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They've got nothing on the Harvard baseball team, but the lovely ladies from E!'s Fashion Police put together their own "Call Me Maybe" cover video.

These viral video offerings have become almost as big a craze as the pop song by Carly Rae Jepsen burning up the radio, and it's easy to see why.

How can you not want to have fun with your buds and bop around to such an infectious beat? Katy Perry and friends do it. So to the girls at E!

Joan Rivers, Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osbourne, George Kotsiopoulos and a bunch of their fabulous friends want you to call them ... well, maybe.

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At least this time, she didn't liken her to Auschwitz inhabitants.

Joan Rivers continues to mock Angelina Jolie's one-leg pose Oscars, strapping on a fake leg and going to town on the actress last night on E's Fashion Police.

Having already bashed Jolie at length, Rivers commented on the now-infamous pose again last night, calling it rehearsed, ridiculous and possibly even fake.

She even threw on a prosthetic limb to mock Ange and make her point.

She keeps things interesting, that's for sure. Watch Joan do her thing as the phenomenon that is Angelina leg continues to take over the entertainment world:

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Joan Rivers is not known for mincing words, but she took it to a new level after the 2012 Oscars, describing Angelina Jolie in some very controversial terms.

Angelina’s bizarre on-stage leg thrust pose pretty much stole the show Sunday, but not necessarily in a good way, drawing criticism and hilarious parodies galore.

Most were in good fun, but Fashion Police star Rivers tore her a new one.

“Angelina Jolie looked like a fool the way she posed,” Rivers said.

“She took herself right out of that superstar category because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out [what she looks like.]”

Daughter Melissa Rivers agreed: “She was demystified! She demystified herself and it’s unfortunate because it always looks so effortless. You're thinking, how can this one individual be so glamorous? It’s because she practices!”

Joan continued her rant against Angelina and her leg ...

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Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler are in a major feud and Howard Stern is caught in the middle, having hosted the women on his radio show in successive days.

Yesterday, in the same interview in which she recalled dumping 50 Cent, Handler was reflecting on her ongoing feud with Rivers. Chelsea's take, in a nutshell:

"What the f**k do I care about Joan Rivers? I don't think about her ever."

According to Joan, the discord began which she claims Chelsea ignored her efforts to say hello at an E! function and was outright rude to her and her daughter.

Handler claims Rivers started the feud by making harsh remarks about her in a speech for no reason, unprovoked. It's unclear what she said allegedly.

In any case, Joan appeared on Stern's Sirius XM show Tuesday morning with daughter Melissa Rivers and went off on Handler, calling her unfunny and worse.

Specifically, she alluded to Chelsea's relationship with E! CEO Ted Harbert.

"Number one, the girl made it on her back f**king the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she's fine, she's ordinary," Rivers told Stern.

"She's not a genius," Joan said. "She's an ordinary girl that was f**king somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break and she's doing okay."

"Whatever she is, she's a drunk. I don't wish her good luck, I don't wish her bad luck. I don't think she's funny. But don't you come after me, you wh*re!"

Are you Team Joan or Team Chelsea?

 

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These days, opinions about Charlie Sheen are like porn stars at that actor's home: they're everywhere!

Dr. Drew says Sheen needs to be patient, Paris Hilton says she likes his sitcom. Joan Rivers? In an interview with The Advocate, she's a lot more straightforward.

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"I think he's an ass. When you have a child, you'd better start setting an example," she says. "I find it outrageous to be carrying on like that. I also think that when you get the gold ring, you have an obligation. The old studio system made you have an obligation to live a clean life and be the example. What am I going to tell my grandson who watches Two and Half Men? I just think he's awful."

Anyone care to disagree?

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Joan Rivers has just been canceled from a scheduled visit FOX & Friends, and she believes her recent comments blasting Sarah Palin are the reason why.

Rivers said she partially blamed the Arizona shootings on Palin, who she feels is "stupid" and "a threat." Possibly taking this a tad far, aren't we Joan?

She was scheduled to appear with daughter Melissa to promote her new show, Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best? But a producer gave her the ax.

FOX insists it has nothing to do with Rivers' comments, which you can see below, but merely because they overbooked and didn't reschedule ...

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In President Obama's Tucson speech last week, he said the shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords should not be blamed on rhetoric by any person or group, while at the same time calling for a more civil, positive national discourse. Amen.

Joan Rivers apparently missed this memo.

Asked about Palin at the Critic's Choice Awards party in Hollywood, Rivers said people blaming Palin for the Tucson tragedy are right, adding that "this woman is just stupid and a threat." To what? The English language maybe. Beyond that?

Listen to Rivers' absurd comments below:

We're with Palin on this one. The mindless finger pointing has to stop. Taking her to task for her actual actions is one thing. Baseless nonsense like this quite another.

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When veteran comedian Joan Rivers took to Twitter to go off on Lindsay Lohan, the star's ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, came to her defense.

The 77-year-old had joked: "Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor."

"Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge. I was reading about the Lindsay Lohan diet ... all liquid. 80 Proof."

Those were pretty good. But SamRo was not pleased.

"Hey Joan Rivers you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can't hear," she Tweeted.

Lindsay Lohan, who dated Sam for over a year, thanked her ex for defending her, tweeting: '@samantharonson thank you ;) I love yams x'.

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The alleged actress was recently sentenced to 90 days in jail by a judge in Beverly Hills for violating her probation and must surrender July 20.

Since the judge laid the smack down last week, Lindsay has been seen out and about with mom Dina, sister Ali and "close friend" Eilat Anschel.

Lohan appeared relatively upbeat, saying "thank you" when a passer-by gave her some words of encouragement, but Dina admits she's scared.

Sources say she plans to appeal the sentence, but given her track record with probation and the fact that she's totally guilty, that's a stretch.

It looks like the whiner is headed to jail for at least part of the 90-day term, and shouldn't expect a lot of sympathy from Rivers, who writes:

"Lindsay Lohan had "F**k You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had 'Eat me you party skank' painted on hers."

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