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As 2008 winds down, it's time to reflect upon those - from household names to relative unknowns, from A- to D-list - who made this year so memorable.

The Hollywood Gossip is unveiling 10 finalists for its 2nd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. They've given us their best, their worst, even their nude pictures in some cases. Now it is time for us to give something back with this moving tribute.

We previously profiled those silly moose-hunting child bearers from Alaska, The Palin Family. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #8 … The Many Girls Next Door!

When 2008 began, the girlfriends of Hugh Hefner could be counted on one hand: there was Holly Madison, the Playboy founder's number-one piece of tail; Kendra Wilkinson, the woman with the most annoying laugh on television; and Bridget Marquardt, the other one.

Soon enough, however, the exploits of these models became too much for a single reality show to handle.

Holly remained in the news by posing naked a lot and then having the awful taste to date Criss Angel; Kendra got engaged to NFL player Hank Baskett, and Bridget continued to exist.

  • Holly Madison Photograph
  • Bridget Marquardt Nude

Once these ladies established lives outside of the Playboy Mansion, they had to be replaced. Enter Karissa and Kristina Shannon, along with a series of arrests, obnoxious attitudes and, of course, very little clothing.

With 2008 coming to an end, a new Girl Next Door has even popped up: Dasha Astafieva will grace the cover of Playboy's 55th anniversary issue. Rumors have already circulated that she slept with Hefner while he was dating Holly, Kendra and Bridget.

As you click on the photos above and below of Hefner's girls from 2008, remember: the guy is 82 years old. Can you top his exploits in 2009?

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Sorry, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. You've haven't even had time to release a sex tape with Hugh Hefner, and your sexy superiority is being challenged by a new set of twins.

Indeed, Rikki and Vikki Ikki have been chosen by MTV to star in a spin-off of the timeless Tila Tequila reality show sensation, A Shot at Love. The latest installment of the dating competition will appropriately be titled A Double Shot at Love.

The Ikki Twins

In the show, both genders will compete for the affection of Rikki and Vikki Ikki, sisters that were destined to appear naked in Playboy as soon as their parents dubbed them with such a moniker.

However, despite their usual penchant for this position, Karissa and Kristina won't lie down for Rikki and Vikki. A naked gauntlet has been thrown down, one that only our readers can answer:

Which set of twins is hotter? Follow this article's jump to see both pairs of sisters in the buff, and then vote in our all-important poll...

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Karissa and Kristina Shannon have a message for celebrity gossip followers: Don't forget about us!

Due to Kendra Wilkinson's recent engagement to Hank Baskett, and the subsequent announcement of Holly Madison as a member of her bridal party, these twins have likely been afraid that their 15 minutes in the Playboy spotlight were over.

Karissa Shannon Naked

But Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends won't go down without a fight (just with a shot of tequila). They've posted a few new photos of themselves, basking in the Miami sun...

In truly exciting news, we've even uncovered a photo of each sister by herself. In familiar positions, say hello to Kristina (top) and Karissa (bottom)...


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Hugh Hefner has trouble recognizing women with their clothes on.

During a recent public appearance with new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the Playboy founder looks utterly perplexed. And really short.

As Hef stares at Karissa (or Kristina), and Kristina (or Karissa) stands idly by, it's easy to forget that this guy is older than John McCain. Let's cut him some slack and remember:

Hefner typically only sees the backside of women in bed. He probably had no idea Karissa and Kristina were even twins.

Whoa, Twins!

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Sex is one thing.

But one's MySpace page is really personal!

In His Bathrobe

In the surest sign yet that twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon have moved into Hugh Hefner's mansion and life, the Playboy founder's MySpace page has undergone a significant change. Check out his profile pic:

It's official: Hugh Hefner is being managed and f@*ked by Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

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Karissa and Kristina Shannon are making themselves right at home in the Playboy Mansion. And we have the pictures to prove it!

Or they do, to be exact.

Paris and a Twin

The twins have updated their MySpace page to include shots of them posing in lingerie with friends in their new room; hanging out in the mansion's hot tub and feeding a monkey. No, that isn't a euphemism for sex.

