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Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, can't do much to surprise us anymore, but she managed to do so this time at her latest book signing, and it's actually pretty funny.

Standing Out: My Look, My Style, My Life is full of handy tips for peeps wishing to emulate Katie Price fashion and style. Which would be no one, we'd hope.

Nevertheless, she made quite a splash at the event to promote the text in London yesterday, formally launching her tell-all accompanied by friends in drag.

One of whom was none other than new boyfriend Alex Reid.

He's the one on the far left, in case you couldn't tell:

Katie Price, Alex Reid and some other drag queens promote her book.

At the very least, this was a nice respite from the interminable public war of words between Katie and ex-husband Peter Andre, whose marriage just imploded.

In a few short months since the split, Jordan has acquired a new boyfriend, a cage fighter Alex Reid, with whom she engages in near-constant banging, and who reportedly once starred in a violent, aggressive sex video. Nasty.

She even played the childhood rape victim card to garner sympathy. Yeah. Like we said, sometimes a good drag photo of Alex Reid can lighten the mood.

Earlier this month, Katie Price claimed she was raped by an anonymous celebrity.

In a new book by her former boyfriend, meanwhile, the busty British model is likely to feel violated in a different way.

Dwight Yorke, the soccer playing father of Katie's son Harvey, writes in "Born to Score" that Price's behavior soon after their son was born was "the most distressing thing I'd ever had to deal with."

The useless D-lister would come home after long, drunken nights out and make so much noise that she'd awaken the baby.

"I challenged her about this lifestyle. She'd desperately wanted our baby but was this her idea of motherhood?" Yorke writes. "I'm not by nature a bitter person, but no one's driven me quite so close to that as Katie. The woman is infuriating."

Still, Yorke proposed to Price during a vacation in Barbados. She accepted the ring, but the relationship went to Hell the very next day because Price wouldn't let Harvey sleep over with York's mother.

"It was deeply upsetting," said Yorke. "The fact that Katie couldn't grant my mum that pissed me off like never before. I hated her at that moment. It was the final nail in the coffin - I wanted nothing more to do with her."

Sounds like a healthy relationship; one that apparently was made even worse when Price met ex-husband Peter Andre.

"When I met Andre I wanted to throttle him. I'm not a violent man and it takes an awful lot to rile me. But this man got under my skin at the outset."

These days, Price is dating Alex Reid. No word yet on how Yorke feels about him; or on the time table until he also pens a tell-all book about this atrocious human being.

Even after living the party girl life in Ibiza, badmouthing her ex like it's her job and then engaging in "constant banging" with classless cage fighter Alex Reid, Katie Price is still surprised, for reasons unknown, that everyone is on Team Peter.

Peter being her estranged ex Peter Andre, who for his part has been laying low with their kids and pledging to remain celibate until a divorce is final.

We'd put Team Peter membership around 99.9 percent.

So, what’s an attention-crazed lady to do to win back both press and the admiration of people who were once her fans? Revealing she’d suffered a miscarriage? No, she tried that and that didn’t work. Think bigger.

Claiming she was raped when she was younger, and that Pete knew about it? Mmm, that didn't work either, after he denied knowledge. So, now what?

Katie Price revealed more about the alleged rapist, saying her aggressor is a celebrity to ramp up the  headlines (and likely fees) just that lil' bit more.

How low is too low for Katie Price? We haven't found out yet.

She said: "A famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who. It was years ago before I was with Pete. My friends and family knew about it at the time."

Why didn't the model known as Jordan report the rape to police? "Next question. I don't want to go down that road. I don't want to talk about it again."

Well, unless she's getting paid to, of course.

Now, we're not so cynical that we're going to come right out and say we think she’s lying, but ... okay, we totally are. Way to make light of and demean women who are actually the victims of sexual violence, Katie. Class move.

If you want to tell all and no one cares, you should probably ask yourself why no one cares. Could be because you are cavorting around with a guy who started in a rape fantasy movie, and alleging you were raped an hour later.

Katie Price is used to giving quickies to Peter Andre.

That said, it was pretty much par for the course that their divorce, which was made official today by London's High Court, took a mere 42 seconds to complete.

Their four-year marriage was deemed "irretrievably broken down due to both parties' unreasonable behavior." Somehow he got lumped in with Katie there.

The district judge said, "Given that I have to exercise discretion in determining what to permit to disclose to the press, I find it difficult to do that without the parties and their representatives to express their views to the court."

He said details of quickie divorce can be made public.

"I think the press are entitled to know the basis on which the decree was pronounced, and each was on the basis of unreasonable behavior," he concluded.

Peter Andre is hereby free to pursue a new, less insane wife.

