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Julia Roberts and Kelly Ripa each have three children.

But you'd never know it, based on how these older beauties look in a bikini!

While many readers had to bathe for hours after merely contemplating sex with Aubrey O'Day or Tila Tequila in our previous edition of Who Would You Rather, this installment is kid-friendly.

Compare the bodies of Roberts and Ripa below. Let us know which you'd prefer to wake up next to in the morning (after having had intercourse with her the night before, that is)...

Julia Robert or Kelly Ripa: Who would you rather...

Last week, we learned the disappointing news that we will no longer see Brad Pitt nude on screen. The actor takes his role model status seriously.

On a similar note, fans better enjoy Julia Roberts in a bathing suit in her upcoming movie, Charlie Wilson's War, because that's as close to nude as she's gonna get!

There's a reason why we don't see Roberts naked or even running around in bathing suits in movies, the 40-year-old actress tells E! "It's just not my thing."

Julia Roberts nude scenes: Not her thing and not gonna happen.

We know what you are thinking. You saw Julia Roberts nude in Pretty Woman. Sorry, you're wrong. She used a body double to shoot nude scenes even then!

The mother of three, who welcomed her youngest son, Henry, in June, has always closely guarded her private life with her husband, Danny Moder.

There's certainly nothing wrong with her desire to keep her clothes on at work, either - despite how enjoyable seeing Julia Roberts naked might be.

Julia Roberts is showing other celebrities just how this baby thing is done.

While Kate Walsh and Holly Madison are merely rumored to be pregnant, this gorgeous actress is popping out kids left and right.

Earlier today, Roberts welcomed her third child, a boy named Henry Daniel Moder.

He was born in Los Angeles and weighed 8½ lbs. As Henry joins twins Hazel and Phinnaeus in the Moder clan, Julia's rep, Marcy Engleman, says everyone "is doing great."

And we're thrilled to hear that. Too many stars these days receive attention for dressing and acting like idiots (hi, Britney Spears) or posing nude at all costs (put on some clothing, Katie Price).

It's great to see a class act such as Roberts simply live a happy, normal life.

Just as we were welcoming a baby into the world for Diddy and Kim Porter, news comes out that another star is pregnant again.

Page Six has learned that Julia Roberts has her third bun in the over and will give birth next summer.

In November 2004, the beautiful actress gave birth to twins Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia. Amazingly, she's kept them mostly under wraps, so we don't know how their cuteness compares to that of Jayden James Federline or Suri Cruise.

Whether Roberts' upcoming visit from the stork will be her last is anybody's guess. She once told Oprah Winfrey that she and Moder wanted a big family.

"I'm in the harbor of my life . . . Danny has really shined the light for me."

So, where have Brad and Angelina been hanging out with their kids? What about Suri Cruise? One famous actress knows the whereabouts of these famous families.

"They're at my house right now!" Julia Roberts told The Insider. "We're all together. Yes, yes, we hold hands and we sort of commune and they go, 'You're cute,' [and I go,] 'No, you're cuter.'"

Julia kids, of course. And The Gossip makes children-related puns. But America's Pretty Woman admits she does keep in touch with the non-gay talk show goddess, Oprah Winfrey.

"Auntie Oprah, she's in our life, she's good," Julia says. "She's sent them so many lovely, sweet things, all of which we've like put to use. Their book collection is impressive, just based solely on her alone. [It's] an enviable collection of books."

The "them," of course, would be Julia's twins Phinnaeus and Hazel, both of whom are are 18 months old and just starting to develop their own characteristics.

"Hazel was born incredibly feminine and [Phinnaeus] is very masculine. The first time in her lifetime that I got a pedicure was about a month ago, and I had color on my toes and she said, 'Shoes!'"

She sounds almost as smart as Britney Spears.

Newfound maternal instincts speak to why Roberts signed on to play an ant in the new animated feature, The Ant Bully, which is produced by Tom Hank and opens in today.

"She is the maternal sort of essence of this colony, I think," says Roberts of her animated character. "And I guess in my little, four-person colony, I am the maternal essence of it."

Sorry, Brad Pitt, you're not the only hot actor that cares about the environment.

Julia Roberts is now on an environmental mission akin to the one her Oscar-winning character, Erin Brockovich, embarked on.

The 38-year-old actress has agreed to become a spokesperson for Earth Biofuels, a company that develops renewable energies such as biodiesel and ethanol.

"It's very important that we expand our use of clean energy and make a long-term commitment to it," Roberts said. "Biodiesel and ethanol are better for the environment and for the air we breathe."

Anyone willing to disagree with this pretty woman?

Also on the board of directors for Earth Biofules are Morgan Freeman and country music star, Willie Nelson. In one of her first jobs for the company, Roberts will join the push to get the 500,000 diesel-burning school buses in America to switch to clean-burning biodiesel.

"The use of biodiesel is a positive step toward minimizing pollutive emissions and greenhouse gases," Roberts said. "By focusing on school buses, we can affect the health and well-being of the people most susceptible to that pollution â€" our children â€" today."

While Julia has been quiet on the movie scene recently, she has a valid excuse: She gave birth to twins Hazel and Phinnaeus in November, 2004. It's apparent, however, she hasn't lost touch with the memories of potraying Brockovich, the single mother who uncovered illegal dumping of toxic waste by the Pacific Gas & Electric company.