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Looks like John Mayer is done pining Jennifer Aniston.

According to Star Magazine, the douchebag has moved on to a newer, younger and possibly made-up piece of tail - aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan!

They met in early April at a Beverly Hills lounge.

Scheana Marie Jancan, who turns 24 in May, was serving drinks at The Grand Havana Room when John Mayer started charming her and chatting her up.

It apparently didn't take long for JM to work it.

“Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out,” a source said.

John Mayer sets his sights on a new conquest.

“She always thought he was hot, and said yes right away, writing down her cell number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute.”

Things have progressed quickly, as they often do with this man-whore. The brunette, who has modeled for Ed Hardy and Doritos and was a runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant, has been hanging out at his rented home in Calabasas, Calif.

“There is always food and beer around," says the Star source, randomly and amusingly. "Scheana is having loads of fun there; it’s like spring break!”

Nice that John keeps her well fed and drunk at all times. Scheana Marie Jancan also raves to friends that John is “tender, sweet and creative."

Someone please kill us now.

We already knew that John Mayer was a douchebag.

But might he be a shady, Justin Gaston-like douchebag?

The ex-boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston recently Twittered his affection for 16-year old Demi Lovato. Granted, he was just giving props to her vocal stylings, but we can't help but question the older singer's intentions.

We don't wanna know what John Mayer is fantasizing about in this photo.

"I have ‘La La Land’ by @ddlovato stuck in my head. Actually, it’s not stuck. I’m choosing to sing it. B section is sophisticated. You’re going to make lots of records, I can tell," Mayer wrote.

This led to a couple back-and-forth Tweets between the artists. We've recounted them below:

Lovato: “Holy crap. THANK YOU. You’re so awesome. That is quite possibly the best compliment I’ve received in this business. Thank you so, so much….. !!!!!!”
Mayer: “Write one song at a time, never apologize for any of them, ever. From Wonderland to Trio stuff, they’re all my kids.”
Lovato: “See, That’s exactly what I needed to hear today. Wow. If that’s not inspiration, then I don’t know what is! You’re incredible.”

That's one adjective for Mayer. We could think of a few more.

Okay, he didn't say d-bag specifically, but the way John Mayer uses Twitter, you’d think he would have nothing but praise for the social networking tool.

But instead, he thinks it's for tools.

"It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb," the singer told E! last week at the One Splendid Evening benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation aboard the Carnival Splendor cruise ship in San Pedro, Calif.

"If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well... It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop."

If it's so stupid, why does John Mayer himself Twitter all the time?

"I've always communicated at a high level as best I can whether it's Twitter, Napster or message boards or wherever," the pretentious douchebag said.

"I don't have a devotion to Twitter. I didn't sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it's something else you go try out."

What a moron. No wonder Jennifer Aniston gave him an ultimatum. The sad thing is, rumor has it he actually chose to keep Twittering over dating Jennifer.

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Then there's Demi Lovato, who's Twatting about (what else) Twitter itself, and how she wants to reach out to a certain douchebag musician ...

God knows why, since this is all he has to say. Why say anything? Seriously, no wonder Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped his dumb ass over this crap ...

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John Mayer being a Grade A premium douchebag would seem to be reason enough for him to get dumped by goddess Jennifer Aniston, but the UK edition of Star is claiming there was a more specific reason for the couple's recent breakup.

In its new issue, the magazine claims Jen was riled by John’s near-constant updating of his Twitter page when he also claimed he was too busy to call her.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like: ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ So she called him and ended it,” a source says.

Like everything in Star, we assume this is not at all true - especially after the first reports of the couple's breakup suggested that he dumped her. However, this is a great thing to make up if you're going to. At least their writers are improving.

You know John Mayer would totally be that guy, too, Twatting random thoughts no one cares about while neglecting his real-life relationships. At least post some half-naked pics of your girl bending over like Ashton Kutcher, John.

They wowed Hollywood with a high-profile Oscar date.

It turned out to be one of their last.

Posing arm-in-arm for photographs in what was their official coming out as a couple after a year of dating each other off and on, Jennifer Aniston and the douchebag she brought as a date were the talk of the Academy Awards.

Then Aniston headed to Europe to promote Marley & Me and John Mayer stayed in L.A. to work on his lame music. Just days after Aniston returned, they ended it.

"They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other," a source tells People. "Jen is moving on with her life like always. She seems happy."

A second source says Mayer broke up with Aniston after she returned from Europe. Either way, it's not the first time Aniston, 40, and Mayer, 31, have split.

In August of 2007, Mayer held an impromptu press conference outside his gym in New York, explaining to celeb gossip media: "I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

Lately the couple seemed happy, though in a recent interview, Jennifer Aniston said she didn't believe any relationship was perfect or was meant to last a lifetime.

"Whoever said that every relationship has to last forever?" she was quoted as saying in the U.K.'s Mail on Sunday's You magazine. "That's hoping for too much."

Oh well. We're sure the d-bag will nail some other iconic Hollywood babe soon enough. Click to enlarge some recent pics of John and Jen, together and apart:

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

Part of our staff adamantly maintains that John Mayer is a douchebag.

Well, the video below seems to confirm this revelation - although we have to give the singer his due for being funny and self-depricating.

John Mayer paid his respects to Conan O'Brien on the final night of his Late Night show Friday with a brief, taped and moving musical tribute.

Mayer's song, called "L.A.'s Gonna Eat You Alive," offered his thoughts on O'Brien's impending move to the Tonight Show, which films in L.A.

The best lyric? "Look at me, I used to live in NYC. Now I'm as douchey as a man can be." So true. At the end, Mayer said: "Good luck, loser."

Peep the video below ...

Continue their recent string of public sightings, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were spotted leaving the Olive Tree Cafe in the Village in New York City ...

MANISTON MANIA: Jennifer Aniston definitely wears the pants in this strange relationship. How do we know this? Come on, it's John Mayer, people.

Click to enlarge more photos below of Jennifer and John out in New York after their romantic dinner date, and of her ducking out of his apartment!

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 60th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

When John Mayer points at a Marley & Me poster, the material is endless. We chose the entry sent in by NotAJohnMayerFan as the winner. Congratulations ...

If John got the leading role instead of Owen, the movie would be called Douchebag and Me.

John Mayer has a message for the celebrity gossip world - particularly websites that think they're all that: You can't hang with the best in the biz.

"Snarky gossip bloggers, take heed," Mayer writes on his blog, "You will never have a better knack for cutting people down than Don Rickles does."

In reference to the legendary comc who insults everyone, including members of his audiences, Mayer continues, "You owe much of your success – both pecuniary and otherwise – to the groundwork laid by [Don Rickles]."

Legendary comedian Don Rickles and his #1 fan.

After watching Rickles, 82, perform at Connecticut's Foxwoods Casino, Mayer says, "He made Perez Hilton look like a sycophant. Nobody - and I mean nobody - has what it takes to point out a morbidly obese man in the front row and call him out on it in song" – noting that the man himself laughed hysterically at the bit.

The lesson learned, says the singer-songwriter: "If you're going to make someone laugh at the absurd, tell some truth with it; if you're going to make someone cry, give them a silver lining to look to; and if you're going to insult someone, as the legendary Don Rickles has for the last 55 years, end it with a wink and a smile."

That's good advice. We'll keep those tips in mind, John. Do you own stock in Don Rickles or something? Go write some lame songs, you douchebag. ;-) :-)