One of the sisters - please don't ask us which - is actually feeding a monkey...

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Over the years, it's become astoundingly obvious that Hugh Hefner can have as many girls at once as he wants to.

Seriously, how many foursomes do you think the guy had with Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt... per night?

Now, of course, Hef's latest conquests are a pair of 19-year old twins named Karissa and Kristina Shannon. And we have no doubt he could - and does! - invite both into his room each and every evening for a few rounds of old man sex.

But what if he couldn't? What if Hefner were limited to just one sister? Which should he choose?

Karissa and Kristina Shannon

Which of the Shannon twins is hotter?

 

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Having stared at an 82-year old man's ass for the last few weeks, Karissa and Kristina Shannon must have jumped all over the chance to attend Los Angeles Fashion Week.

As you can see, the new girlfriends of Hugh Hefner took advantage of the opportunity by sitting in the front row of a fashion show, dressing exactly alike and ogling possible sex companions for later that night.

Shannon Twins Make Out!

Mmmm... I could get behind that. Or in front of it. Which side do you want, sis?

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It's difficult for The Hollywood Gossip staff to keep up with Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

We have no idea how an 82-year old Hugh Hefner does it.

Here's the latest on Hef's 19-year old girlfriends:

Erica Civello, the woman Karissa and Kristina were charged with attacking in January, is getting her side of the story out. She says the night in question turned ugly the her and the twins, along with Erica’s boyfriend Ben, decided to go out partying after they got off work.

“We all went over to my friend Nicky’s house but after a while one of them, Kristina, wanted to go home and was acting all stupid slamming the gates outside,” Civello told Scandalist.

“She was trying to physically kick people, I’m not sure if she was playing around or not. She was in a really mad mood because she just wanted to leave. I started arguing with Kristina and we started fighting, when from behind one of them came up behind me and knocked me out cold with a bottle.”

According to Erica, the blow led to a concussion, a broken nose and a cut on her head. Here's a photo of her, taken soon after the incident:

According to Erica Civello, Karissa and Kristina Shannon were responsible for this damage.

Erica says beatdown wasn't even the strangest part of the night, however.

“The twins were taken outside and were bragging about what they did, saying my blood tasted good. Apparently one of them even licked her hand which had my blood on it, which is pretty weird,” Erica, who did just claim she was knocked out cold, said.

As for the Shannon sisters' new role as Hefner’s live-in girlfriends?

“I don’t think they deserve a break like that, it makes me sick to my stomach,” Civello said.

That's the same reaction typical 19-year olds would have when it comes to sex with an 82-year old man.

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Last week, Kendra Wilkinson said "there are some random ass hoes walking around [the Playboy Mansion]."

It's safe to assume she was referring to Karissa and Kristina Shannon, among others.

Holly Madison on Halloween

But Holly Madison appears to be handling her break-up with Hugh Hefner, and the subsequent changing of the blonde guard at home, a lot better than her Girls Next Door co-star.

Madison, who told Us Weekly that she introduced the Shannon twins to Hefner during the former's Playboy pictorial this summer, approves wholeheartedly with their selection as Hef's new girlfriends.

This just in: Karissa and Kristina Shannon are lots of fun!

"They're a lot of fun," Holly said. "I would never try to personally pick Hef's new girlfriend. I would like him to take his time and actually get to know somebody - which he never does! But as long as he's having fun, I'm happy for him! He's having lots of fun with them -- and a lot of other people!"

In other words: Karissa and Kristina Shannon have totally seen Holly Madison nude... if you know what we mean! (We mean the three of them have teamed up to pleasure Hefner together.)

Following the revelation that the twins pleaded no contest in August to felony battery, Madison said they seem to have turned their life around:

"I think that they're in a good place right now and hopefully will stay out of trouble. They are a little young and definitely like to have a good time. I just hope that they can take this new fame with a level head."

We're resisting all temptations to make a joke about Karissa, Kristina and a reference to "head."

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