Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki Spurns Situation, Smushes Vinny REAL Good!
If you thought last week's display of Snooki's kooka would turn the men of Jersey Shore away forever, you thought wrong. Apparently it did the opposite.
Seriously, what is it about this girl? After her antics caused a rift with Jionni (at least temporarily), TWO of the roommates immediately make their move?
Baffling. As is the concept of Deena raising a child. When she missed her period, let's just say all of humanity was hoping for a false alarm. Did we get it?
As always, we break down all of the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you as we analyze Thursday's gripping installment, THG +/- recap style!
Snooki dances away the pain alone at the bar. Fortunately, no straight vagine. Plus 7.
Forced to pretend she has a job, Deena cleans the bathrooms at work. Pretty gross, we have to say. The bathrooms look respectable, however. Plus 4.
JWoww apologizes to Snooki for blowing her off, but soon enough, warns Snooki to not act like Sammi over Jionni. Sage advice from our girl J. Plus 5.
Plus 12 for Sam telling JWoww that she'd prefer to be mocked as "the old Sam" because Sam 2.0 is so much better at relationships. Self-deprecating!
Ronnie and Sammi actually do seem stable lately. Relatively. Plus 5.
Snooki Weight Loss Pics: Orange Troll Shrinking Before Our Eyes
Snooki really needs to eat something besides Deena's face.
The Jersey Shore star has shed several dress sizes recently, barely resembling her Season 1 self (save for the orange spray tan and skanky antics, obvi).
Check out these Snooki pictures from 2009 and last week:
The vertically and intellectually challenged Jersey girl swears by Zantrex-3 Fat Burner (about as healthy as QuickTrim) and has been working out.
She has dropped over 15 pounds from her petite 4’ 9” frame, which has left her looking like a different, though still ridiculously dressed person.
Apparently it's been a well-received change. She Tweeted Tuesday:
“LOL so some girl comes up to me n goes ‘you look like one of those girls from the jersey shows, but you look better.’ Uhm thanks? Lmao,”
What do you think? Does Snooki look better or worse with the extra 15 lbs.?
More importantly, if you're a guy (or Deena), would you ... y'know?!
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Ronnie Magro & Sammi Giancola on Snooki-Deena Make Out Session: WTF!!!??
The make-out session between Deena and Snooki on Jersey Shore two Thursdays ago made for probably the most absurd episode in the show's four seasons.
Even co-stars Sammi Giancola and Ronnie Magro were stunned. Says Ron of Deena: "Whatever is breathing in front of her ... if it's got a pulse, she likes it."
"Deena is one of my best friends in the house," Sammi added of her bi-curious BFF. "She's just fun... I think she definitely likes making out with everybody."
Two words, people. Straight vagine.
Even more amazing? Snooki's kooka made an appearance the following week as well. Not surprisingly, Jionni caught the first flight out of Florence.
Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki Flaunts Kooka, Jionni Bails
Effing Snooki.
Last night was all about the pint-sized princess, but surprisingly, the car crash that ended last week's episode paled in comparison to what followed.
Jionni came to visit, and even if the producers weren't hinting at this all season, it seemed inevitable that her conduct would mortify him. And it did.
Don't ask us how it would come as a surprise to Jionni, given that he's dating SNOOKI FROM JERSEY SHORE. It's the nature of the beast, dude.
As always, we break down all of the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you as we recap Thursday's gripping installment, THG +/- style!
Luckily, or perhaps unluckily, Snooki and Deena avoided jail time for the police car mashup and the gang was allowed to stay in Florence. Fist-pump. Plus 3.
Snooki is no longer allowed to drive. Double fist-pump. Plus 4.
JWoww finds out that her boyfriend can't come out to visit. Minus 5, because we like Roger, and we felt bad for Jenni, tears welling on her fake eyelashes.
Snooki decides to use one of the twins to prank Sitch. This is at least the second time the twins have been used as sexual practical joke fodder. Plus 4.
The goal? To bust Mike bringing another girl home. Which happened as predicted ... but somehow only helped him get it in. Call it a Wash all around!
Jersey Shore Emmy Spoof: Jane Lynch Transforms, Mentors "At-Risk Youths"
Emmys host Jane Lynch certainly didn't rein herself in Sunday, taking shots early and often. Amusingly, the Jersey Shore cast played along in a pre-recorded spoof.
Introduced as a CNN report by Anderson Cooper, in what he called "a sobering look at the future of television," Lynch appeared as a woman named Donatella Alberghetti Mangiana D'Borgia (who could almost pass for Teresa Giudice).
Who knew Donatella, a TV producer from the Garden State, single-handedly deserves credit (or blame) for all the Jersey-themed programming nowadays ...
