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Seriously, America?!?

Was this season of Dancing with the Stars not boring enough already? You had to go out and vote off the most attractive remaining contestant, Joanna Krupa?!?

Is anyone actually excited for a threeway finale that features Mya (the clear favorite) against Donny Osmond (the ultimate panderer) and Kelly Osbourne (the... reality star)?

To Krupa's credit, she handled her elimination last night a lot better than our staff has. She said: "It's been such an amazing experience and I've grown as a person. Thank you to the judges. Thank you for giving me the opportunity. I had a great partner."

Fortunately, we still have Krupa's naked Playboy pictures at which to stare. But we've never been less psyched for a DWTS finals in our time covering this show.

Not even exposed breasts and a bare crotch can offer us comfort. Let's hope the show learns from its mistakes next season, features fewer random stars and more actual entertainment.

No offense to Marge Simpson, but Playboy is set to feature a truly gorgeous naked woman in its next issue.

A month after depicting the cartoon matriarch in the buff, Hugh Hefner's magazine turns its cover over to Joanna Krupa - and the pictorial inside is as sizzling as you'd imagine!

The Hollywood Gossip has gotten our hands on Krupa's nude Playboy pictorial, but be warned:

1. These pics are NSFW;
2. Your eyeballs might burn off from their hotness.

FOLLOW THIS ARTICLE'S JUMP FOR A LOOK AT KRUPA IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT.

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It's just so hard at first, but then something clicked and I slowly started getting into it.

Above, Joanna Krupa is talking about her current run on Dancing with the Stars; but she might as well be referred to penises across the country when guys pick up the December 2009 issue of Playboy.

The Polish model poses naked for the magazine next month, the second time she's bared it all in Hugh Hefner's publication.

Speaking to TV Guide this week, Krupa said she hopes viewers of Dancing with the Stars don't think worse of her for donning her birthday suit. She said:

"The photos are so artistic and it's part of my background. I did Playboy before and for the people who support me and follow my career and see me on the show, I would hope it wouldn't change their views on me because it doesn't change who I am as a person."

Moreover, Krupa isn't exactly the only female to dance with stars and get nude for readers.

Overall, the beauty believes that making men drool over her naked body is empowering.

"Women should never feel like they can't do something. In a way, it's a man's world," she said, adding:

"Men get paid more than women for the same type of work, so this is empowering. It's saying, 'You're a woman, be strong. Don't hold back, don't be scared. Do whatever you want to do. If you have something to say, say it.' I think we should show women can rule."

Of course, when women can say and do what they want while actually wearing clothing, they'll truly have made progress in the world.

One is a comedian.

The other is a Dancing Star.

But readers of Playboy will get a chance to see both Chelsea Handler nude and Joanna Krupa nude in the very near future.

There will be two different covers of the magazine's December issue this year, as Christmas comes early in the form of a pair of scantily-clad blondes. See for yourself:

But what if this wasn't the case? What if Playboy made subscribes choose between Krupa and Handler?

Which of these women would you rather strip down and saddle up?

Dancing with the Stars viewers have been watching Joanna Krupa shake her money-maker on the show throughout season nine.

Her and partner Derek Hough have been heating up the dance floor for months, most notably during their sizzling version of the Lambada. But fans of the model haven't seen anything yet!

Okay, that's not entirely true. Krupa has already posed naked for Playboy, in July 2005. Still, male readers can now get excited for more: she'll be featured in the December issue of the magazine.

Joanna Krupa nude, take two: coming in December!

Meanwhile, Real Housewife of New York City, Kelly Bensimon has been confirmed for the January issue of Playboy. She won't bare it all, though, says a source:

"Kelly is only going to be topless. She shot the spread at Milk Studios in NYC and - get this - her ex-husband [French fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon] was the photographer.”

Looks like fans will soon see if Bensimon's body parts are as real as her status as a housewife.

If you've posed naked for pretty much any magazine, there's a spot for you on Dancing with the Stars.

D-list celebrities that have proven this theory include Lisa Rinna, Belinda Carlisle and Denise Richards.

Not to be outdone by past seasons, of course, the latest Dancing with the Stars cast includes Joanna Krupa, a model that has bared almost all for Sports Illustrated and Maxim.

Based on a recent interview with E! News, it's clear this beauty has no qualms about using every toned and perky asset at her disposal in order to advance far on the competition. Here's what she had to say:

On potential costumes: My job is so sexy. I've been known to do swimsuit lingerie and sexy spreads in magazines. I want to keep that going, so we'll see how skimpy the costumes will get. It will definitely be classy and flashy and hot. It won't be anything cheesy.

On using her looks: Hey, whatever gets me to the finals. I'm really going to work hard at it. I mean, yeah, obviously I want to be the sexpot on the show like Gilles [Marini] was.

Joanna should have little problems accomplishing that goal. Just click on the photos below to see her history of posing like a sexpot:

From a heated exchange between Perez Hilton and will.i.am that led to a rumble, to another Real Housewives of New Jersey star hating Danielle Staub, to Terrell Owens being told off by a Playboy model, this week had some quality celeb feuds.

Oh, and don't forget Mark Sanford feuding ... with brainpower and morals during his affair with Maria Belen Chapur. Side note: Jon and Kate Gosselin have been removed from this list, as their "feud" ended in divorce. So it's over. With no winner.

Which was your favorite celebrity showdown? Vote in our poll below!

What was the best celebrity feud of the week?

Jeff Garcia. Donovan McNabb. Tony Romo. NFL star and universal pain in the ass Terrell Owens used and abused all three quarterbacks over the years.

Myriad T.O. tongue-lashings to these hapless teammates made for constant entertainment, and ultimately led to his dismissal from three NFL clubs.

Looks like he's finally met his match, however.

The Buffalo Bills wide receiver has been receiving some verbal punishment of his own at last, courtesy of ... Polish Playboy model Joanna Krupa.

Joanna Krupa is Owens' partner on the ABC reality show The Superstars. The series, which debuted last night, pairs eight star athletes with celebrities, pitting the duos against each other in various physical challenges.

Krupa does not like to lose, and isn't afraid to tell off T.O.

After an underwhelming obstacle course performance, Joanna unleashed upon T.O. a profanity-laced tirade, telling him "You're the one that [screwed] up," among other things, leaving the football star speechless for the first time in history.

Check out the video of Joanna Krupa and Terrell Owens after the jump. Be forewarned, she does not hesitate to drop f-bombs like there's no tomorrow ...

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Joanna Krupa is not British.

But that isn't stopping the model from following in the beautiful footsteps of English models such as Lucy Pinder and Gemma Atkinson.

That's right, Krupa has her own 2008 calendar.

In need of a stocking stuffer? Consider Joanna Krupa nude. It beats the heck out of chocolate Santas.

You don't need to be Monica Leigh to take your clothes off.

While that Playboy Playmate does it for cash and fame, other celebrities bare it all in the name of animal protection. We've documented how Holly Madison and Alicia Silverstone have donned birthday suits in ads sponsored by PETA.

The latest to join those beauties? Former Jackass star Steve-O. We know you'd rather see Trishelle Cannatella naked - his co-star in the new stupid reality show, Dr. Steve-O - but you're stuck with this image for now. Blame PETA.

To help cleanse your eyes, at least, here are past ads for the animal rights organization. These star celebrities slightly more attractive than the jackass above: Joanna Krupa and Roselyn Sanchez.