Both Katie Price and Peter Andre sued each other for divorce, and they are taking extra precautions to keep their divorce papers a secret from the media.

We'll see how long until the tawdry, accusatory details of their split get out - and what information was included in them for all the gossip-mad world to see.

Something about her banging Alex Reid, for sure.

Peter Andre and Katie Price are able to remarry in six weeks when the decree absolute is granted. We hope she can hold off that long, difficult as it seems.

Meeting the in-laws. It's a moment we all dread.

Even Katie Price, who was reportedly on her best behavior (?) at the home of her new cage fighter boyfriend Alex Reid’s parents the other night.

She ate take out, watched Danyl Johnson on The X Factor and astonished everyone by drinking tea. Jordan even had an excuse to booze it up - it was Alex’s sister Lauren’s 40th birthday party - but stuck with the non-alcoholic beverage.

Katie must really like the guy!

Her BFF Zakiya Berrabah, who was also at the party in Aldershot, said Jordan "went down a storm" (whatever that means) with the family of Alex Reid.

Berrabah added: “The whole family loves Katie. She does not drink, only when she goes out which is not as often as people think.” Sure thing, Zakiya.

Jordan, 31, and Alex Reid, 34, later crashed out in his bedroom, which is decked out with model Viking warriors. Sounds like a great date.

Katie Price apparently behaved herself. There's a first time for everything.

Meanwhile, her estranged ex, Peter Andre - who was enraged by Jordan's relationship with Reid - specifically his role in a violent, aggressive sex scene in a movie - believes he's ready to start the process of dating again.

He vowed he wouldn't have sex until their divorce was finalized, but he has decided to relax that self-imposed ban and start looking for a girlfriend.

He said: "Since my split from Kate, I took a vow of celibacy, which I am still sticking to. But I might be ready to start dating again. Ideally, I would like to be divorced before I meet someone special. But if it happens, it happens."

"I have come a long way in the last few weeks and my head is in a better place. You can still be celibate and date, you know," mused Peter Andre.

Peter's raising three children, Harvey, 7, Junior, four, and Princess Tiaamii, 2, and has also decided to start clearing her possessions out of his home.

Katie Price's new boyfriend, Alex Reid, is not a popular fella among her family and friends, who say he's causing "immense damage to her public image."

This implies Katie Price had a great public image to start with, which is a bit of a stretch. Or maybe Alex Reid, a cage fighter by trade, is just that bad.

At issue in particular are violent sex scenes he filmed in a new movie.

Close friends and business aides to the model known as Jordan - plus her estranged husband Peter Andre - are apparently appalled and outraged by pictures of Reid writhing around semi-naked on the set of the film Killer Bitch.

Price supposedly treats him like a personal sex slave, but no matter.

In one scene, Reid is said to simulate rape of a girl played by actress Yvette Rowland, putting his hands around her neck as if to throttle her. Icky stuff.

Katie Price has been dating Alex Reid since splitting with Peter Andre.

A friend of Katie Price revealed: “The pictures aren’t pretty. Kate was aware of the film and what it entailed but seeing it for herself didn’t go down well."

“It’s very seedy. A number of friends and advisors feel Alex is detrimental to her and her career. They desperately want her to leave him before it’s too late.”

Last night a friend of Peter Andre: “Pete’s outraged by this new low. He thinks it’s disgusting and can’t believe his children are spending time with this man.”

He has been playing happy families with her 4-year-old son Junior, daughter Princess, 2, and 7-year-old Harvey from her relationship with Dwight Yorke.

Katie is said to have already discussed marriage with Alex Reid.

Alex Reid, the new man of newly-separated Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, is getting sick of being treated like a sex slave, according to UK sources.

The cage fighter is fed up of being at her beck and call and feels like some sort of Ken doll - prompting rumors that they too are headed for a split.

"He feels like a sex slave and some sort of 'Ken' doll, while his mates are moaning that he never returns their calls," says a friend of Alex Reid.

This is only going to make Peter Andre more depressed.

Reid is growing increasingly fed up with the millionaire model's partying antics - moaning that she just doesn't know when to stop ... anything.

"He had only just come to realise she is a force unto herself when she has a drink," a friend of Reid's tells the UK's Star. "And to be honest, he's not entirely happy with her boozing. He's worried she has no stop button."

In other Kate Price news, she is supposedly on red alert after ­becoming the target of a Spanish kidnapping plot at the hands of the Russian mafia.

Katie Price wants protection - and lots of sex - from Alex Reid.

Russian gangsters were said to be planning to grab the loaded babe – worth £30 million – when she comes to promote her clothing line in Ibiza.

On top of mass security, the scared businesswoman and mother of three, 31, is also ­expected to turn to tough guy Reid, 34, for additional protection.

