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We'd love to see Kate Middleton nude.

Evidently, we're not alone.

A man has been arrested in Great Britain after stolen pictures of Prince William and girlfriend Middleton were offered for sale to a newspaper.

According to Great Britan's The Sun, an individual reported that a camera had been stolen in London late last week. Within an hour, two men using false names contacted the newspaper offering to sell photos of the prince. Geniuses, these were not.

The images in question reportedly included numerous shots of Prince William and Kate Middleton on their recent vacation in the Caribbean last month. The publication – which described a few as "sexy snaps" – delivered the photos and a dossier of information to London's Metropolitan Police.

"A 25-year-old man was arrested ... on suspicion of theft from a motor vehicle and handling stolen goods," a police rep confirmed to People Magazine.

Prince William received his "wings" at England's Royal Air Force graduation ceremony on Friday. And guess who was cheering him on every step of the way?

The Prince's lovely, on-again, off-again, definitely-now-on-again girlfriend Kate Middleton. She's dreamy.

Prince William, who trained for three months, became the fourth successive generation of the monarchy to be an RAF pilot.

"William was very good," his commander told the Associated Press. "I was very impressed by his flying skills. He had a natural handling ability and he was very quick to learn."

Big Will's brother, Prince Harry, who recently returned from military service in Afghanistan, was not at the ceremony; he's still on holiday with girlfriend Chelsy Davy.

Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton made it clear last night: they are back together!

The famous British couple got down up on the dance floor at a raucous (and risqué!) charity event in London.

According to People, Middleton kissed her longtime boyfriend as the pair showed off their dance moves as though they were Karina Smirnoff and Mario. The price twirled his gal around as they boogied to Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti" and the Guns N' Roses classic "Welcome to the Jungle."

"They looked happy and so in love," a witness said. "Kate was smiling so widely and they looked like there was no one else in the world when they were dancing."

The pair â€" plus Prince Harry, who's just back from his African holiday with Chelsy Davy â€" were attending an event for The Henry van Straubenzee Memorial Fund. (Henry, a school pal of Harry's, died in a car crash in 2002.)

With all the attention Carla Bruni is receiving these days for possibly becoming the First Lady of France, the likely future Queen of England has gone relatively unnoticed.

But here's a shot of Kate Middleton and her younger sister Pippa.

The pair partie dat the Kitts Club in London last night to celebrate Kate's 26th birthday. Where, we can't help but wonder, is Prince William?

Kate Middleton celebrates her birthday... without Prince William. Is this on-again-off-again couple off again?

Prince Harry and Prince William enjoyed a night out on Wednesday at the Boujis Club in Kensington, England. Joining them was on-again/off-again girlfriend of Prince William, Kate Middleton. Great to see they're still an item!

Also joining the royals and KM was Virgin heiress Holly Branson, daughter of Richard Branson, who bears a slight resemblance to the girlfriend of Prince Harry, Chelsy Davy - who, sadly, wasn't on hand for what looks like a fun evening of revelry.

Unfortunately, the celebrity photo agency or agencies who spotted Prince William and Harry out with Katie Middleton and Holly Branson didn't get any pics of them together. But what can you do. Here are some pictures of them individually...

Kate Middleton, Prince William, Holly Branson and Prince Harry like to party!

Give Kate Middleton some credit at least: the eventual Queen of England is wearing underwear in the photo below.

Therefore, she's already worlds classier than Katie Price, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

Still, we can see a bit of a region that someone who may sit on the throne in a few years should probably keep completely covered up. You're not Tila Tequila, Kate. You're held to the highest of standards in Great Britain.

We like Kate Middleton a lot. But would Chelsy Davy ever be caught with her thong showing?

First, Jenna Bush and Henry Hager.

Next, Prince William and Kate Middleton?

A week after America's most powerful young couple got engaged, might Britain's royal pairing be next? Reportedly, the prince has taken his long-time girlfriend off to a secluded island in the Indian Ocean for a private, romantic break.

People magazine says the visit to the exclusive Desroches island in the Seychelles bolsters talk that couple is close to getting hitched.

The two split in April, but it was only a matter of weeks before they were back together again, meeting up for secret dates, including a party at army officer William's barracks. Now, there appears to be little doubt they're going strong once more.

Just like Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish. Minus the extramarital affair.

