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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the very first North West photo was revealed and Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom divorce rumors escalated.

Wait, that was real life. We forget that the show lags by a few months.

On the E! program, we saw (the producers pretend to have) Kim Kardashian hatch a plan to get back at her judgmental family by secretly feeding them placenta.

Meanwhile, Rob shocked everyone when the producers had him take up chainsaw art in Khloe's yard, and late night jokes began to bother someone.

Who was it? And how did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, according to this week's script, was debating whether she should eat her own placenta when the baby arrives. As moms do sometimes.

Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she'd eat it too. Heck, she'd even have a third child just to eat placenta. Kourt is all over this kind of thing. Plus 100.

The rest of the family? Not so much. Minus 100.

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Consider yourselves warned, E! viewers: there will be some major placenta talk on this week's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

While seated around the dinner table for a barbecue, America's First Family of Reality Television gets into a discussion regarding whether or not one ought to eat this body-produced item, with Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian advocating its advantages.

At one point, much to Bruce Jenner's chagrin, the latter says “I want to have a third child just to eat the placenta," which is interesting because there's been talk that Kourtney actually is pregnant with her third child.

Watch the nauseating sneak peek now:

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It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.

Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.

So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.

What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...

These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:

  • "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
  • "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
  • "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
  • "I just want to be cool again."

Yeah. Minus 7,000.

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Kim, Kim, Kim. It's all about Kim Kardashian, the Golden Child.

Or Golden Ticket, that might be more accurate. Call her what you want, there's no question that Kim is and has been Kris Jenner's favorite kid, bar none.

It's no surprise, then, that Kris proved once again on Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she will do anything for Kim.

Or that others will notice and get pissed.

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style ...

When Kim Kardashian discussed moving back home in anticipation of baby North West's arrival, Kris was all good with that. What Kim wants, she gets.

She didn't bother to even ask anyone else.

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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Family drama is par for the course on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but this week saw more bitterness than the usual Kim Kardashian-related fare.

Brody Jenner kind of sort of full on went after stepmonster-in-law Kris Jenner for caring more about money and celebrity gossip attention than family.

Ouch. How did this come about and how did it play out?

Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Brody and Kris Jenner

Things did not get off on the right wrong foot between Kris and Brody, to put it mildly, when she didn't invite him to Greece for the big family trip.

Once that slight had been rectified, she spent the whole time making awkward overtures to win him over. Already we're at a Minus 100 here, Kris.

And oh, did it get worse from there ...

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North West.

It's an odd name, even the most ardent of Kim Kardashian supporters must agree.

But in a new clip from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we get an idea of why Kim and Kanye West went with this moniker for their young daughter.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Strolling

See, they were thinking about a K name, but... "then they'll call us the KKK," Kim told her siblings (aboard a yacht in Greece, of course) a few months ago in footage captured by E!

Watch the family debate various possibilities now and then wonder along with us, THGers: Where are those Kim Kardashian baby photos?!?

What do you think of the name North West?

 

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All awful, irritating, scripted good things must come to an end.

Rumors are circulating that Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are thinking of ending Keeping Up with the Kardashians in the near future, despite Season 8 pulling strong ratings for E!.

Kardashian Portrait

"It has been the biggest reality franchise of all-time," a source tells Naughty But Nice Rob. "Both Kim and Kris want to make sure they end on a high note, leaving fans wanting more, rather than try and stretch the show on for another few seasons and watch it die."

The series kicked off in October 2007 and has since made huge stars out of Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and the entire family.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the attention Kim Kardashian kommands from the media - and everyone - started to wear on her sister.

Seriously, it's all about Kim all the time, and not just on celebrity gossip websites. Kourtney in particular got jealous of her younger sis in a big way.

How did this semi-contrived storyline play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, Breasts Photo

Kim Kardashian, clearly, has been Kris Jenner's favorite for years.

She is, after all, the chosen one inside whom Ray J made hard love, the one who commands endless fascination, the one upon whom the spotlight shines brightly.

Kourtney Kardashian, however, at least had kids. 

Now that Mason and Penelope are about to be overshadowed by North West, you can tell that Kourt is feeling a bit sad about giving up that spotlight too.

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The public has not seen Kim Kardashian in weeks, as the reality star remains in hiding.

But on this Sunday's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we get some idea of what Kim has been up to: complaining about her mother's black-and-white bathroom decor.

She specifically takes issue with Kris Jenner's back toilet paper because "I like to see what I’m sh*tting and what I’m wiping."

We mean, who doesn't?!? But TMI, Double K. T.. M... I.

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