A source said: “The kidnap threat is real and Kate feels safer when Alex is around. He is a muscular man, a trained fighter who can watch her back."

“Kate’s a tough woman but this is bound to really frighten her and convince her to take her ­boyfriend along for support. She will definitely feel much better having him on hand to ­double up as a bodyguard and scare off the mobsters.”

Katie Price's money and fame make her an objective for gangsters.

The model has even boasted she is approaching billionaire status, which is probably total BS, but undeniably makes her an even more luring target.

These supposed gangsters need to leave Jordan alone. Just relax and ogle Katie Price pictures from the comfort of your own home like the rest of us.

With his estranged wife Katie Price moving on very publicly with her new man Alex Reid, a downtrodden Peter Andre could barely hide his distress Saturday night on what a friend described as probably "the worst day of his life."

The reality star and singer was said to be "horrified" after seeing graphic photos of Katie Price kissing Alex Reid - in front of his children this time.

A source close to the depressed Andre, 36, said: "He is more upset than I have seen him since he left Kate - this really is the worst day of his life."

Peter also accused Katie of being a "despicable mother" when he heard her use profanity in front of the kids and encourage them to mimic her.

But sources say it was the latest batch of pictures of Katie cavorting with cage-fighter Alex Reid as her children with Peter played nearby, all the while being filmed by a camera crew, really set the depressed Peter over the edge.

Needless to say, Peter Andre is not a fan of Katie Price. Or Alex Reid.

A source close to Peter told the Daily Star: "He couldn't believe it when he saw the photos of his kids being fathered by this man he has never even met."

"For [Katie Price] to introduce him to the kids is hard enough. But behaving like a pair of teenagers right after their dad leaves is another thing altogether."

During a row stuffed full of expletives, Peter branded the giant-breasted model known as Jordan a "despicable mother" and said she was a "disgrace."

Having been married to her for some time, you wouldn't think this would be altogether shocking, but she does seem to be rubbing it in his face pretty hard.

Follow the link to keep reading the Daily Mail's account of Peter's misery ...

Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, is being accused of ruining the gay wedding she attended over the weekend by unleashing a four-letter rant on stage.

Taking the stage for a karaoke version of Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing" at the civil partnership of make-up artists Gary Cockerill and Phil Taylor, the 31-year-old model proclaimed that the audience were "all c***s!"

Classy. And odd, given the crowd.

A guest interviewed by the Sun (UK) said "the woman is insane."

You won't find many celebrity gossip readers arguing.

"She said she wouldn't sing live because there were too many c***s there who would enjoy hearing her sing off key. She said we were all c***s. Then she said Peter Andre was a f*****g a******e. People walked out. She ruined everything."

Katie Price, her chest and Alex Reid at the wedding.

That about sums it up. Well, that and this: "The couple had their first dance to her miming, but the song did not come on and she was singing to herself."

Security ultimately escorted the busty model off stage.

Her new lover Alex Reid, 34, was said to look "hurt."

In somewhat related Katie Price news, it looks like Peter Andre is on his way to securing the #1 spot in the charts this weekend for his new single.

The apocalypse is near.

With estranged, demoralized husband Peter Andre looking after her children, Katie Price is giving Jon Gosselin a run for the how-low-can-they-go title.

The shameless model showed little regard for modesty (or common decency) as she cavorted topless around a Spanish resort with her new beau Alex Reid.

The pair laughed and flirted as she received a massage. Earlier, the brazen, buxom whack job was seen bathing topless in a pool with the cage-fighter.

Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, jetted off on Sunday after worries she may have developed swine flu, but appears to have gotten over any health fears.

In a move likely to cause more despair for Peter Andre, Katie Price and Alex Reid didn't exactly try to hide their very public, rather crass displays of love.

Katie Price is not the slightest bit hesitant to rub these in Peter Andre's (or more accurately Alex Reid's) face. Ouch. Better take away Pete's belts and shoelaces.

A source close to Jordan told The Sun: "Katie and Alex have spent almost every moment out by the pool. They are just all over each other all day long."

"Katie's having a whale of a time, that's for sure. She clearly doesn't miss [Peter Andre] and is kicking herself that she didn't meet Alex sooner."

She may not be laughing last, however. Some observers say the photos of her topless with Alex Reid are likely to count against her in a custody battle.

While she snogs everything that moves, Peter has been spending his days out of the spotlight with kids Harvey, 7, Junior, 4, and Princess Tiaamii, 2.

A source said: "Peter will be furious about them. If he decides to fight back in court, these kind of images could be very damaging to her cause."

Follow the link for photos and more on Jordan's antics ...