Prince William is on vacation from the army following a troop commanders' course. Middleton arrived from the U.K. late last week. She's very pretty.

Stupid celebrity gossip photographers.

These money-driven loons have forced Kate Middleton to pull out of a charity fundraising race to France due to "safety" concerns.

"Kate has chosen to drop out, having taken advice," boat captain Emma Sayle told People magazine. "It's a safety thing ... security issues."

The girlfriend of Prince William was set to steer an all-female crew in a traditional Chinese dragon boat across the 21-mile English Channel. They were to vie against an all-male crew in an record-breaking attempt scheduled for August 25.

"She's upset she can't do it, but she's made a call and taken the whole team into consideration. By pulling out she's doing it for everyone else," said Sayle, adding that maybe Prince Harry's girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, has more of a sack than Middleton.

Just kidding about that last part.

During their training sessions on the River Thames in the west of London, the women's crew had found themselves under the glare of stalkers celebrity news journalists, which Sayle referred to as a "nightmare." She can only imagine what it's like to be in the spotlight all the time, like poor Spencer Pratt.

Earlier this year Middleton's lawyers issued a warning to photographers asking that they respect her privacy.

The crew rep says it is now too late to find a new recruit. But we hear Kim Kardashian has a good track record with seamen.

Oh... nevermind.

Kate Middleton is more than just a possible future queen with a pretty face.

She's an athlete… with a world record on the brain!

While other famous women close to her age named Lindsay Lohan are being pulled over for drunk driving, Middleton is acting as the steerer/steerswoman with the Scion Sisterhood for the upcoming Collins Stewart Cross Channel Challenge.

The on/off-girlfriend of Prince William is hoping to break a Guinness world record by being among the first all-female crew to row across the English Channel for the charity race in a Chinese dragon boat. That's pretty cool actually.

Former school friend Alicia Fox-Pitt - who has no relation to either Matthew Fox or Brad Pitt - said: "Kate's been training with us. All being well she will be in the boat. She is a very gifted sportswoman and we played a lot of sport together at school."

Fellow crew member Emma Sayle agreed. In fact, her assessment of Middleton had us questioning whether Megan Fox was actually not the world's most perfect woman:

"Kate's perfect material for our team. She's stunning and very feminine but is incredibly sporty. She's the kind of girl who can take part in a triathlon, get covered in mud and an hour later emerge in a ball dress looking flawless."

Yup, sorry Megan and Lauren Conrad. But we have a new celebrity crush.

Princess Diana was honored last night - but it was two other British women that really made news.

And, no, for once we're not talking about consistently nude English models such as Keeley Hazell or Lucy Pinder.

Chelsy Davy who has been dating Prince Harry for about three years, planted a smooch on her man during the show, while Kate Middleton smiled supportively at Prince William from just two rows behind her concert-promoter boyfriend at Wembley Stadium.

While the former couple has been solid for years, Middleton and William have recently been seeing each other again after breaking off their five-year relationship in April, friends have told People magazine.

Dressed in a white trench coat and a black-and-white print dress by Issa, Middleton rocked out to the show among the other young royals and friends, putting her arm in the air to "Shine" by former boy band Take That and grooving to Lily Allen and Nelly Furtado.

Kate Middleton plays the role of loving girlfriend during the concert honoring the late Princess Diana last night in Britan.

The charitable concert â€" held on what would've been Diana's 46th birthday, 10 years after her death â€" was opened by the princes, with a rousing "Hello Wembley!"

"This evening is about all that our mother loved in life â€" her music, her dance, her charities and her family and friends," Prince William told the 60,000-strong crowd, after being introduced by Elton John.

Meanwhile, Army officer Harry mindful of those he would have been serving alongside in Iraq had he been able to go, added a word of praise: "I wish I was there with you. I'm sorry I can't be. To you and everyone on operations we'd both like to say stay safe."

David Beckham, soon to start his soccer career with L.A.'s Galaxy, got one of the biggest cheers of the night when he stepped onstage. Before he introduced Take That he called the evening's hosts "truly remarkable. The nation should be proud of them."

The show included acts from Diana's era (Rod Stewart, Supertramp and Bryan Ferry) and those from her sons' (Diddy, Kanye West and Fergie).

If they had asked her to contribute, it's safe to assume Sam Cooke would have bared her large breasts, as well.