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A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

So said Kris Jenner on The Talk yesterday, referring to the face lift that was captured by E! cameras last month.

The matriarch of the least talented family on TV said she just wanted to freshen up for her daughter's wedding, which will NOT cost $10 million, as reported by one tabloid.

"You know, if she was going to spend that much money on a wedding, I'd tell her to write me a check and go to Vegas," Jenner said, seemingly ignoring the fact that Kim is headed to Vegas for her bachelorette party.

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Bruce Jenner did all he could to tune out his annoying family on Keeping Up with the Kardashians last night. He gets countless points for the attempt, but the clan as a whole lost a ton in this +/- review of its weekly, scripted shenanigans...

Kim asks Rob, in response to him having not seen Mason in awhile, "doesn't that hurt your soul?" She then sticks her chest out for a nice shot by the E! cameras. PLUS 7.

Khloe brings Bruce a "harmony comb" to help with his hearing. It's a paper plate and candle (below) resting on the side of his head. He then complains about Khloe taking a photo and putting it on YouTube. The E! camera man shakes his head and hands out MINUS 13 points for the irony.

"When in doubt, throw it away," Khloe says in regard to a turkey baster. MINUS 6 to E! producers for not taking the same stance with all copies of this show.

Kourtney is afraid Rob is missing her son growing up because they haven't spent quality time together. PLUS 5 to Rob for understanding he can just watch the process via the Internet instead.

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Last episode, Kris Jenner defended Scott Disick on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. She said he's prime marriage material, as evidenced in this clip.

But Rob Kardashian disagrees.

In a preview of the wholly unscripted drama to come this Sunday, Rob visits Kourtney and Scott's house for the first time and explodes when asked why it took him five months to do so: "The reason I don't come over here is because of Scott. He's an alcoholic! He's a negative person in my life... Show me that you're mature and show me you're mature enough to have a kid with my sister."

Watch the totally believable scene below.

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Kim Kardashian is getting married on August 20. What are you doing to prepare for this monumental event?

Are you undergoing a face lift, crying over how stressful it is and inviting cameras into your hospital room? No? Then you are not Kris Jenner.

The matriarch of this money-hungry family, who is reportedly organizing every detail of her daughter's nuptials, received a bit of plastic surgery last month in preparation for the event. Shockingly, the process was recorded by E! and will air on a future episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Prepare to lose your lunch watching Kris, Kourtney and Kim sob in this video:

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Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.

It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?

Kris Jenner Promo Pic

Lamar and Rob both say they'd do porn. NEGATIVE 5 to Khloe for referring to that as "bizarre." Isn't Kim's decision to do so the only reason this family has a reality show?

Kris says Scott and Kourtney should get married before having another kid because it's "more natural" that way. PLUS 3 for not Kris cracking up at the irony. How natural is it for one to say this about one's daughter to an E! camera?

Scott is talking to his therapist. On television. With his shirt unbuttoned half way. Exposing a wholly shaven chest. NEGATIVE 147.

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In case you haven't heard, Kim Kardashian is getting married.

But don't expect Kourtney Kardashian to follow her sister down the aisle any time soon. In the Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip below, Kourtney takes issues with her mom's suggestion that she tie the knot with Scott Disick.

"When Mason was born, Scott was more of a hot mess, but now he's really turned his life around and been amazing," Kris says. "He's such a great partner to Kourtney. I don't know what Kourtney's reservations are, why she's holding back and being so stubborn."

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We've already seen the photographic evidence, but Kim Kardashian officially answered a question no one was asking last night: Yes, her butt is real.

In the following +/- review of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we examine this life-altering news and also give major points to Kris Jenner for owning up to what her family is...

Khloe Promo Pic

Kim reads one story about her receiving butt implants and simply can't believe the world questions her real body. PLUS 8 because we sympathize with this frustration. The only fake thing about Kim is the interest she takes in any of her Facebook followers.

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Kendall Jenner is only 15 years old.

The aspiring model's father reminded his step-daughter of this numerous times on last night's edition of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but it's hard to blame Kim for thinking otherwise. Remember this photo shoot?

Among other storylines on the latest episode of this dreadfully boring series: Lamar Odom flipped a mattress and Kris Jenner acted like a stalker. Catch up on all the (non) action below, via THG's patented Plus/Minus episode guide...

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 6 Promo Pic

During Khloe's acupuncture session (she's SO stressed, people!), Kim pricks her finger and says: "I just put it in me so hard." PLUS 3 for at least attempting a Ray J impression.

After Kris walks into his house, Scott says all he wants is a little privacy. MINUS 17 for saying this to a TV camera.

"I model because I'm more like a personality," says Kim while taking Kendall to NYC. MINUS 8 for her forgetting to add "a personality... that's less interesting than pocket lint."

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Kendall kalls out Kim on this Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

As previewed below, the 15-year old gets testy because the writers told her to she thinks her big sister is trying to live vicariously through her modeling career.

"Kim originally wanted to do runway but she was too short for it," Kendall says after having storming out of a runway lesson her big sis had scheduled for her. "I think she's taking her fantasy out on me."

Kendall actually has a point. For all of Kim's monetary success, she doesn't actually have a job. Jenner? She's already the face of Forever 21 and Marc Clark.

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We already know that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged.

But how did this true love come about? What family obstacles did these two overcome to arrive at the special place where E! is planning their wedding special? And why was Khloe so emotional about their coupling up?

All these burning questions and more were at the center of last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians season premiere.

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Kim kicked off the episode by telling her sisters she plans to give her children K names. They think she's crazy. Seriously, where would she possibly get that idea?!?

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