The Situation from Jersey Shore makes it a point to dodge grenades. As in ugly chicks. At least he always talks about avoiding them. He still sleeps with a ton of them.

Nevertheless, as a charter member of the Grenade Free Foundation, he made bobbing and weaving around them the premise of his own iPhone application. Yes, really.

Yes, you read the headline right. Playgirl apparently offered Vinny Guadagnino $30,000 to make a cast of his manhood so they can reproduce it as a sex toy.

As the ever-classy Snooki told us, Vin is quite well endowed. The phrase "watermelon in a pinhole" was used. Jersey Shore quotes can be pretty repulsive.

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The cast of Jersey Shore is really raking in the dough lately. Depressing as this is for our society, you have to hand it to the gang for being so enterprising.

With Season 2 in full effect, the cast is in high demand right now, and America's guidos are making hay while they can, striking while the iron is hot, etc.

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They've gotten their share of flak, but the cast of Jersey Shore does not buy into criticism that their show is bad for the Garden State, or society in general.

Vinny Guadagnino says he is used to it, but it still bothers him.

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The Jersey Shore cast's newest member, Deena Nicole Cortese, hit the red carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards this weekend with the rest of the crew.

"Oh my God, it's surreal!" Cortese said. "I have fan pages already, and people Twittering me, and I'm just like 'I just got out of the house two days ago!'"

Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.

Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.

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In the Jersey Shore lexicon, Angelina Pivarnick might qualify as a grenade. One of her co-stars' recent comments would seem to corroborate this statement.

After all, Vinny Guadagnino called the self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island "more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island" and an "ugly b!tch."

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