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Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner announced their separation yesterday.

But there will be no divorce, both sides have made clear. The couple will remain legally married and also remain close to their children.

So, many are now wondering, what was the point of the announcement? It's been no secret that Bruce and Kris have been mostly living apart for months now. Why go public and make some big deal of it?

Unless there's a publicity-based reason for the confirmation.

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Khloe Kardashian's now-infamous marital meltdown with Lamar Odom was teased during Sunday night's episode of E!'s Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

While she didn't delve into specifics, Khloe made it obvious - through her words and through omission - that his bizarre behavior was taking a major toll.

“Holy moly! There’s a lot of emotional issues Lamar has,” Khloe told Kylie Jenner. “I do want to help or cater to Lamar but also, there’s only so much anybody can take.”

Khloe then told the cameras head on, “Lamar is a very depressed person, which is sad but understandable for everything he’s been through in his life."

“I do love Lamar with every ounce of who I am," she went on, before the mother of all buts, "but it’s really scary when someone’s in such a deep low."

It's hard, she said, to "know they’re kind of relying on you to get them out and you’re trying and you’re trying and you’re trying and nothing’s really working.”

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Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we saw perhaps the first hints of Khloe's well-documented relationship problems looming on the horizon.

While in the past, Khloe has been open, honest and outgoing - whether you like it or not, she is who she is - this week she seemed extremely withdrawn.

Most likely because things with Lamar Odom are unraveling.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- KUWTK recap ...

Watching Khloe Kardashian struggle to maintain her privacy, which she is supposedly adamant about despite being who she is? A delicate balance.

Delicate and awkward.

One got the sense from watching this week that the mostly-staged show was trying to delve into Khloe's real problems and couldn't decide how.

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Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returned with little fanfare opposite the Breaking Bad finale and every other show, camel toe was the story.

Khloe Kardashian being the chief offender. Kourtney and Kim Kardashian called out their little sister for her constant wardrobe malfunction down under.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Khloe on Keeping Up

Kourt reveals during a pajama party with friends that while all women have some issues with C-toe at times, Khloe's is out of control on a regular basis.

“We’ve all had our camel toe moments but Khloe lets the camel be shown,” Kourtney said, then gives her an apparatus to help hide it. Plus 150 for sisterly love.

“It is what it is. I have a big p--sy, I can’t control it,” Khloe said. Plus 150 for owning that p--sy. Minus 300 for Lamar ditching it for Polina Polonsky's "crack."

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Kim Kardashian wants to pose for Playboy or "some nude shoot" ASAP.

That's what she says (or said, whilst still pregnant) in a promo for upcoming episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, regarding her big post-baby plans.

“As soon as I pop this thing out," she declares, "I want to do Playboy."

Kim Kardashian welcomed baby North West in mid-June, but the family business/reality show lags behind by a few months, so she could've changed her mind.

If she is serious, it would be somewhat surprising, even for her.

Why? She posed for Playboy in 2007 - around the time of the Kim Kardashian sex tape - but was upset, or so she says, when the mag re-ran the shots in 2010.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a sex tape was the talk of the household ... and for once, it didn't involve the family member you think.

No Kim Kardashian sex tape to be seen here, fans.

Sadly. We're talking something not nearly as hot.

It was revealed that a Kris Jenner sex tape supposedly exists, which would be more mortifying if it weren't amusingly mocked by Kourt and company.

Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian struggled with memory loss, while Kendall opted to spend more time with the Jenner side of the family, to Kris' consternation.

How did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Khloe’s alleged memory issues allegedly came to a head during a conversation with Kris and Kourtney, who say Khloe never remembers any details!

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The woman behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape has made a sex tape of her own.

This unfortunate, disgusting, nauseating piece of information will come out on Sunday during the latest episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, as Bruce Jenner interrupts Khloe Kardashian to tell her that discussion over sexy photos in front of her young sister may be inappropriate.

This, naturally, leads Kris Jenner to jump in, challenge her husband... and admit to the packed table that she and Bruce once filmed a sex tape.

Did they successfully erase the video? It's unclear. Will it ever be released? God, let's hope not. Watch the clip now:

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the very first North West photo was revealed and Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom divorce rumors escalated.

Wait, that was real life. We forget that the show lags by a few months.

On the E! program, we saw (the producers pretend to have) Kim Kardashian hatch a plan to get back at her judgmental family by secretly feeding them placenta.

Meanwhile, Rob shocked everyone when the producers had him take up chainsaw art in Khloe's yard, and late night jokes began to bother someone.

Who was it? And how did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, according to this week's script, was debating whether she should eat her own placenta when the baby arrives. As moms do sometimes.

Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she'd eat it too. Heck, she'd even have a third child just to eat placenta. Kourt is all over this kind of thing. Plus 100.

The rest of the family? Not so much. Minus 100.

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Consider yourselves warned, E! viewers: there will be some major placenta talk on this week's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

While seated around the dinner table for a barbecue, America's First Family of Reality Television gets into a discussion regarding whether or not one ought to eat this body-produced item, with Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian advocating its advantages.

At one point, much to Bruce Jenner's chagrin, the latter says “I want to have a third child just to eat the placenta," which is interesting because there's been talk that Kourtney actually is pregnant with her third child.

Watch the nauseating sneak peek now:

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It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.

Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.

So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.

What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...

These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:

  • "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
  • "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
  • "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
  • "I just want to be cool again."

Yeah. Minus 7,000.

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