In the Jersey Shore lexicon, Angelina Pivarnick might qualify as a grenade. One of her co-stars' recent comments would seem to corroborate this statement.

After all, Vinny Guadagnino called the self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island "more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island" and an "ugly b!tch."

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Sookie smushed, Vinny made out with Angelina and viewers tried to keep their food down from watching these actions take place on last night's installment of Jersey Shore.

But, don't worry, we're troopers. THG is here here with our exclusive, weekly, point-based review to go over what went down on "Sleeping with the Enemy"...

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"I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. That's the first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!" - The Situation

What was Mike referring to in one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes from last night? Hooking up with a chick at the club that was probably a dude, of course.

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The cast of Jersey Shore is being sued, collectively, for assault by a woman who claims she was assaulted by the guidos' and guidettes' security guards.

The claimant, filing suit using initials J.P., says four security guards employed by the show threw her to the ground after a heated argument with Snooki.

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"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

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