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Celebrity fashion followers are surely aware that of late, many stylish ladies have been flaunting their womanly shapes in draped frocks (and loving it).

But can anyone take down Lauren Conrad in a style showdown?

Seriously, she wins every survey we put up. There may be no young celebrity whose fashion is so universally appealing than former star of The Hills.

Let's find out if any of the other ladies below - Kelly Osbourne, Hayden Panettiere or Beyonce - and their varying body types can take her down.

Which star's getup has the most curve appeal? Vote below!

Whose outfit do you like the most?

We already know Crystal Harris and Karissa Shannon have bad taste in men. No offense, Hugh Hefner, but you are older than the game of baseball.

Now, it's clear the Playmates have poor taste in women, as well. Just look at who they want to see nude in Playboy: Kelly Osbourne!

"She's losing weight and she's blond now," Harris said to E! News. "She looks good. I want to see what she looks like naked."

Karissa chime in: "Yeah! We want to see Kelly Osbourne naked!"

It actually sounds like the gals are previewing a done deal, considering Hefner's confidence that Osbourne would appear in his magazine. "Kelly would be happy to pose," he said.

As for rumors that Kelly Bensimon of The Real Housewives of New York City would don most of her birthday suit in the December issue, Hef was clueless.

"I'm usually the last one to know," he said. "People always have the assumption that I pick up the phone and ask people. But I don't. That's not my job. The photo department does that."

Do you wanna see Kelly Osbourne naked in Playboy?

butter face    
- n. A homonym that sounds like "but her face." To call a woman a "butter face" is to say her body is very sexy but her face is ugly.
- "This girl was so hot, but then she turned around. I was like, Pete, check out the butter face! He said 'word,' and then we went fishing."

If it wasn't already clear, the Urban Dictionary sums up what Kelly Osbourne recently said when discussing the dance-pop phenom known as Lady GaGa.

Osbourne, who herself is outspoken and brash, to put it mildly, somehow got talking about Lady G to the Mirror (UK) and said of the popular singer:

“She’s a ‘Butter Face’. She's got everything but the face ... She reminds me of Peaches Geldof. I love Lady GaGa’s tracks but I wish she’d keep her mouth shut. She talks way too much and has too much attitude. It’s starting to make me go off her.”

While these comments are without a doubt hilarious, two questions arise:

1. If Lady Gaga is a butter face, what does that make Kelly Osbourne?
2. Did anyone else see Lady Gaga naked in V magazine? Oooga!

Who would you rather ...

Kelly Osbourne has been arrested for allegedly slapping a woman in a Soho nightclub. Witnesses claim the radio DJ flew into a blinding rage after celeb gossip columnist Zoe Griffin insinuated that her fiancé, Luke Worrall, is a moron.

Zoe Griffin is said to have taunted Kelly Osbourne, 24, that Luke Worrall, 19, did not know what an earthquake was. That will totally do it every time.

The incident occurred in Londo's Punk nightclub in August. Kelly Osbourne went with her lawyers to a central London police station earlier this month.

A Met spokesman said: "We can confirm a 24-year-old woman attended a central London police by appointment on January 2. She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of 29 August 2008."

Kelly Osbourne is free on bail until March after her arrest for allegedly smacking celeb gossip writer Zoe Griffin, after she allegedly called Luke Worrall an idiot.

Ozzy's daughter, who's giving Amy Winehouse a run for her money as the most unstable British celebrity, recently said she would "do anything" for Luke Worrall. Guess that means physically attacking anyone who looks at him weird.

This family's legal woes don't end there. In a separate incident, Los Angeles police are investigating Osbourne’s mother, Sharon, for allegedly attacking a contestant on the reality show Rock of Love: Charm School last month.

Megan Hauserman, 26, claims Sharon, 56, pulled her hair and scratched her until she was pulled away and restrained by security staff. Obviously.