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Tony Romo has an 0-2 playoff record, a dismal December mark, and a whole lot of physical pain to show from his most recent football debacle.

But the Dallas Cowboys quarterback does have one thing going for him after his team's dismal loss to the Philadelphia Eagles over the weekend.

Well, maybe two things, if you know what we mean.

Jessica Simpson, the athlete's girlfriend, "rushed to his side as soon as she found out that Tony got hurt," a source said amid reports surfacing about Tony Romo collapsing in the shower of the team's locker room after the game Sunday.

“She got on a red eye flight right when she found out, and arrived at 5 a.m. [that] morning," the source added.

Not to worry, Tony Romo. Nurse Jessica will see you now.

Romo's torn cartilage popped out of place twice during the game and again afterward, which is what caused him to collapse, according to the Dallas Morning News.

No word on what the couple plans to do with its offseason as the good NFL teams play on, but Jessica certainly has time to nurse Tony back to health.

He's gonna need it. Heck, a couple of more months like this past one and Tony Romo's career will be going down faster than her on ... forget it.

What a year for plastic surgery. Despite having achieved fame and fortune already, many celebrities just can't resist going under the knife. Just look at this guy!

What a freak. But here we're focused solely on 2008 and some of the best (and worst) unnecessary surgeries performed on stars in the past 12 months.

Leading the way - and following in the talentless, surgery-loving footsteps of little sister Ashlee - is our girl Jessica Simpson. Her gigantic boobs may be all-natural, but no way that schnozz is. Absolutely none. Girl had that thing shaved down.

Look at two sets of Jessica Simpson pics from 2008 (left) vs. before ...

We rest our case. Follow the jump for the full rundown on our next subjects - featuring one more nose job and a ton of lip-injecting madness ...

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The Philadelphia Eagles advanced to the NFC Playoffs yesterday, sending the Dallas Cowboys home in humiliating fashion following a 44-6 victory.

While the win served as sweet revenge for Donovan McNabb over former teammate Terrell Owens, it also featured another setback in the comeback attempt of Jessica Simpson.

The attention-hungry singer was denied a chance to root on boyfriend Tony Romo in the post-season, as cheers could be heard around the nation from Fox cameramen tired of focusing on the dunce in the pink jersey.

On the opposite end of the large-breasted spectrum, Kendra Wilkinson is likely purchasing cold-weather clothing this morning. She and fiance Hank Baskett will be headed to Minnesota next week, as Baskett's Eagles takes on the Vikings.

Hank wasn't much of a factor in yesterday's game, but he did have the same number of receptions as Romo had touchdown passes: zero.

Long, soft waves highlight the hairstyles of many celebrities these days.

Take "singer" Jessica Simpson, for example, showcasing her long hue at the launch of her fragrance, Fancy, at Macy's in Chicago. Or Jennifer Lopez, whose gorgeous hair looked similar, albeit in a different hue, at a recent movie premiere.

Which celebrity wears this hairstyle best?

We know this dress would up on Tony Romo's floor two hours after this photo was taken - but did it look better on Jessica Simpson than on Miranda Kerr?

That's the question of the hour. The quote-unquote singer and actress stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman in a black Hervé Léger frock, while the Victoria's Secret model turned up in a red version at the brand's fashion show.

The question for you, celebrity fashion fans, is ...

Who wore this dress better?

Despite possessing an IQ only slightly higher than that of an eggplant, the great Jessica Simpson says she wants to attend college to study theology.

Watching TV was her inspiration, natch.

"I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion," the aunt of Bronx Mowgli Wentz said in a recent interview with Marie Claire.

We do have to admire Jess' enthusiasm for learning. Guess she's thinking that she won't always be able to depend on these to get her by ...

If she ever does enroll in some sort of college, Jessica Simpson should definitely wear outfits like these to classes. That's how you get an A+, girl. It's foolproof.

"I love religion. I remember when The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times."

Mmm. Jessica Simpson should definitely include that anecdote in her application letters when she applies to local institutions of higher education.

Alleged singer and actress Jessica Simpson totally could not be happier about her sister Ashleeeeeee's new baby with husband Pete Wetz, Bronx Mowgli.

"Bronx is beyond precious," the 28-year-old older sister and new aunt said in a statement. "I'm over the moon with joy. Life is a beautiful miracle."

Ashlee and Pete and healthy, happy and enjoying every moment."

We're sure she is. When your "career" is deteriorating faster than Lindsay Lohan's, any excuse to be in the news does the job! Yee-haw!

Hey, y'all, give it up for my nephew! And my giant boobs!

Bronx Mowgli Wentz - whose vitals are 7 pounds, 11 ounces, 20.5 inches long, and 9.5 on the Stupid Celebrity Baby Name Meter - was born Thursday night.

"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," a rep for the couple first announced on Friday morning. "[They] thank everyone for all of their well wishes!"

November is a big month for celebrity divorces.

In 2005, Jessica Simpson split with Nick Lachey, who she (supposedly) gave her v-card to and starred on a reality show called Newlyweds with. Anyone remember that?

Gosh, it was so long ago. Turned out to be Jessica's worst career move, as she can't buy a successful project now, and went on to date the biggest douchebag in music.

Nick, meanwhile, had a hit album and started hittin' Vanessa Minnillo.

November was also the month in 2006 when Britney Spears filed for divorce from that loser K-Fed, a union we all thought was super hot and destined to last forever.

Just kidding. No one thought that.

The breakup of Britney and Kevin is perhaps most notable for the fact that the girl went absolutely bonkers for a year or so afterward, shaving her head, parading around like a cheap ho in no underwear and getting hospitalized involuntarily. Twice.

Ah, the good ol' days. Which formerly married pair did you like best?

Which ex-spouses were hottest?

Jessica Simpson says her pregnant sister Ashlee Simpson, who is due to give birth any day now, is trying to everything to make that baby come out.

"Different foot massages and stuff," Jessica said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Wednesday). "She's jumping around trying everything right now."

Ashlee will likely induce labor, but Jess won't say if it's a boy or girl.

"I can't say because they haven't said," Jessica Simpson said. "I'll stick my foot in my mouth and get in trouble and I won't be a good aunt."

Jessica also told DeGeneres that she's in love with beau Tony Romo.

"He is a good guy, and he's really just helped me along in life and taught me a lot about being comfortable being myself - which is important," she said.

To be the Dallas Cowboys starting quarterback, the alleged singer continued speaking, "there's a requirement. Like, you have to be good looking. Being out there and demanding and commanding that field - that's pretty sexy."

Losing the playoffs? Not so much.

Publicity is inevitable when you're famous, but certain celebrities dress down or try to avoid garnering attention from the celeb gossip media when possible.

Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, can't get enough of it.

And who can blame her, really. She can't sing or act, nor is she ready to crank out a cash-generating kid like little sister Ashlee. So the next logical step is to milk her relationship with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo for whatever it's worth.

Many cheesy pics and Cowboys playoff losses are sure to follow.

THE CURSE TAKES A WEEK OFF: Jessica Simpson wore her boyfriend's jersey in L.A., while Tony Romo led Dallas to a 14-10 win in Washington. [Photo Credit: X17 Online]