Sans talent, boyfriend Tony Romo and apparently a mirror, the amazing Jessica Simpson stepped out in Los Angeles on Wednesday. We're not sure what the heck she's wearing, but perhaps it works on her. It's hard to say, really.
Well? What do you think of this latest fashion choice ...
What do you think of this Jessica Simpson fashion choice?
His season over, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo was seen lugging some serious baggage (Jessica Simpson), while Samsonite herself was carrying some of her own (pray for Daisy) in Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday afternoon.
Samsonite clearly reveled in the photo op, while Romo was apathetic and poor, defenseless Daisy, well, she's just praying someone will notice her plight ...
Blake Lively's hit television series, Gossip Girl, returns from its nearly month-long holiday hiatus this evening on the CW, and not a moment too soon.
Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson's music career has been waiting to return from about a seven-year hiatus, while her acting career was pretty much DOA.
Nevertheless, these two can compete in a style battle featuring Nicole Miller dresses. Both have sported the fashion designer's stretch metallic look of late.
Who wore it best? Tell us in the survey below ...
Who looks best in this dress?
Jessica Simpson touched down in Dallas with her injured quarterback boyfriend, Tony Romo, who is passing the time nicely with his NFL season officially over... or he was, until his girlfriend insisted on mugging for photos at the airport.
They arrived after spending New Years in Miami, Florida. They were all smiles about something ... or perhaps that was just Jess begging for attention as usual ...
"Look at us! Look at us! We're celebrities! With a dog!"
Click to enlarge more photos of Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo - who's looking far less interested in mugging for celebrity gossip photographers than she does - after they flew back home from their romantic Miami New Year's Eve vacation ...
[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]
Tony Romo has an 0-2 playoff record, a dismal December mark, and a whole lot of physical pain to show from his most recent football debacle.
But the Dallas Cowboys quarterback does have one thing going for him after his team's dismal loss to the Philadelphia Eagles over the weekend.
Well, maybe two things, if you know what we mean.
Jessica Simpson, the athlete's girlfriend, "rushed to his side as soon as she found out that Tony got hurt," a source said amid reports surfacing about Tony Romo collapsing in the shower of the team's locker room after the game Sunday.
“She got on a red eye flight right when she found out, and arrived at 5 a.m. [that] morning," the source added.
Not to worry, Tony Romo. Nurse Jessica will see you now.
Romo's torn cartilage popped out of place twice during the game and again afterward, which is what caused him to collapse, according to the Dallas Morning News.
No word on what the couple plans to do with its offseason as the good NFL teams play on, but Jessica certainly has time to nurse Tony back to health.
He's gonna need it. Heck, a couple of more months like this past one and Tony Romo's career will be going down faster than her on ... forget it.
What a year for plastic surgery. Despite having achieved fame and fortune already, many celebrities just can't resist going under the knife. Just look at this guy!
What a freak. But here we're focused solely on 2008 and some of the best (and worst) unnecessary surgeries performed on stars in the past 12 months.
Leading the way - and following in the talentless, surgery-loving footsteps of little sister Ashlee - is our girl Jessica Simpson. Her gigantic boobs may be all-natural, but no way that schnozz is. Absolutely none. Girl had that thing shaved down.
Look at two sets of Jessica Simpson pics from 2008 (left) vs. before ...
We rest our case. Follow the jump for the full rundown on our next subjects - featuring one more nose job and a ton of lip-injecting madness ...
The Philadelphia Eagles advanced to the NFC Playoffs yesterday, sending the Dallas Cowboys home in humiliating fashion following a 44-6 victory.
While the win served as sweet revenge for Donovan McNabb over former teammate Terrell Owens, it also featured another setback in the comeback attempt of Jessica Simpson.
The attention-hungry singer was denied a chance to root on boyfriend Tony Romo in the post-season, as cheers could be heard around the nation from Fox cameramen tired of focusing on the dunce in the pink jersey.
On the opposite end of the large-breasted spectrum, Kendra Wilkinson is likely purchasing cold-weather clothing this morning. She and fiance Hank Baskett will be headed to Minnesota next week, as Baskett's Eagles takes on the Vikings.
Hank wasn't much of a factor in yesterday's game, but he did have the same number of receptions as Romo had touchdown passes: zero.
Long, soft waves highlight the hairstyles of many celebrities these days.
Take "singer" Jessica Simpson, for example, showcasing her long hue at the launch of her fragrance, Fancy, at Macy's in Chicago. Or Jennifer Lopez, whose gorgeous hair looked similar, albeit in a different hue, at a recent movie premiere.
Which celebrity wears this hairstyle best?
We know this dress would up on Tony Romo's floor two hours after this photo was taken - but did it look better on Jessica Simpson than on Miranda Kerr?
That's the question of the hour. The quote-unquote singer and actress stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman in a black Hervé Léger frock, while the Victoria's Secret model turned up in a red version at the brand's fashion show.
The question for you, celebrity fashion fans, is ...
Who wore this dress better?
Despite possessing an IQ only slightly higher than that of an eggplant, the great Jessica Simpson says she wants to attend college to study theology.
Watching TV was her inspiration, natch.
"I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion," the aunt of Bronx Mowgli Wentz said in a recent interview with Marie Claire.
We do have to admire Jess' enthusiasm for learning. Guess she's thinking that she won't always be able to depend on these to get her by ...
If she ever does enroll in some sort of college, Jessica Simpson should definitely wear outfits like these to classes. That's how you get an A+, girl. It's foolproof.
"I love religion. I remember when The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times."
Mmm. Jessica Simpson should definitely include that anecdote in her application letters when she applies to local institutions of higher education.
