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Joan Rivers is not making friends in Hollywood these days.

First, the singer parodied the Kim Kardashian sex tape by filming a fake version herself with Ray J.

Now, she's referring to Lena Dunham as a fattie and a poor role model.

The unfunny comedian appeared on The Howard Stern Show today and wondered how Dunham could ever wear dresses above the knee.

She then said Dunham's comfort and exposure of her body is "wrong."

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This will teach Joan Rivers to spoof the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Or probably not, actually.

But days after the comedian got into bed with Ray J to mock Kim Kardashian Superstar, multiple reports say Khloe canceled her appearance on E!'s Fashion Police at the last second.

Kardashian has been booked to co-host the annoying series last Wednesday, but she made like Ray J and pulled out in order to screw with Rivers.

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Ray J didn't just hit it first.

He continues to hit it again and again - figuratively speaking, that is - in an attempt to stay relevant.

In a parody for Joan Rivers' upcoming WE tv series (Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, premiering March 29), the singer and the old comedian parody a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Check out stills from the unnamed video here:

Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still
Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.

Why does a relationship with an older woman work so well for Ray J?

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You've gone and done it now, Joan Rivers.

You've made us side with Kim Kardashian.

During a set this week at the Saban Thatre in Los Angeles, the long-time comedian took aim at little North West and quipped:

"That baby is ugly ... I’ve never seen a 6-month-old so desperately in need of a waxing."

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

Rivers, of course, is notorious for going off on everyone and anyone in Hollywood, recently telling Jennifer Lawrence to shut up and once calling out Adele as fat.

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Jennifer Lawrence is universally beloved, or so we thought. Apparently she managed to make at least one enemy this year, a Joan Rivers is bashing her.

Not for the first time, either.

She tells the New York Post, "My New Year’s resolution is [ensuring] Jennifer Lawrence grows up and realizes how lucky she is and calms down.”

Oooooh.

  • Joan Rivers in Fur
  • Jennifer Lawrence Profile

Rivers is still smarting over Lawrence's comments this fall that shows like E!'s Fashion Police encourage people to judge others and incite divisiveness.

Jennifer Lawrence, 23, said that such programming instills "all the wrong values" and makes it seem "that it's OK to point at people and call them ugly or fat."

Rivers, 80, initially responded on Twitter that Jen is being "arrogant and a hypocrite" for loving Fashion Police during awards season but bashing it now.

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Joan Rivers is standing up for Alec Baldwin.

By saying the actor is misunderstood? That his actions don't follow his homophobic words? That he's only human and deserves yet another chance?

Nope, nope and nope.

Instead, the comedian tells TMZ in the following video that America needs to "calm down" over its political correctness because everyone is a "fairy" or a "kike" or a "N-gger."

Watch the following video to see Rivers use every epithet in the book in order to make a point:

Baldwin was fired from MSNBC this week following an outburst two weeks ago in which he used some very coarse, anti-gay language in his latest tirade against a member of the paparazzi.

Some may believe Rivers has a point here, but she likely could have chosen a more articulate way to express it.

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Joan Rivers and the Lohans are at it again.

This time it's Dina Lohan's DUI arrest that has the Fashion Police personality taking cheap shots - and Dina's former husband Michael up in arms.

  • Mike Lohan Photograph
  • Joan Rivers in Mink

“Dina Lohan was charged with a DUI in New York last week. Has anyone in that family been photographed when it wasn’t a mug shot?” Rivers Tweeted.

LiLo’s mother was arrested after driving with a BAC of .20 and now, like her daughter and ex-husband, is a member of our celebrity mug shots gallery.

The Rivers-Lohan feud is hardly new, with Joan having zinged Lindsay for years, and as a result, Michael Lohan is hitting back at her over this.

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Finding true love is no laughing matter.

Unless you're a comedian, of course.

First, Jimmy Kimmel parodied The Bachelor via his version of this ABC hit, which included his three-year old nephew seeking a long-term playmate on The Baby Bachelor.

Now, Joan Rivers is taking her humorous swings at the beloved franchise via Romancing the Joan, a Web series whose first two episodes air today on SheKnows.

"I'm not a cougar, I'm a saber-toothed tiger," Rivers says on the program, which will introduce viewers to a series of suitors and and let the veteran star whittle them to the best, the brightest and the most ridiculously good looking.

Watch the following promo now for an idea of what to expect:

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Joan Rivers and Michael Lohan are currently engaged in a bitter war of words.

It began because of Lindsay Lohan, who Joan routinely makes drug jokes about ... which didn't sit well with her dad, who had some choice words about Joan.

Specifically, that Rivers is addicted to both plastic surgery and self-mutilation.

  • Mike Lohan Photograph
  • Joan Rivers in Mink

Now, Joan has come back with a double-barreled response to Michael's response:

  1. Re: His defense of LiLo: "It's a little too late to become a concerned parent."
  2. Re: Cutting: "It's totally not true and if he ever says this again, I will sue."

Ouch, and noted ... though we've never known Mike to cool his heels before.

As for Lindsay, she's doing better in quest to no longer be a cautionary tale.

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Bristol Palin is coming to ABC's Celebrity Wife Swap. Seriously.

With her sister, Willow, and Joan and Melissa Rivers, no less.

Number of wives actually being swapped up in here? Zero.

Whatever. Check out the promo for their episode below:

The premise of this epically terrible reality television "event"?

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