Donatella's signature greatest accomplishment, no doubt, is transforming "eight at-risk youths" and turning them into an MTV phenomenon.
The Situation scared to death? Pauly D talking about DJing at NPR? Snooki billed "just a Harvard undergrad" before Donatella made her the "chosen one"?
Pretty hilarious stuff.
Jersey Shore Recap: Pauly Gettin' Swacked, Meatballs Gettin' Macked!
Last week, Jersey Shore focused on the aftermath of Mike getting his ass kicked by a wall, and on Snooki's ongoing relationship issues with Jionni.
Amazingly, it was Ron who helped both his co-stars work through their issues. Elsewhere, Pauly and Vinny introduced us to the glory that is FPC.
Now that everything is back to normal (sort of), the gang reverted to vintage skanky, drunken, hilarious form at the (Italian) shore last night.
As always, we break down all of the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you as we recap Thursday's gripping installment, THG +/- style!
The roommates/producers decide to take a weekend trip to visit the beaches in Riccione. How on earth did they ever get time off from "work"?? Minus 4.
"It looks like Hawaii, so it's like an island, or maybe on a border of a continent, you know what I mean, so it's like by ocean." - Effing Snooki. Minus 11.
So many suitcases, so few days, so little room atop Italian cars. Plus 2.
The guys met Mike's Italian "twin." Now THERE'S a situation! Plus 2.
At least he's neck brace-free now. Although that was hilarious. Wash.
The girls proceeded to get sloshed and learn how to say vagina in Italian. Plus 3, because that body part was certainly on the minds of two of them.
Jersey Shore Recap: Break Me Off Summa Dat F-P-C!
Fist-pump. Pushups. Chapstick.
We were wondering how Jersey Shore would follow up the most recent episode, in which a wall KO'd The Situation, and well, there you have it.
While not exactly as catchy as GTL, FPC does have a ring to it. Luckily, there were more fist-pumps than actual fists thrown this week, as well.
As always, we recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you. Let's break down last night's gripping installment, THG +/- style!
Mike throws a pity party for himself. Only he attends. Minus 5.
Ronnie, of all people, decided to have a one-on-one with Mike, letting him know that he was there for him and that he could open up to him. Sniff. Plus 9.
Snooki argues with Jionni, who doesn't like to hear risque stuff or about her drinking. This from a man who is willingly dating EFFING SNOOKI. Minus 17.
Mr. Therapist Ron tells her to just be herself and that she can't change for a guy. He should talk, but Plus 6 because he's still right and being hella nice.
MTV VMAs Fashion Face-Off: Men of Jersey Shore Edition!
We profiled the lovely women of Jersey Shore in a Fashion Face-Off earlier today. JWoww is currently OWNING Deena and Snooki according to THG readers. Stunner.
Now, it's time for three of our favorite juiced-up fist-pumpers to show us what they've got. Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Magro and Pauly D were all on hand Sunday.
Noticeably absent? The Situation. Possibly by design, given that the Jersey Shore episode preceding the VMAs showed him getting his head bashed in by a wall.
Anyway, who was the best dressed of the three? Vote below!
MTV VMAs Fashion Face-Off: Women of Jersey Shore Edition!
Deena. JWoww. Effing Snooki.
Following the airing of a special Jersey Shore episode before the MTV Video Music Awards, its cast members took to the black carpet at the event in L.A.
Below, in the latest edition of THG's Fashion Face-Off series, two lovable oompa loompas and one amazonian behemoth square off in a clash of couture.
Read our Jersey Shore recap from earlier for the full rundown there, then vote on which of the three ladies was the best dressed at the VMAs below ...
Jersey Shore Recap: Wall 1, Situation 0!
Ronnie and Mike's epic throwdown on Jersey Shore picked up last night in a special Sunday episode before the Video Music Awards. So who won the big fight?
We're gonna say the wall by TKO.
In typical Jersey Shore fashion, the events had to be seen to be believed, and the fallout was uglier than the altercation itself. Never a dull moment ...
As always, we've recapped all the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you. Let's break last night's episode, "And The Wall Won," THG +/- style!
Not wasting any time, we pick up right where we left off, and the violence ensued when Ron's pent-up anger toward Mike could not be contained. Well, Sitch's head got rammed into the wall ... by Sitch. Seriously. Minus 20.
There's no attempting to explain that one. Vinny, Pauly D, Jenni and Snooki look on half-worried, but mostly just disgusted or stunned. It's hard to say. Plus 5.
Security eventually breaks it up. Plus 4 for saving Sitch and all, but Minus 4 because since when do they intervene when cast members beats on themselves?
