Kai Madison Trump
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Sorry, Jayden James, you had your time.

And the clock has run out on your days in the celebrity gossip headlines, Dannielynn. Go spend time with your father Larry Birkhead.

The latest baby to snag our attention isn't just adorable - she's frickin loaded! Say hello to Kai Madison Trump, a child so rich she'd be able to get out of jail faster than Paris Hilton.

The daughter of Donald Trump Jr. a vice president at the Trump Organization, and his wife, model-actress Vanessa, was born May 12 and weighed in at 6 lbs. 14 oz.

"The baby is really beautiful," said the elder Donald Trump. "I've never seen such hair on a baby in my entire life. Just an absolutely beautiful baby, and healthy and happy, so I'm thrilled."

Unlike her 14-month-old uncle, Barron (Trump Sr.'s son with wife Melania), Kai won't be wheeled around in a gold-plated stroller. Instead, she naps in a comfortable nursery filled with hand-painted furniture and pastel colors designed by Posh Tots.

Sounds more comfortable to us than Katie Price's vagina.

"I'm not sure it will ever sink in," Trump Sr. said about becoming a grandfather

Rosie O'Donnell, meanwhile, had no comment on her enemy's good fortune.

We wonder if Rosie O'Donnell will send flowers to the latest celebrity grandfather?

After all, Donald Trump Jr. and wife Vanessa welcomed their first child Saturday afternoon in New York City. This means that The Donald is now a grandpa.

Moreover, son Barron Trump is now an uncle to Kai Madison, the 6-lb. 14-oz. girl and latest member of the insanely rich clan.

"Everyone's great," Trump Jr. said in a phone call from the hospital. "Baby's great, Vanessa's great â€" and I'm getting used to the idea [of being a father]."

The name came from the baby's maternal grandfather, the younger Donald said. It's Danish and almost as pretty as Ruby Sweetheart.

When the couple first announced the pregnancy in November, Vanessa told People magazine that "everyone's very excited," although "if you mention the 'grandpa' word [to the elder Donald Trump], he might not be so excited."

That's to be expected.

Also to be expected? The plans Kevin Federline must have for Jayden James to get himself a piece of Kai Madison, along with the Trump riches.