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Jessica Simpson was looking a little worse for the wear, which is a nice way of saying rough as hell, as she arrived at Beso in Hollywood, Calif., last night, to celebrate her longtime friend Ken Paves' birthday last night. Seriously. Rough.

Here's stylist Ken dragging his regular client ...

Jessica Simpson with Ken Paves, the only guy left who can tolerate her.

Ever since Tony Romo dumped her (reportedly for Natalie Smith), Jessica has kept a low profile, as she is supposedly reeling over her latest breakup.

Will she spend eternity alone? Link back up with John Mayer? Get back together with ex-husband Nick Lachey so that OK! Magazine can nut itself?

Who the heck knows. But click to enlarge more Jessica Simpson pictures from last night and be sure to comment on how you think she's doing ...

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

Life is good for Mario Lopez.

Unlike fellow Saved By the Bell alumnus Dustin Diamond, the guy we grew to love as A.C. Slater isn't making amateur sex tapes, cheating his few remaining fans or appearing on crappy reality shows like Celebrity Fit Club in order to make money.

No, since Lopez shot back to fame on Dancing with the Stars, he's been living it up, sleeping with Karina Smirnoff and chilling with Oscar De La Hoya, Eva Longoria and others.

The future Mrs. Tony Parker is seen with Lopez in the picture below (as well as the photo he's snapping), smiling ear to ear. Her mind is elsewhere, though - she's probably thinking about her fun bridal shower or her upcoming nuptials.

The other girl in this picture doesn't look as happy... or attractive. What the hell happened to Jessica Simpson, we have no idea. But even she knows she looks rough as hell at this point. This is a fashion wreck not even her large breasts can salvage.

Oh, and on the far left, we have Jessica's pal and celebrity stylist, Ken Paves. He's not straight, which is a-o-k with us - our only beef is that he's doing a terrible job with her hair. Isn't it your job to make Jess look hot? Get it together, K-Dog.