On The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3, we finally learn who really worked as a stripper in college and so much more.
We recap all the screeching accusations and surprising revelations in our THG +/- review.
The Real Housewives husbands arrive and it isn't long before they are all yelling at one another to "shut the f**k up!" Minus 12. If only any of them would listen.
If you thought The Real Housewives of New Jersey yelled during the regular season, you haven't heard anything yet.
"Reunion Part Two" had so much finger pointing, name calling and out and out screaming that I thought I might go deaf. We break it all down in our THG +/- review.
First we'll start with the tirade coming from Rosie. "I will rip her f**king head off" and "I'll f**king kill her" were just some of the things heard being bellowed from back stage. Minus 12. Teresa really brings out the best in people, doesn't she?
The Real Housewives of New Jersey opens with its first of three "Reunion" shows and Andy needs a whip and a chair to keep these women from tearing one another apart. We'll recap how the claws come out in our THG +/- review.
The Housewives haven't been in the same room together since the fateful night before last year's reunion when the Posche fashion show episode was filmed.
Since then Teresa has sold yet another cookbook. That's three so far and they are all New York Times best sellers. Minus 10. Who are you people buying these things and why?
It's the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and it's a "Strip Down Memory Lane" but whose memory is telling the truth? We recap all of the lies, spies, and hidden texting in our THG +/- review!
Angelo, the former strip club manager now supposed spa owner is back and not only is this guy sleazy, he's a horrible actor. Minus 10.
I love Kathy's reaction to the guy. She thinks he's just some sleazeball hitting on Melissa. Well, she's half right. Then she rolls her eyes when she quips, "We're all married here. Move along." Plus 8.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are blindsided when "A Bald Canary Sings," or are they? We'll recap who got set up and who set the trap in our THG +/- review.
Let's go back to the beginning. Melissa's getting ready for yet another meeting with some producer about her singing career. I couldn't care less about her musical future but I'd definitely pair the leopard print shoes with that dress. Plus 7.
Oh, and if there is a God I will never be subjected to seeing Joe Gorga in a g-string. I refuse to let my imagination go there. Minus 12. The mere thought is frightening enough.
The Manzos visit their boys in Hoboken for brunch and could Caroline make Lindsey feel any more uncomfortable?
On The Real Housewives of New Jersey the "Dinasty of Denial" only grows once everyone returns to Jersey. We recap the cutest and scariest ways they all try to move forward in our THG +/- review.
It's back to Jersey and back to school for the Gorga and Guidice clans. As Teresa has to yell and push to get everyone out of bed, Joe Gorga's making delicious looking pancakes for his brood.
But despite the cute family scene the Gorga's still miss the bus for the first day of first grade. Still, I've got to give them a Plus 8 for rolling with the punches. Joe and Melissa both laughed it off, jumped in the car and drove off. At least they got some fun family photos.
Back at the Guidice home, Joe's comparing cousin Kathy to a frog and making fun of Caroline's hair. Teresa gushes about how her husband is "really, really, smart." Wow. That's just scary. Minus 10.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey's California vacation finally came to an end and it was all "Hot Tub of Sour Grapes" as Caroline and Teresa went at it.
We break down all the face grabbing fun in THG's +/- recap ...
When Teresa left Kathy out of her toast last week, was it an unintentional slight or a purposeful shun. In the end it doesn't matter as Kathy turns the focus onto someone else.
Instead of dealing with her own issues, Kathy throws Caroline under the bus. Minus 12. Of course she swears she has the best of intentions but is Kathy really that naive?
With everyone listening in on Teresa and Kathy's conversation, am I the only one who hoped that Caroline really would walk over and dunk Teresa's head in the hot tub? Plus 15. That could have been awesome but unfortunately we never got to see it.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are headed to Napa...the long way. "Pack Your Baggage" finds the ladies camping in heels. We recap all of the stupidity in our THG +/- review.
