Jessica Alba and Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl this week - and made headlines with an unusual choice of names. But how does Honor stack up with some of the other names given to celebrity babies? That’s the subject of today’s Face-Off …

IS HONOR THE WORST CELEBRITY BABY NAME YET?

YES by mischalova

Here’s the main reason why “Honor” makes even “Apple” sound delicious:

Because boys are mean.

We can foresee conversations going on in the middle school halls right now: Did you get honor? Oh, I got honor, alright!

Just because Cash Warren was born with a ridiculous name (no offense, dude, it’s given us a never-ending stream of puns to use; one might even say the name was money!) doesn’t mean he needs to doom his daughter to the same fate.

The truth is, Warren and Jessica Alba are already a different breed of celebrity. They got married in a quiet ceremony, they rarely attend Hyde. There was no need to distinguish themselves from the Hollywood pack with such a unique name.

By the way, when it comes to Alba, we really wanna get on her.

See what we mean, guys? It’s just too easy.

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Justin Timberlake knows his music, his wooing of beautiful women and his mothering.

When asked how The Love Guru co-star Jessica Alba would be as a new mom, JT didn’t hesitate to praise the actress:

“She seems very patient, and I would assume that’s what it takes to be a good mother, a good parent for that matter.”

Alba husband Cash Warren welcomed daughter Honor Marie Warren into the world on Saturday. And while we’re hoping they refer to her by her middle name, Timberlake is a fan of the unusual moniker.

“Honor Marie – that’s a cool name,” he said. “I’m happy for them. It’s beautiful.”

Timberlake did not comment on the most recent celebrity mother, Tori Spelling.

Jessica Alba gave Honor Marie Warren at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles this weekend.

Husband Cash Warren was by his wife’s bedside during the blessed event, as Alba’a dad was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.”

We have no doubt she is.

We greatly admire Jessica Alba and Cash Warren for keeping their wedding plans private. But, still, it’s our job as celebrity gossip reporters to relay details of the ceremony to curious fans.

Reportedly, the couple applied for a wedding license Monday morning and didn’t waste any time sticking it in a drawer; they were married 40 minutes later in a Beverly Hills courthouse.

The room was decked out in white fake flowers, Alba wore a blue dress and there were no guests in attendance. See, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, it’s possible to have a quiet, romantic ceremony between just two people in love.

A Maturing Bond: Cash Warren and Jessica Alba are married.

Jessica Alba’s father, Mark Alba, spoke exclusively to Latina magazine about his daughter’s nuptials, saying:

“I think it’s good news for her. I’m glad for her. She’s a beautiful girl. I’m her dad and I’m happy for her no matter what happens.”

Cash Warren will be seeing Jessica Alba nude for the rest of his life.

Indeed, while some celebrities (we’re staring daggers at you, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz) milk every last dollar and ounce of publicity out of their marriages, Warren and Alba quietly tied the knot yesterday, her representative has confirmed.

They are expecting a daughter this summer.

Cash, Honey: Cash Warren and Jessica Alba are newlyweds.

They’re both pregnant. They’re both wearing the same green dress in the photo below. But only one is desperate for attention and the star of a ridiculous reality show.

Tori Spelling insults aside, however, do you think she looks better in the following outfit than fellow actress Jessica Alba?

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, Jessica Alba says that she and Cash Warren will be welcoming a baby girl into their lives in the near future.

As for her daughter’s name, don’t ask Jessica for an answer just yet:

“I’m waiting. We’re not sure what the name is going to be. My name was Faradon Luisa for three days. I don’t want to make that mistake with my kid,” she said.

Here’s a look at Jessica and Cash’s nursery:

Below are some enlightening highlights from the world of celebrity quotes, courtesy of People magazine and other Hollywood news sources…

“Every day I have eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can’t get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the States.” - Jessica Alba

“To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year. Who cares?” - Simon Cowell

“I hope Santa Claus rapes your f%*king mothers.” - American Idol reject Danny Noriega, in a special holiday video tape that surfaced this week

“I actually texted her. It was really sad. She must be going through a hard time.” - Audrina Patridge on the death of Heidi Montag’s stepbrother

“Models are back to what they were in the ’70s: clothes hangers.” - New America’s Next Top Model judge Paulina Porizkova

“I’m so happy. I can’t ask for anything more … except big boobs.” - Nicole Kidman on pregnancy

“I love everything she does. If she does a poop and I have to change the diaper, I love that!” - Salma Hayek, on her daughter with Francois Henri-Pinault

“I like Britney. Today, first we were dancing slow, and then faster and faster … Then we did the fish-move and lots of other fun things.” - an impressionable 5-year-old after taking a dance class with Britney Spears

“It’s just rumors, man.” - Adnan Ghalib on reports that he has been cheating on Britney Spears and sending sordid text messages to other girls

Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am, whose “Yes We Can” music video aimed to boost the presidential hopes of Barack Obama, has released an encore.

His recent effort is a monochromatic, multi-lingual, celeb-studded music video titled “We Are The Ones,” and is terrific, just like the first.

Backed by music, the Democratic candidate himself speaking and the vocal refrain of “O-BA-MA! O-BA-MA!,” celebrities like Jessica Alba, Ryan Phillippe, George Lopez and many others offer reasons why they support their man.

“I would like to see a cleaner Earth for my child that I’m bringing into the world very soon,” says Jessica Alba, who is expecting with fiance Cash Warren.

Says Philippe: “It’s time for a change. I want a better a future for my children.”

Regardless of how you feel about Barack Obama and his presidential candidacy, this is very cool. Check it out, it’s worth your time…

Evidently, they’ll let anyone from Hollywood into the Academy Awards.

Coming off the movie The Eye, which was as critically lauded as the Gene Simmons sex tape, Jessica Alba brought her baby bump to last night’s Oscars.

Oh, she also showed up with boyfriend Cash Warren. We can’t believe he found time to attend.