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Topless Keeley Hazell Returns to FHM

It’s been far too long.

We feel bad for you guys for enduring such an absence. Our last blog about Keeley Hazell is dated January 23. We won’t let this happen again.

People want their Keeley Hazell nude photos, after all - and we give the people what they want. Well, to the best of our ability, at least.

Sadly, all we can offer you this Friday morning in march is the next best thing, sexy Keeley Hazell topless photos. Take what you can get, right? Right.

Visit FHM via this link for even more Keeley. Here’s the cover shot from this month and one other photo of Miss Hazell and her most prized assets.

We are talking about large boobs. You’re welcome.

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Keeley Hazell: Topless and loving it in FHM. How do we know she’s loving it? Because this is all Keeley Hazell does. It’s a terrific and popular career choice.

Keeley Hazell: Large Boobs, Small Bikini

We’re sorry to report that Keeley Hazell is fully clothed in the photo below.

Or at least sporting a bikini, which is layers and layers more than this British model is typically seen wearing. Especially within the pages of Zoo.

If that publication isn’t gonna publish pics of Gemma Atkinson and Lucy Pinder nude, well, we’re not sure why it exists…

Keeley Hazell: Clothed!

Celebrity of the Year Finalist #4: Busty British Babes

As 2007 draws to a close, it’s time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.

They’ve given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.

We previously profiled attention-seeking, naked Celebrity Sex Tape Stars at #5. Now, without delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #4 … Busty British Babes!

The past 12 months have seen at least that many pairs of giant boobs cross the Atlantic and get the attention of entertainment news outlets. They’ve belonged to a series of British models, none of whom appear to have discernible skills outside of the ability to remove their shirts when a camera is on.

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It started in January with Keeley Hazell (above) and her sex tape leak.

Unlike other dishonest amateur porn stars, however, this model wasn’t afraid to admit she was in on the release. This must have inspired other large breasted Englishwomen to realize the potential of getting naked in public, as Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder were soon flashing their chests in every magazine they could find.

From there, Katie Price became a household name. Although that name was often “Jordan,” the modeling moniker she goes by for no apparent reason. Finally, Gemma Atkinson came on the scene and, well, also bared her body in various publications.

Indeed, these busty British babes of 2007 weren’t very different from one another, but perhaps it was this similarity that earned them our respect.

Unlike American celebrities who think they possess actual skills - yes, we’re looking at you Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag - the Brits are simple people. They’re real people, honest people.

Naked Lucy Pinder

They merely say, as Lucy Pinder is in the photo above: I have a big chest and I would like to earn money for showing it off. They don’t try to be anything they’re not. And for that Keeley, Lucy, Gemma and company, we salute you.

Celebrity of the Year Finalist #5: Celebrity Sex Tape Stars

As 2007 draws to a close, it’s time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.

They’ve given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.

We previously profiled attention-starved rich people from The Hills at #6. Now, without further delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #5 … A slew of celebrity sex tape stars!

While many may remember 2007 as the year the war in Iraq raged on and on, those in the entertainment news world will mark it down as an era during which we were taken from camping out on the front lawns of celebrities… to receiving an up close and personal view of what goes on in their bedrooms.

Indeed, sex tapes came from the likeliest of sources (Keeley Hazell) to the nerdiest (Dustin Diamond) and most enterprising (Ray J, below).

Ray J, Kim Kardashian, Sex Tape

With that in mind, we present the 2007 Celebrity Sex Tape Awards:

  • Most Career Enhancing: Kim Kardashian. Paris Hilton’s former BFF learned from the master. Getting reamed by Ray J has led to a reality TV show and a spot atop the celebrity gossip world for this socialite.
  • Least Surprising: Amy Fisher. She shot her former lover’s wife in the face. After that, nothing could really surprise us.
  • Most Explicit: Olivia Mojica. The former American Idol contestant didn’t possess the singing ability to go far on the country’s most popular reality show. So Mojica chose to show us her other, more hard core talents as punishment for not voting for her.
  • Sex Tape Featuring Least Famous and Least Attractive Girl: Jennifer Toof. Or Toastee Toof. This former Flavor of Love girl was so unknown at the time of her video’s release that we still aren’t sure what to call her.
  • Best Attempt at a Sex Tape: Vanessa Hudgens and Katie Rees (tie). Sorry, ladies, but it takes more than naked photos to be counted in this group.
  • Most Exciting, Untrue Sex Tape Rumors: Lauren Conrad and Britney Spears (tie). Maybe next year we’ll experience the real thing. Speaking of which…
  • Sex Tape Star We Most Hope to Write About in 2008: Hayden Panettiere. What? She’s 18 now. It’s okay if we admit this.

