the following video, as father-to-be Brandon Hopkins of Meadville, Pennsylvania posted a photo to Reddit last Thursday of his child in utero.

“Recent ultrasound results look good,” Hopkins captioned the sonogram shot, which certainly appears to show his baby flashing a thumbs up for the camera.

Hopkins and his wife don’t know the gender of the child yet, but they’ve confirmed they’re expecting twins in January.

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Imagine finding out that the Kim Kardashian sex tape was produced by Kris Jenner.

Or that this family's reality show is actually scripted by E!.

Children around the world are now grappling with a similar shock, as the creators of Hello Kitty made a startling announcement last week: Hello Kitty is not actually a kitty!

She's a little girl named Kitty White - and the little girl in the following home video is none too pleased about this revelation.

“I hate it,” the child says. “She looks like a cat, she cannot be a human. She is a cat that acts like a human."

Check out the footage below and take note of the girl's sister in the background, who jumps in to the confusing/depressing/anger-filled fray with a very good question of her own:

We're very sorry, young lady. But it could be worse.

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A Florida mom's Facebook status didn't go over so well with her son's preschool. In fact, it got the kid straight up expelled from Sonshine Christian Academy.

Ashley Habat was upset that the school didn't give her enough notice about picture day. She ranted about this in a private post ... but still tagged the school.

In the post in question, Habat asked:

“Why is it that every single day there is something new I dislike about Will's School? Are my standards really too high or are people working in the education field really just that ignorant.”

The next day she was reportedly told by school administrators that the school wouldn't be a good fit for her son, according to Jacksonville's WJXT-TV.

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There are certain responses parents hope for when delivering news of a pregnancy to their children.

Perhaps a few tears of joy? Or an excited expression of gratitude? Pretty much anything except how the boy in the following video reacts.

Sitting alongside a young sibling, the child is VERY disturbed by his mom's news. He's stunned, he's angry, he can't comprehend why she would do this.

"This is exasperating," the boy hilariously says at one point, ending his rant by asking his mother to buy him ear plugs for the impending child.

It's an amazing piece of footage and you need to stop whatever you are currently doing to watch:

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Kids often say the darndest things.

Like "F-CK!" after being doused with water as part of the Ice Bucket Challenge.

They also write the darndest things, as evidenced by the following spelling mistake made by a six-year old in Great Britain.

Not only did this misguided young man believe “cinnamon” is spelled “semen,” but he also circled that it smells “good.”

Fortunately for the Internet, this toddler skipped the following question, which asked for more details about the word in question and which likely could have led to some very inappropriate jokes.

Semen Smells Good

Don't worry, though, anonymous little guy.

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It's been a tough week for Miley Cyrus.

First, she watched as Nicki Minaj knocked her from the VEVO record books, with "Anaconda" racking up more views in 24 hours than Miley's video for "Wrecking Ball."

Next, she sat back and watched as the media uncovered a lot of dirt on her homeless friend, Jesse Helt, such pending warrants for his arrest.

Now, some elementary school student named Sean Coyle has released his cover of "Wrecking Ball," one that uses only a recorder and which may just be better than Miley's original.

Listen and decide for yourself:

At the very least, we’re impressed that Coyle can play more than just “Hot Cross Buns” on this musical instrument.

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This little girl is doing her part for ALS awareness and fundraising.

She's also doing what she can to put a smile on the public's face.

Watching her sit in adorable little chair, talk in her precious accent, then tell her assistant calmly to "go," you would never guess what was about to transpire.

Watch her reaction after the fact, it's one for the ages ...

So awesome, and quite similar to the Britney Spears Ice Bucket Challenge video, only her f-bomb was just barely cut off after she reacted in abject horror.

Sometimes, the icy shock of freezing cold water dumped on you is just too intense NOT to cause a visceral response, even if you know it's coming.

Or, in the case of the Courtney Stodden Ice Bucket Challenge video, when you're expecting ice but get doused in molten chocolate instead. That'll do it too!

Those and other classic ALS IBC videos right here:

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Driving along on a typical day recently, a dad noticed a lot of movement in his rear view mirror. Something caught his eye that was unusual and alarming.

An accident? A weather hazard? A motorist driving dangerously?

No, no, no. He realized that his daughter was in the middle of an epic photo shoot of her own creation, mugging for selfies like it was her job in back.

After watching and laughing silently for a minute or so, he realized that for her sake and ours, he needed to immortalize this moment for all eternity.

And that is what he did, later sharing it on YouTube in all its glory.

The main takeaway here is that parents no longer need to regale people with embarrassing stories about their kids. Just document their normal behavior.

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You never know what will happen when you introduce a baby to a pet.

Sometimes, the animal is afraid or jealous of the child. Other times, the animal spins around and around in excitement over its new tiny owner.

And still other times, the animal will help change the baby's diaper or help teach it how to crawl.

Below, meanwhile, we present the latest example of a dog reacting in the best possible way to a baby, this time by rocking it to sleep in its crib. We wonder how much this canine would charge per hour to babysit...

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