Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are made for each other. Multiple divorce filings aside, these two sex tape stars are a perfect match.

But our dream celebrity couple is actually posing together below. At the 2007 Breakthrough of the Year Awards last week, Kim Kardashian and J.R. Rotem somehow ended up in a picture, side by side, STD by STD.

Rotem, of course, has seen Britney Spears nude and is now rumored to be producing Lindsay Lohan’s new album by day, as he most likely bends her over at night.

Wouldn’t Kardshian be the natural, next step in Rotem’s progression through the skanks of Hollywood? As you can see, the two already have met - and that’s pretty much all it takes for either one to hop into bed with someone.

Supposed music producer J.R. Rotem is doing his best Stavros Niarchos impression these days, jumping from the bed of one quasi, promiscuous celebrity to the next.

What more can you even say about Lindsay Lohan at this point?

Seeing her side-by-side with J.R. Rotem speaks for itself. The train wreck star and the alleged music producer have spending a good amount of time together lately, since he’s reportedly working with her on her upcoming third album.

Our guess is that Lindsay - who already has a pair of million-selling albums in Speak (2004) and A Little More Personal (Raw) (2005) - is working on a new instrument as she records her new album. We’re talkin’ about the meat bugle, people.

Lindsay Lohan and J.R. Rotem: It was a pairing destined to happen at some point.

We’re officially out of material here. The only questions on our minds are:

1. When will In Touch Weekly report that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant?
2. Does J.R. Rotem wear those sunglasses while he’s doing her?

Business or sloppy-seconds pleasure? Whatever the reason, rumored actress Lindsay Lohan was spotted out and about in L.A. this week with J.R. Rotem.

Yes. That J.R. Rotem. The quote-unquote music producer who was recently thought to have impregnated Britney Spears until Sam Lutfi quashed that rumor.

J.R. Rotem and Lindsay Lohan get together to share their thoughts … and diseases. There’s not enough protection to be had when these two get together.

Just two weeks after dumping Riley Giles, it’s good to see Lindsay back slinging the poon as usual. With gems like J.R. roaming around, poor Riley had no shot.

No word on what these two were doing together, or what they were up to later in the day, but odds are it involved a maneuver known as the wheelbarrow. J.R. Rotem will have to discuss this in detail in his next interview with Blender.

Girls, now is your big chance. As long as you’re Jewish and don’t smoke.

While he appears willing to rail Britney Spears all night long and get his name in the tabloids for possibly impregnating her, J.R. Rotem, is looking for love long-term with a nice Jewish girl on the online dating site, JDate.com.

Using the username bhmusic, JR Rotem describes himself as a 32-year-old, non-smoking, non-drinking, muscular music producer. Sign us up, baby!

Here’s how the quote-unquote music producer Jonathan Rotem, a.k.a. J.R., describes himself to thousands of would-be suitors out there:

“Hey girls… Congrats for stumbling onto my profile - you just hit the jackpot! I am Jonathan, an established music producer who is having a challenging time meeting a hot Jewish girl with good values. The success and visibility I have earned in the music industry keeps me surrounded by the wrong girls (gold diggers, cheap chicks, wannabe artists looking to use a guy like me for a music career, money, fame, etc) Some personality traits that seperate [sic] me from most of the people I know in Los Angeles is a high moral code of honesty and loyalty. I would never cheat or lie to anyone I’m with as I believe in treating others as you would want to be treated. I think that those values are the fundamental part of establishing a meaningful relationship. That, and intense physical attraction…”

There you have it. If you are among the chosen ones - and happen to be looking for a man who wears a lot of gold chains and enough oil in his hair to lower the price of gas if he chose to, and who might have intercourse with you wheelbarrow style and then tell Blender Magazine about it - then get on JDate.com today.

As you know, the drama earlier this week set off a Hollywood gossip firestorm. In Touch Magazine ran an exclusive about a pregnant Britney Spears, citing a direct quote from the alleged baby daddy, music producer J.R. Rotem.

