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Both Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian showed their true colors last night.

Each sister dressed appropriately for Halloween, with Kim (seen below with boyfriend Reggie Bush) donning the outfit of a 1920's flapper. No shock that this former amateur porn star would channel an era where booze and sex flowed freely.

Khloe, meanwhile, dressed as a police officer. As someone with a drunk driving arrest on her record, it makes sense she'd wanna appear on the right side of the law whenever possible.

Which sister's costume do you prefer?

In what is sure to be the world's most annoying talk show episode, the Kardashian sisters will appear on The Tyra Banks show on September 23.

The stage doesn't seem big enough for this quartert of attention mongers, as Tyra is known as much for her self-serving ways as her beauty, while Kim Kardashian is known to do anyone to stay in the spotlight (see J, Ray).

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian? They're known for spelling their first names in a ridiculous fashion.

We feel horrible for anyone in the audience during this taping.

Kim Kardashian and her lesser-known - but equally stupid-named and desperate for attention - sisters Khloe and Kourtney wave to the camera in the photo below.

Take a long, hard look at the picture and send us your thoughts.

Who is the best looking Kardashian? Who is the most annoying? Who most closely resembles former WWE star Chyna? Who is most likely to star in a sex tape?

Is there a photo opportunity Khloe and Kim Kardashian can ever turn down?

The publicity-krazed sisters showed up at the 40th anniversary of the Big Mac over the weekend. We have no idea why. But we do know that Kim may have set a new fashion low for herself...

Kim and Khloe Kardashian are not karb kounting.

These four troubled young women have more than just seductive celebrity mug shots in common - they actually served time for their DUI-related antics!

Granted, that meant sitting in a cell for an hour or two in some cases, creating huge spectacles and accomplishing little other than wasting taxpayer money.

But that's a topic for another time. Here are the now-infamous mug shots of Khloe Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton:

Bonus points if you can match the amount of jail time served with the train wreck celebrity: 84 minutes, 22 days, 173 minutes, 82 minutes.

In a show of bravery, Khloe Kardashian went on the Ryan Seacrest radio show this morning and described her life-altering 173 minutes in jail.

"There was a bomb threat," Kardashian said, explaining that she was released early for safety reasons. "They put me in solitary confinement and the warden came down to talk to me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here. ... There are all these bomb threats, and we think they're because of you.'"

Which begs the question: Who would wanna blow up Khloe Kardashian?

Suspects include:

• Ray J (dude loves to play games with the Kardashians);
• Akon (the founder and chief recording artist of Konvict Music is afraid Khloe is moving in on his Kornered market);
• Kim Kardashian (she didn't wanna harm her sister, she just needed her released in order to have company at Hyde).

Khloe Kardashian is a free woman. Look out, modeling runways around the world!

On a series note, Khloe does have good advice for anyone that drinks:

"Have a friend drive you ... Get a cab. Get a friend. Get a driver."

Khloe Kardashian turned herself in to authorities earlier today.

Two hours and 53 minutes later, the L.A. County Sheriff's Department released the parole violator from prison.

How does this brief time in the clink compare to fellow celebrity inmates? Let's see...

• Nicole Richie was locked up for 82 minutes;
• Lindsay Lohan suffered for 84;
• Paris Hilton was released after three days of a 45-day sentence.

A Sheriff's spokesperson said Khloe was set free because female inmates are eligible for early release due to overcrowding.

Hear that, Kim Kardashian? Your similarly-named sister will be joining you at Hyde in just a few minutes!

It's a battle of the reality stars!

Useless, misspelled, drunk driving maniac Khloe Kardashian celebrated her 24th birthday in her D&G bustier dress in Las Vegas.

It's a little bit sexy-secretary-ish, no? Yes. Nice. Lucky for us, The Hills star Lauren Conrad wore the same item in N.Y. City this week.

The question is simple ...

Who looked better, Lauren Conrad or Khloe Kardashian?

Khloe Kardashian admitted during a July 3 court hearing that she violated her probation, which stemmed from a 2007 drunken driving arrest, and was sentenced to three days in Los Angeles County jail.

"She admitted to failing to complete [roadside cleanup duty] and enroll in an alcohol education class," said L.A. City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan.

Khloe Kardashian was simply too busy being sort of famous to abide by the rules of her probation.

The younger sister of Kim Kardashian has until July 18 to begin serving her sentence. She can always talk to her sibling's former best friend, Paris Hilton, about what it's like to spend time behibd bars.

"Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved," her publicist, Jeff Raymond, told The Associated Press.

Khloe Kardashian is famous for being famous.

Actually, correction: she's famous for being the sister of someone (Kim Kardashian) that's famous for being famous.

Nevertheless, we're an equal opportunity celebrity gossip site. So we'd like to wish Khloe a very happy 24th birthday! As a gift, we won't even mention how idiotically-spelled her first name is.

Doesn't Khloe Kardashian resemble Chyna, the former, unusually strong WWE Diva?

It's also the birthday of Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick. He turns 21. Did you know the actor is British? He talks with an accent and everything!