Karen McDougal
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Bruce Willis is a favorite of The Hollywood Gossip.

Remaining close friends with his ex-wife, Demi Moore, and her new husband, Ashton Kutcher, this actor shows what being mature and having perspective is all about.

We just pray that rubs off on possibly troubled daughter Rumer Willis.

With this in mind, we couldn't be happier for Willis that his new girlfriend is a serious hottie. Below is a photo of Karen McDougal naked and, well, showing off her flexibility.

As the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the year, McDougal has the sort of experience in the buff demonstrated by Holly Madison nude and other current darlings of Hugh Hefner. Moreover, she used to be a preschool teacher - so she's great with kids and gorgeous!

That gives her two advantages over Britney Spears already.

We don't know where the relationship between Bruce Willis and Karen McDougal is going, of course, but Melanie Brown and Stephen Belafonte have proven that marriage is around the corner for almost any couple.

Of course, we've heard that Willis enjoys being a bachelor - and with babes like this, why wouldn't he? - but even Brad Womack would say you need to settle down at some point.

Move over, Matt Encinias. You aren't the only previously unheard of person to see a celebrity topless recently.

Of course, we'd probably choose to ogle Britney Spears over Bruce Willis. But, hey, you could do a lot worse than the Die Hard star.

Seen here, Karen McDougal is probably thinking that exact thing. The visor-wearing young hottie is taking a dip in Porto Cervo, Sardinia with the ex-husband of Demi Moore and all-around good guy.

Hot new couple alert: Karen McDougal and Bruce Willis.

Considering the weird, partly nude Rumer Willis photos floating around the Internet, there's a good chance McDougal - the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year - is helping to comfort Bruce the best way someone with her physical attributes can... if you know what we mean!

We mean she better wash that right hand before eating.