The show opens with the recap of Caroline commenting that Albie hasn't had a serious girlfriend in about two year but how he should really be concentrating on work. Minus 7. Albie's a grown man. Can't he have a career and a girlfriend? You'd think mom would want him to be happy.
Well Momma Caroline might not be pleased when she hears that Albie's asked Lindsey to move in. Actually Albie, Chris and Greg all ask her to move in and it really is kind of sweet. Plus 10. Nice job boys.
But the trip to California is closing in almost as fast as hurricane Irene but that's not about to stop this crew. With the airports closed they ditch their kids on their parents and drive several hours to catch a flight out of Pittsburgh. Plus 8 for sheer determination.
Did we really have to witness both Joes peeing on the side of the road? Were the fast food restaurant bathrooms not good enough for them. Do their mommies need to remind them to go before they leave? Minus 12.
It takes a road trip and two flights to get this crew to San Francisco. What do they do when they're bored on a road trip? Watch videos of cows having sex of course. Minus 9.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey try to "Sit Down and Man Up" before the big trip to Napa. Will any of it help them avoid complete and utter disaster? Let's recap all of the planning meetings of a vacation destined for failure in our THG +/- review.
Teresa's brand just continues to grow. She's got the books. Now she's planning on a line of Teresa aprons, her own specialty Bellini and maybe even T's pasta. Where will it end?
This all may be Teresa's dream but Joe can't keep his nose out of the middle of it. Minus 10 when he can't let Teresa get a word in edgewise during her meeting at the winery.
But a big plus 15 because someone finally told Teresa that ingrediences is not a word! How many seasons has that taken?
Did anyone else find it funny that Joe was telling Teresa that her driving sucks when only one of them has a valid driver's license and it's not him?
The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrated Antonia's birthday and if you were looking for an over the top affair for a six year old then you came to the right place. We recap all of the indulgence of the showy soiree in our THG +/- review.
It was nice that Melissa didn't over do it for her six year old's birthday party. She invited all of their family and friends plus all of the kids from Antonia's school. There was a bounce house, a giant crawl through caterpillar, tents with cotton candy and popcorn, a henna tattoo artist…did I miss anything.
Minus 10 because the most ridiculous thing was watching Melissa Gorga get her makeup professionally done for a kid's party while she swore to her husband that she was NOT high maintenance. I'd like to know what's her definition of that term.
Across town Joe Guidice bails on the party and Milania calls her dad a big poop. Plus 5. I couldn't really disagree with her assessment.
But the party had its moments. Plus 7 to Teresa who crawled into that caterpillar with the kids. I hope she grabbed some hand sanitizer when she finally found her way out.
Plus 5 to Joe Gorga who got in on the fun and let the kids watch him get his own tattoos.
The Hangover Part III promises to be the final chapter. With Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Bradley Cooper exploring a third film that does not contain a "Hangover," our The Hangover Part III review wonders if it works.
The second Rush trailer has arrived and if it is any indication of the film's quality, Ron Howard has another winner. Chris Hemsworth plays real life racer James Hunt.
The first trailer for We're The Millers stars Jennifer Aniston, Ed Helms and Jason Sudeikis. The film is a crime comedy with Sudeikis playing a pot seller for Helms' dealer and Aniston as a stripper.
With the long hot summer looming, TV Fanatic goes back to grade Castle Season 5. What did you think of it?
Which summer show has you most excited? That's what we asked our staff members this week.
On the Criminal Minds season finale, the BAU investigates a series of suspicious deaths after victims suddenly start bleeding from the eyes and mouth. Meanwhile, the Replicator finally makes an appearance.
Butter up these hard poppy seed rolls today for an ideal breakfast. OR use them to fix up your favorite sandwich. OR place them on the table for dinner. They are perfect for any time of day.
Jams or Jellies? What's a chutney? If you've ever wondered about the differences among all of the different types of soft spreads you can cook up in your kitchen, then look no further!
This orange julius fudge recipe is topped with chocolate morsels and possesses an orange zest in the base. It's sweet, it's tasty, it's a must-make dessert!
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