Later that same day, Britney Spears’ friend, Sam Lutfi, sent a text message to Ryan Seacrest saying the JR Rotem pregnancy rumor is fake.

Everyone knows celebrity news outlets take major creative liberties in the spread of gossip, but this incident went beyond that - what made In Touch boldly proclaim this was fact - only to have Spears’ camp instantly say the story is bogus?

Well, the embattled magazine says it has “proof” - the irrefutable, unquestionable, visual kind of proof - that J.R. Rotem confirmed to them that he got Britney Spears pregnant, for real, and that wasn’t sure about her plans for the kid…

The supposed proof: These text messages allegedly sent by J.R. Rotem.

The magazine has released pictures of a Blackberry with text messages from one J.R. Rotem, responding “It’s true” (left) to the following statement from an In Touch staffer: “They are saying Britney’s pregnant and you’re the father.”

Then, when asked if Britney Spears plans on keeping the baby, JR Rotem says, “No clue on what she will do. She is unpredicatable [sic].”

Of course, In Touch doesn’t mention the fact that anyone can use any name for any telephone number as text messages are sent back and forth. But that’s neither here nor there. Right now, we believe one person alone: Sam Lutfi.

Britney Spears’ ex-producer and greasy former beau, J.R. Rotem, has issued a statement denying In Touch Weekly’s new cover story that claims Spears is pregnant and Rotem is the father of what would the singer’s third child.

We hope you’re sitting down. This J.R. Rotem statement is a whopper:

“There is absolutely no truth to this.”

Thanks, J.R.

Rumors that Britney Spears is pregnant surfaced yesterday, setting the celebrity gossip world on fire. But they were refuted by the end of the day, when her pal, Sam Lutfi, sent a text to Ryan Seacrest, calling the story “completely fake.”

J.R. Rotem and Britney Spears, seen last December after hookin’ up.

“BS. Don’t know who made it up,” Sam Lutfi texted Seacrest regarding the story about a pregnant Britney. “J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake.”

Alright, now that the pregnancy issue is settled for good, we can all go back to talking about how insane Britney Spears is, how she abhors the concept of underwear, how Sean Preston and Jayden James are scarred for life, and so on.

Rumors of a pregnant Britney Spears have been setting the celebrity gossip world ablaze. Unfortunately (or fortunately) it now appears they’re bogus.

In a text message to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show in Los Angeles Wednesday, Britney’s friend, Sam Lutfi, debunked In Touch Weekly’s cover story that declares Spears is expecting another baby - with her ex, J.R. Rotem.

“It’s BS,” Sam said. “Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up.”

The wisdom of Sam Lutfi continued in his text message, and revealed all: “It’s fake. Completely fake. Just wrapped her music video. Going home to sleep.”

Britney Spears: Not pregnant via J.R. Rotem after all.

Well, that officially settles that. If one can’t trust a text message straight from Sam Lutfi, what can one believe in this crazy world?

We were skeptical about the alleged pregnancy from the start, but what’s crazy is how certain the magazine that reported this celebrity rumor was in doing so.

On its new cover (see below), In Touch featured a Britney Spears photo under the headline: “Yes, She’s Pregnant!” The story quoted J.R. Rotem saying, “It’s true.”

Also today, we ran a separate story about Britney Spears’ kinky sex lair. Amazing how quickly certain celebrity gossip pales in comparison to pregnancy rumors.

Just as we finished talking about her love for kinky sex and the pregnancy rumors surrounding her, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant - and the father is none other than quote-unquote music producer J.R. Rotem.

Take a deep breath, people.

On November 14, In Touch claims, Britney Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she is four weeks pregnant - and that she was sure the father was J.R. Rotem who she’s been seeing on and off since she separated from K-Fed.

When asked about the rumors that Britney Spears is pregnant, J.R. Rotem confirmed to In Touch that the singer is, in fact, carrying his love child.

“It’s true,” J.R. Rotem says.

Well, there you have it.

