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Shirt Makes Johnny Knoxville Look Like a Real Jackass

Happy Birthday!Johnny Knoxville.

This is a man who's wandered around Japan in a Panda suit, taunted wild animals, offended the public more than Borat and sparked widespread controversy for kids copying his nutty stunts.

Yet somehow the Josh Duhamel look-alike is making headlines for wearing a T-shirt mocking his agent.

Johnny Knoxville, 36, wore a crass, but amusing t-shirt on April 23 while at a birthday lunch with his agent at the hot L.A. eatery, Mr. Chow. The agent is pictured here, and on the shirt (which speaks for itself, really).

Of course, the always tactful jackass and Bam Margera cohort has been bombarded with questions as to what sartorial statement he meant to make by wearing this shirt. Is he worried people will think he's homophobic?

His response to Us Weekly's inquiry:

"Me? Homophobic? Because I use the word 'homo' on a shirt?! Puh-lease! ... In the group I run with, 'homo' is a term of endearment."

"It's a compliment. I mean you've seen Jackass, right? The hot pants, the oiled young men, the rainbows? Me calling somebody homo is like Weeman calling someone short."

O... K. Not entirely sure what he's talking about, but it's clear Johnny meant no harm... and his agent doesn't exactly appear to have taken offense.

In other words, let's let jackasses be jackasses (so to speak) and not make a Kelly Ripa-Clay Aiken style situation out of nothing here. Although we're sure Rosie O'Donnell will try.

Johnny Knoxville Approves of Alyssa Milano's Rack

Okay, so the gratuitous gawking below is not in the same league as what we recently observed from Diddy's indiscreet inspection of Jessica Biel's booty.

In fact, the ogling below appears to be happening blatantly, with no shame in being caught in the act. And while such behavior seems like the antithesis of class, what did you expect?

Hey Ladies!

We are talking about Johnny Knoxville, after all. The Jackass is wearing a Pabst Blue Ribbon button-down shirt for crying out loud. Anyone who dresses like that (or rolls down the street into oncoming traffic while strapped inside a shopping cart) has certainly earned the right to check out Alyssa Milano's chest.

These two would actually make a cute couple. Maybe not as much as Knoxville look-alike Josh Duhamel and Fergie, but still. Wonder if Johnny took Alyssa to Bam Margera's wedding?

Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 18

At T.H. Gossip, thinking up Celebrity Look-Alikes is one of our favorite pastimes. Another is thinking of new synonyms for "slut" when writing blogs about the luscious Lindsay Lohan, a.k.a., The Hollywood Harlot.

But we're here once again to talk about the former. Our dead-ringer pairs run the gamut from the virtually indistinguishable (Will Ferrell and Chad Smith) to the eerily similar (Suri Cruise and Bjork) to the absurdly inaccurate, yet still funny (Tom Cruise and Kim Jong Il).

Johnny KnoxvilleJosh Duhamel

This one falls into the first of those three categories. If Las Vegas star Josh Duhamel (right), appeared on Jackass as a body double for the insane stuntman and actor, Johnny Knoxville, would anyone be the wiser? At least before his group of rowdies poured hot sauce down his pants or pushed him off a pier in a shopping cart?