Face-Off: Is Honor the Worst Celebrity Baby Name Yet?
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl this week - and made headlines with an unusual choice of names. But how does Honor stack up with some of the other names given to celebrity babies? That’s the subject of today’s Face-Off …
IS HONOR THE WORST CELEBRITY BABY NAME YET?
YES by mischalova
Here’s the main reason why “Honor” makes even “Apple” sound delicious:
Because boys are mean.
We can foresee conversations going on in the middle school halls right now: Did you get honor? Oh, I got honor, alright!
Just because Cash Warren was born with a ridiculous name (no offense, dude, it’s given us a never-ending stream of puns to use; one might even say the name was money!) doesn’t mean he needs to doom his daughter to the same fate.
The truth is, Warren and Jessica Alba are already a different breed of celebrity. They got married in a quiet ceremony, they rarely attend Hyde. There was no need to distinguish themselves from the Hollywood pack with such a unique name.
By the way, when it comes to Alba, we really wanna get on her.
See what we mean, guys? It’s just too easy.