On November 16, Britney Spears proudly e-mailed a copy of the ultrasound to her inner circle. For all her recent troubles, she seems convinced that a sibling for Sean Preston and Jayden James will turn her life around.

Spears also believes J.R. Rotem will turn out to be a great father, despite the fact that he talked openly and graphically about their sex life - specifically, his riding that ass wheelbarrow style - to Blender magazine earlier this year.

“Britney’s not looking for another husband,” a source close to the train wreck pop star says. “But she does like having a man in her life.”

If Britney Spears is pregnant, it’s really, really hard to see J.R. Rotem being a good father. But we sure hope it’s true and can’t wait to watch the debacle unfold.

The last time we heard from the classy J.R. Rotem, he was producing Hayden Panettiere’s new album and talking about how last winter, he railed Britney Spears wheelbarrow style. A true gentleman kisses and tells to Blender.

But apparently the greasy producer’s bragging hasn’t damaged relations between the pair, as Britney Spears was spotted all over town with J.R. Rotem yesterday!

Britney Spears. JR Rotem. The return of the wheelbarrow!

The hot duo did some shopping on Melrose Avenue in West Hollywood. While in one store, Britney found a yellow top, fur wrap, leather jacket and nice cap that suited her horrendous fashion tastes. Reports say she said “Gimme More” and paid for a ton of stuff. Just kidding. No way she said that.

She did don her new duds as she left the store, though, with Jonathan “JR” Rotem by her side. Later in the day, the couple stopped at Britney Spears‘ favorite place, Starbucks, where a member of the celebrity news media dumped a cup of coffee onto Britney’s car and other photographers nearby.

Pretty standard procedure really. To cap it all off, Britney and J.R. Rotem made a stop at a recording studio, with Britney Spears looking like she’d enjoyed her neck being sucked on for a good while in the recent past. Hey, a girl’s gotta get some.

Ah, young white trash love. Here’s hoping this couple of destiny enjoys many more wonderful, romantic days just like this one.

Quote-unquote music producer J.R. Rotem had massive amounts of sex with Britney Spears.

And he’s not afraid to disclose his kinky sexual position of choice for doing the pop princess.

Kind of makes the usual news about Britney Spears - the nipple slip, the crotch shots, the fashion faux pas, the floundering career, the kids, the ongoing feud with Lynne Spears - seem dull.

According to J.R. Rotem, he and Britney Spears had a heck of a good time back during their brief fling, which lasted between one sexual encounter and a few weeks, depending on who you believe.

So what did they do, exactly?

“I f**ked Britney wheelbarrow style!” J.R. Rotem tells Blender, before amending that.

“Just kidding,” he says. “It was tractor style.”

Tractor style? The Hollywood Gossip’s research department has uncovered no evidence of such a position existing, so it’s clear that J.R. Rotem either made up a special new move or is making some kind of white trash joke at Britney’s expense.

As far as the wheelbarrow goes, UrbanDictionary.com describes it as intercourse, up against the wall, in which the male (J.R. Rotem) holds the legs of the woman (Britney Spears) apart, like a wheelbarrow, as he leans against the wall and thrusts feverishly.

Sounds like something Kendra Jade would be familiar with. See illustration below, along with a picture of the greasy, Spencer Pratt-like Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem with Spears last year.

All his wheelbarrow fun wasn’t without consequences for Rotem, who says that after his affair with Brit became public, he was nixed from Kevin Federline’s MySpace friends. Bummer.

In the end, Britney and J.R. “decided for both our careers that it would not be cool to have a romantic relationship,” says he. Or one based on hard core sex, more accurately.

In the past, Rotem has boasted of other conquests - Bai Ling, Hayden Panettiere, Mya and Meagan Good, among others - though he didn’t divulge specific details, other than to say that none of those young ladies “got him as far” as Britney.

Britney soon moved on to Isaac Cohen, who, oddly enough, also divulged details of making sweet love to her in an extensive interview after their brief relationship ended in February.