We'd like to wish a very happy birthday to Keeley Hazell.
The busty British model is only 22 years old. She's packed an impressive career into that short time on Earth.
An impressive career of posing naked for obscure magazines, that is.
In honor of her birthday, here's a photo tribute to Hazell and her enormous, bare breasts. Get a new pair of pants ready and click on each thumbnail below, fellas...
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Keeley Hazell is desperate.
The British model was one of the first quasi celebrities to film a sex tape, yet she hasn't been rewarded with the same reality TV fame as other amateur porn stars, such as Kim Kardashian, Ray J and Paris Hilton.
So, what does a busty blonde for attention now? She poses paints her naked body gold. Seriously.
Follow this article's jump now to see what we mean...
It's been far too long.
We feel bad for you guys for enduring such an absence. Our last blog about Keeley Hazell is dated January 23. We won't let this happen again.
People want their Keeley Hazell nude photos, after all - and we give the people what they want. Well, to the best of our ability, at least.
Sadly, all we can offer you this Friday morning in march is the next best thing, sexy Keeley Hazell topless photos. Take what you can get, right? Right.
Visit FHM via this link for even more Keeley. Here's the cover shot from this month and one other photo of Miss Hazell and her most prized assets.
We are talking about large boobs. You're welcome.
Keeley Hazell: Topless and loving it in FHM. How do we know she's loving it? Because this is all Keeley Hazell does. It's a terrific and popular career choice.
We're sorry to report that Keeley Hazell is fully clothed in the photo below.
Or at least sporting a bikini, which is layers and layers more than this British model is typically seen wearing. Especially within the pages of Zoo.
If that publication isn't gonna publish pics of Gemma Atkinson and Lucy Pinder nude, well, we're not sure why it exists...
As 2007 draws to a close, it's time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.
They've given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.
We previously profiled attention-seeking, naked Celebrity Sex Tape Stars at #5. Now, without delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #4 ⦠Busty British Babes!
The past 12 months have seen at least that many pairs of giant boobs cross the Atlantic and get the attention of entertainment news outlets. They've belonged to a series of British models, none of whom appear to have discernible skills outside of the ability to remove their shirts when a camera is on.
It started in January with Keeley Hazell (above) and her sex tape leak.
Unlike other dishonest amateur porn stars, however, this model wasn't afraid to admit she was in on the release. This must have inspired other large breasted Englishwomen to realize the potential of getting naked in public, as Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder were soon flashing their chests in every magazine they could find.
From there, Katie Price became a household name. Although that name was often "Jordan," the modeling moniker she goes by for no apparent reason. Finally, Gemma Atkinson came on the scene and, well, also bared her body in various publications.
Indeed, these busty British babes of 2007 weren't very different from one another, but perhaps it was this similarity that earned them our respect.
Unlike American celebrities who think they possess actual skills - yes, we're looking at you Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag - the Brits are simple people. They're real people, honest people.
They merely say, as Lucy Pinder is in the photo above: I have a big chest and I would like to earn money for showing it off. They don't try to be anything they're not. And for that Keeley, Lucy, Gemma and company, we salute you.
As 2007 draws to a close, it's time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.
They've given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.
We previously profiled attention-starved rich people from The Hills at #6. Now, without further delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #5 ⦠A slew of celebrity sex tape stars!
While many may remember 2007 as the year the war in Iraq raged on and on, those in the entertainment news world will mark it down as an era during which we were taken from camping out on the front lawns of celebrities... to receiving an up close and personal view of what goes on in their bedrooms.
Indeed, sex tapes came from the likeliest of sources (Keeley Hazell) to the nerdiest (Dustin Diamond) and most enterprising (Ray J, below).
With that in mind, we present the 2007 Celebrity Sex Tape Awards:
In light of new Gemma Atkinson naked pictures hitting the Internet, there was only one proper response on behalf of fellow British model Keeley Hazell:
Release a new set of topless photos. Stat!
With that in mind, The Hollywood Gossip is proud to present the latest in a long line of Keeley Hazell nude pics. These types of shots are becoming even more common than homosexual dalliances for Larry Craig...Â
 Follow the jump for even more Keeley Hazell nude pics ...
We knew it!
Once Amy Fisher came out with a sex tape, it was only a matter of time before Keeley Hazell did something to get back into the naked spotlight.
Enter the 2008 Keeley Hazell calendar...
The British model is following in the nude footsteps of fellow English beauties who have already released calendars, such as Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson.
We wonder what's taking Katie Price so long. Hope she's okay.
... or Britney Spears nude?
Well, it's Keeley Hazell nude, obviously.
But she's doing her best Britney impression below, posing topless for British magazine Zoo in the same outfit Spears donned for her very first video, "Baby One More Time."
Needless to say, Keeley Hazell has got the pigtails down, as well as the Catholic school girl outfit and the giant boobs. It's an impressive rendition.Â
During a recent photo shoot, Keeley Hazell did her best Britney Spears nude impression. Baby, hit us one more time! The English lingerie model looks beautiful.
Hazell, of course, is best known for often getting naked. And making sex tapes. But while our favorite part-time pop singer and full-time bad mother is starting to mostly be known for the former, no Britney Spears sex tape has surfaced yet, despite numerous rumors and prayers by The Hollywood Gossip staff.
In the end, at least Keeley is being creative in her nudity. Fellow British babes, such as Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder, simply wave their large breasts in our face. It gets old.
If you're gonna get naked to make celebrity news, might as well emulate Britney Spears, right? That's what we figure.
Excuse us for a moment, Gemma Atkinson.
You're very pretty and all, but it's time to focus on our favorite British beauty. Indeed, Keeley Hazell nude may not be difficult to come across - but that doesn't make these pics any less attractive once we do.
One of the original sex tape queens - it's safe to assume Olivia Mojica and Toastee Toof were simply following her lead - Hazell is beloved by men on both sides of the Atlantic. She's also an inspiration to women.
Even a nude Avril Lavigne posed in the same publication as Keeley a few months back.
You have to hand it to this lingerie model. Unlike fellow English hottie Katie Price, Hazell doesn't need a reality show to get famous. She can just take her clothes off.Â