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More and More Keeley Hazell Nude Photos

In light of new Gemma Atkinson naked pictures hitting the Internet, there was only one proper response on behalf of fellow British model Keeley Hazell:

Release a new set of topless photos. Stat!

With that in mind, The Hollywood Gossip is proud to present the latest in a long line of Keeley Hazell nude pics. These types of shots are becoming even more common than homosexual dalliances for Larry Craig… 

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A Look at the 2008 Keeley Hazell Calendar

We knew it!

Once Amy Fisher came out with a sex tape, it was only a matter of time before Keeley Hazell did something to get back into the naked spotlight.

Enter the 2008 Keeley Hazell calendar…

Keeley Hazell Calendar

The British model is following in the nude footsteps of fellow English beauties who have already released calendars, such as Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson.

We wonder what’s taking Katie Price so long. Hope she’s okay.

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Is That Keeley Hazell Nude…

… or Britney Spears nude?

Well, it’s Keeley Hazell nude, obviously.

But she’s doing her best Britney impression below, posing topless for British magazine Zoo in the same outfit Spears donned for her very first video, “Baby One More Time.”

Needless to say, Keeley Hazell has got the pigtails down, as well as the Catholic school girl outfit and the giant boobs. It’s an impressive rendition. 

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During a recent photo shoot, Keeley Hazell did her best Britney Spears nude impression. Baby, hit us one more time! The English lingerie model looks beautiful.

Hazell, of course, is best known for often getting naked. And making sex tapes. But while our favorite part-time pop singer and full-time bad mother is starting to mostly be known for the former, no Britney Spears sex tape has surfaced yet, despite numerous rumors and prayers by The Hollywood Gossip staff.

In the end, at least Keeley is being creative in her nudity. Fellow British babes, such as Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder, simply wave their large breasts in our face. It gets old.

If you’re gonna get naked to make celebrity news, might as well emulate Britney Spears, right? That’s what we figure.

The Hollywood Gossip British Babe Watch: Keeley Hazell Nude Photos

Excuse us for a moment, Gemma Atkinson.

You’re very pretty and all, but it’s time to focus on our favorite British beauty. Indeed, Keeley Hazell nude may not be difficult to come across - but that doesn’t make these pics any less attractive once we do.

One of the original sex tape queens - it’s safe to assume Olivia Mojica and Toastee Toof were simply following her lead - Hazell is beloved by men on both sides of the Atlantic. She’s also an inspiration to women.

Even a nude Avril Lavigne posed in the same publication as Keeley a few months back.

You have to hand it to this lingerie model. Unlike fellow English hottie Katie Price, Hazell doesn’t need a reality show to get famous. She can just take her clothes off. 

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Keeley Hazell, Avril Lavigne Heat Up Pages of Arena Magazine

We’ve never heard of Arena magazine. But we may need to take out a subscription for it today. How come? Can you not see the Keeley Hazell picture below?

Keeley Kills

While this British lingerie model may be best known for a recent sex tape, she’s mighty fine in still images, as well.

Moreover, the publication has managed to make Avril Lavigne look sexy.

Seriously. This punk singer looks to be hoping for an Antonella Barba photo-like makeover to her career with this picture shoot….

Hot Avril?

And we were surprised when nearly nude Hilary Swank pics popped up.

Looks like previously pristine singers and actors are beginning to climb about the naked picture train. What does The Hollywood Gossip have to say about such a development? All aboard, people.

All aboard.

Keeley Hazell: Topless in British Magazine

Some things are surprising: There’s a magazine in England called “Zoo.”

Others are expected: Keeley Hazell is almost nude within the pages of it…

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The lingerie model is one to give Antonella Barba a run for her scantily clad money, as both beauties have an affection for their own skin. But only Hazell, of course, has put out a sex tape so far.

Well, not only Hazell. Kim Kardashian also has done so.

And Dustin Diamond.

And someone named Melanie Martinez.

Moreover, is there any doubt Barba will release one at some point? You should really just ignore this entire post.

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