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Joan Rivers and Michael Lohan are currently engaged in a bitter war of words.

It began because of Lindsay Lohan, who Joan routinely makes drug jokes about ... which didn't sit well with her dad, who had some choice words about Joan.

Specifically, that Rivers is addicted to both plastic surgery and self-mutilation.

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  • Joan Rivers in Mink

Now, Joan has come back with a double-barreled response to Michael's response:

  1. Re: His defense of LiLo: "It's a little too late to become a concerned parent."
  2. Re: Cutting: "It's totally not true and if he ever says this again, I will sue."

Ouch, and noted ... though we've never known Mike to cool his heels before.

As for Lindsay, she's doing better in quest to no longer be a cautionary tale.

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Bristol Palin is coming to ABC's Celebrity Wife Swap. Seriously.

With her sister, Willow, and Joan and Melissa Rivers, no less.

Number of wives actually being swapped up in here? Zero.

Whatever. Check out the promo for their episode below:

The premise of this epically terrible reality television "event"?

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Neither are wives. And, heck, each is scarcely a celebrity at this point.

But Bristol Palin and Joan Rivers will be at the center of Celebrity Wife Swap when that ABC reality series returns on June 23.

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  • Joan Rivers in Mink

Yes, the daughter of Sarah Palin will move into the comedian's home in Hollywood (along with sister Willow) for a week, while Joan and daughter Melissa will touch down in Wasilla, Alaska.

And totally unscripted hijinks will ensure!

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Well, at least she stayed away from Adele and the Holocaust this time.

But Joan Rivers appeared this morning on Live with Kelly and Michael and took aim at two more famous names, a couple weeks after slamming Adele as fat.

Joan Rivers on the Red Carpet

"Taylor Swift's knees have been together more than Melissa and I," the comedian told the hosts. "If you've broken up with nine people in nine months, maybe you should douche. I say this as a loving grandmother. I say this with love."

And certainly not with humor.

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Joan Rivers is continuing her assault against Adele.

About a month after going off on the singer to David Letterman (“What is her song? Rolling in the deep?” Rivers asked. “She should add fried chicken!”), the comedian told HuffPost Live that she was not being "mean" to the artist.

  • Joan Rivers in Fur
  • Adele at the Oscars

"She's a chubby lady who's very, very rich, and she should just calm down - or lose weight!" Rivers said, adding:

"She wanted an apology, so I took an ad out on her ass. I said, 'You are not fat.' And then I had room for a lot of other ads. Adele is beautiful and successful and has what, $100 million? Let's face reality: she's fat!"

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Earlier this week, Joan Rivers slammed Adele for being fat.

But that diss was nothing compared to what this supposed fashion expert said about the Heidi Klum Oscars dress.

  • Joan Rivers in Mink
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Referring to the model's plunging neckline, Rivers quipped on Monday

“The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens.”

No, really. She said that.

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Forget Rolling in the Deep.

According to Joan Rivers, Adele continues to roll in the dough.

Appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, the 80-year old comedian was asked about her experience at Sunday's Academy Awards and for whatever reason focused her wrath on this talented singer.

“What is her song? Rolling in the deep?” Rivers asked. “She should add fried chicken!”

Adele with an Award

After Adele gave birth last fall, meanwhile, Rivers Tweeted: “Congratulations to Adele on the birth of her 68 pound 8 ounces bouncing baby boy.”

Zing?

What do you make of these jokes? Joan Rivers slamming Adele for being fat is...

 

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Despite the candor, honesty and genuine emotion she showed, some of Rihanna's recent confessions to Oprah did not go over well with people.

Joan Rivers pointedly criticized her interview Sunday on Oprah's Next Chapter, in which she wept talking about how she still loves Chris Brown.

Rivers weighed in on this surprising revelation as only she can ... and Rihanna wasted little time firing back at the outspoken TV personality:

Rih vs. Joan

Rihanna also told Joan to "slap on some diapers." Nice.

Mind you, in the interview, the singer alluded to the fact that Chris is in a relationship with Karrueche Tran, and said they are NOT back together.

Rihanna's comments were more about wanting to help Chris with his obvious problems and the pain of losing someone she called her best friend.

Is there something more between them? Will there be?

Chris' mom Joyce Hawkins might think so, but we're skeptical. Not that it's any of her business regardless, but if they're not even dating again, why is Joan so pissed?

Tell us what you think in the comments below.

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Joan Rivers made headlines this week when she handcuffed herself to a cart at Costco in protest of that chain refusing to sell copies of her memoir, shouting to customers that the store is akin to "Nazi Germany."

In response, the Anti-Defamation League issued a statement that called out the comedian for these remarks, saying:

"Such comparisons only serve to trivialize the Holocaust and are deeply offensive to Jews and other survivors."

But Rivers - who is Jewish - isn't exactly backing down. She fired back at the organization via TMZ:

"My husband lost his entire family in the Holocaust. My comment reminds people of the Holocaust because half the people now don't even believe it ever happened... Germany is where banning books started, and it can start here just as quickly."

What do you think? Should Rivers apologize for her comparison?

 

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