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Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.

It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?

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Lamar and Rob both say they'd do porn. NEGATIVE 5 to Khloe for referring to that as "bizarre." Isn't Kim's decision to do so the only reason this family has a reality show?

Kris says Scott and Kourtney should get married before having another kid because it's "more natural" that way. PLUS 3 for not Kris cracking up at the irony. How natural is it for one to say this about one's daughter to an E! camera?

Scott is talking to his therapist. On television. With his shirt unbuttoned half way. Exposing a wholly shaven chest. NEGATIVE 147.

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In case you haven't heard, Kim Kardashian is getting married.

But don't expect Kourtney Kardashian to follow her sister down the aisle any time soon. In the Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip below, Kourtney takes issues with her mom's suggestion that she tie the knot with Scott Disick.

"When Mason was born, Scott was more of a hot mess, but now he's really turned his life around and been amazing," Kris says. "He's such a great partner to Kourtney. I don't know what Kourtney's reservations are, why she's holding back and being so stubborn."

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We've already seen the photographic evidence, but Kim Kardashian officially answered a question no one was asking last night: Yes, her butt is real.

In the following +/- review of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we examine this life-altering news and also give major points to Kris Jenner for owning up to what her family is...

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Kim reads one story about her receiving butt implants and simply can't believe the world questions her real body. PLUS 8 because we sympathize with this frustration. The only fake thing about Kim is the interest she takes in any of her Facebook followers.

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Kendall Jenner is only 15 years old.

The aspiring model's father reminded his step-daughter of this numerous times on last night's edition of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but it's hard to blame Kim for thinking otherwise. Remember this photo shoot?

Among other storylines on the latest episode of this dreadfully boring series: Lamar Odom flipped a mattress and Kris Jenner acted like a stalker. Catch up on all the (non) action below, via THG's patented Plus/Minus episode guide...

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During Khloe's acupuncture session (she's SO stressed, people!), Kim pricks her finger and says: "I just put it in me so hard." PLUS 3 for at least attempting a Ray J impression.

After Kris walks into his house, Scott says all he wants is a little privacy. MINUS 17 for saying this to a TV camera.

"I model because I'm more like a personality," says Kim while taking Kendall to NYC. MINUS 8 for her forgetting to add "a personality... that's less interesting than pocket lint."

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Kendall kalls out Kim on this Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

As previewed below, the 15-year old gets testy because the writers told her to she thinks her big sister is trying to live vicariously through her modeling career.

"Kim originally wanted to do runway but she was too short for it," Kendall says after having storming out of a runway lesson her big sis had scheduled for her. "I think she's taking her fantasy out on me."

Kendall actually has a point. For all of Kim's monetary success, she doesn't actually have a job. Jenner? She's already the face of Forever 21 and Marc Clark.

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We already know that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged.

But how did this true love come about? What family obstacles did these two overcome to arrive at the special place where E! is planning their wedding special? And why was Khloe so emotional about their coupling up?

All these burning questions and more were at the center of last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians season premiere.

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Kim kicked off the episode by telling her sisters she plans to give her children K names. They think she's crazy. Seriously, where would she possibly get that idea?!?

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Nothing says Surprising Romantic Gesture like a proposal captured on reality TV camera.

In the latest trailer for season six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we see drama unfold between Kourtney and Scott (he's drinking again?!?) and Kris/Bruce Jenner (she wants to change her last name?!?).

But the real, totally unplanned and unscripted excitement occurs at the very end of this preview. Listen closely and you'll hear Kris Humphries utter the four words that every attention-hungry, money-ravenous, talentless celebrity yearns to hear: Will you marry me?

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Kim Kardashian will never be confused with a rocket scientist. Or even George W. Bush for that matter.

But we're sincerely concerned about the intelligence of this newly-engaged reality star, considering she told People magazine she was "in shock" when Kris Humphries proposed on May 18 because "I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

We can't help but wonder: didn't she see the camera crew when she walked in?

Kris and Kim

Indeed, sources confirm to The Hollywood Reporter that Kris and Kim's big moment will be featured on the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Every moment of the supposedly spontaneous event was filmed for reality TV.

We'll give you a moment to recover from that shock...

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How did we get here?

On June 12, E! will premiere the sixth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Yes, the sixth season.

Somehow, the family that publicizes every aspect of its boring life has managed to continually draw in viewers to a scripted show that focuses more on large breasts than sincere emotion.

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What sort of crazy (scripted), unexpected (scripted!), shocking (scripted!) moments will go down this summer? Check out an official preview for the reality series below.

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Since we definitely aren't exposed to Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian enough on Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami, we'll soon be Keeping Up some more.

A new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians premieres August 22.

Try to contain the excitement of finally learning what these secretive stars are up to. We've barely heard from them since the last season ended. Suspense!

The first episode will show newly-single Kim moving into her new home, but fighting with mother Kris Jenner after she throws a housewarming party.

Guests spill food all over Kim's expensive rugs. Gripping television.

Signing Sisters

KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON THREE: GETTIN' KRUNK. That's not really what it will be subtitled of kourse, but a celebrity gossip site can dream.

In another scene, Kourtney - spoiler alert!!!!!! - moves out of the condo she shares with douchetastic BF Scott Disick and into Khloe and Lamar Odom's pad.

But the producer Kourtney decides she needs to move out once Khloe and Disick get into a screaming match and Khloe refuses to let him into her home.

Little sisters Kylie Jenner, who just debuted as a model, and Kendall Jenner, whose racy bikini pictures recently caused a stir - will have bigger roles as well.

The network says they're "no longer the quiet, young children they once were, and Bruce and Kris have their hands full with their youngest daughters' new career opportunities, first dates and not so lady-like behavior towards the paparazzi."

Kylie is 12 and Kendall is 14. Great values, E!

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