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No offense, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, but taking your reality show to the Sunshine State accomplished little other than a brief run-in with a THG editor.

Well, that and Kourtney getting knocked up by Scott Disick.

In any case, there's a Category 3 fist pump warning in South Florida as of this morning, as MTV is scouting beaches in Miami for a perfect spot for Season 2.

The producers of Jersey Shore recently contacted Miami's Mynt Lounge, asking for clearance to shoot inside the club in March-April. Sprinnggg Breaaaaak!!!

Snooki, Vinny and Mike

Are Vinny, Snooki, The Situation and cohorts Miami-bound?

Reports suggest that 495 Productions is "currently researching Miami Beach as a possible location" for Season 2, which the full Jersey Shore cast is on board for.

However, they "won't be able to shoot the show on Miami Beach unless we're able to shoot in the hottest clubs." Nothing but class for Snooki, Pauly D & Co.

While Miami would be an obvious and worthy choice, Jersey Shore has not committed to one city yet and is still scouting nine other cities here and abroad.

The Situation should be bringing home a broad a night regardless of where he and his fellow guidos end up. Sorry, but you had to know that was coming.

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Now that they've all been re-signed for a second season, the cast of Jersey Shore will be fist-pumping its way to greener, fake-tanned pastures. Or something.

The only different aspect of the hit show for the new season is ... the location. That's right. The cast is officially back, but won't be back in Seaside Heights.

It's unclear whether this is because that town somehow barred them, or whether the network simply wants to bring the merry band of guidos back sooner.

Perhaps MTV can put a new season together faster without waiting for summer in the Garden State. Or they just want to inflict pain on other cities/countries.

Pauly Gets a Mouthful

NOTHIN' BUT CLASS: Coming to a lucky city or nation to be named later!

Whatever the reason, the network has scouted 10 cities in the U.S. for the location of the upcoming Season Two, and have also expanded their search abroad.

Get ready for more than your fill of Snooki nude, Earth.

Producers have contacted Pauly D, J-Woww and the gang to make sure everyone has a valid passport. Downright frightening for every other nation on Earth.

What city or country should MTV torture with The Situation quotes, Ronnie beating the crap out of strangers and many glimpses down J-Woww's yellow top?

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Angelina Pivarnick, a.k.a. the girl who bailed on the Jersey Shore house early in the show's first season, is coming back to Jersey Shore for its second season.

The bartender who "does great things" (one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes) and couldn't take working in the lowly t-shirt store will be there and it is on.

Especially if your name is J-Woww.

Pivarnick, the self-proclaimed "Kim Kardashian of Staten Island" (whatever the hell that implies) says J-Woww (a.k.a. Jenni Farley) better watch her back!

  • Jersey Shore's Angelina
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Who would you rather ... not get in a fist fight with?

Angelina's comments came in response to J-Woww dissing her last week. "I don't wanna fight with people in the house, but if I have to, I have to," she says.

Over the weekend at Glo on Long Island, the possible future Playboy model says she hopes Angelina "stays the hell away" from Jersey Shore next season.

The Situation, Snooki and Co. have not commented, but ladies, take off the hair extensions, 'cause it looks like these two guidettes are gonna throw DOWN.

J-Woww is the early favorite with 3:2 odds.

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Get ready for a second season packed with house music, fist-pumping, trash bags, fighting with strangers on the boardwalk, and hilarious Jersey Shore quotes.

MTV's only newest hit show is coming back for Season 2!

The network, which had been engaged in some heated negotiations with the Jersey Shore cast, will run it back this summer with all the original stars on hand.

We can't wait for a new dose of DJ Pauly D, The Situation, Snooki, J-WOWW, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny, although it looks like they'll be in a different setting.

That's right, Seaside Heights lucked out. The gang will “escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination,” MTV said in a Friday statement.

Warm weather locales, consider yourself forewarned.

The Cast of Jersey Shore

FIST-PUMP! All seven of these guidos and guidettes will be back on MTV.

MTV continued: “Our audience fell in love with Jersey Shore and its amazing cast who have really grown together as a family. That bond gives the show its heart."

"We’re thrilled to reunite these friends to bring fans what they love - laughs, love, drama and of course, GTL,” the network's president said in the announcement.

That would be gym, tanning and laundry - the daily routine of The Situation.

In case you didn't get your fix throughout December/January, MTV will broadcast the Jersey Bowl, a February 7 marathon of Season 1, on Super Bowl Sunday.

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Two members of the Jersey Shore cast have agreed to MTV's offer of $10,000 an episode for Season Two, but the others are still holding out for more.

After the network made clear it would proceed with the show regardless, Ronnie Magro and Jenni Farley (J-WOWW) have accepted the $10,000/episode deal.

The network is drawing a hard line at the close of business Friday, at which point the rest of the Jersey Shore cast must either accept or be replaced.

MTV originally set a deadline of Monday evening, but negotiations continued and their offer doubled (it was originally just $5,000 per episode each).

Da Jersey Shore Cast

Would Jersey Shore be just as good with new guidos?

An MTV publicist said that come what may, the outcome of the negotiations should be known this coming Monday at the latest and possibly by later today.

Scott Talarico, agent for Nicole Polizzi (Snooki), said he can’t put a date or a number on the end of negotiations but is confident things will be worked out.

“I am confident there will be a second season I am just not sure of the end date of the negotiations,” he said of Snooki, The Situation, DJ Pauly D & Co.

Bottom line? Expect the gang to fold ... which is good news for us. If The Sitch isn't back in the house, we don't know what we're gonna do next season.

So expect Jwoww, The Situation and Snooki back on MTV despite the network letting it be known that an all new cast could be assembled quickly.

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Vinny Guadagnino, also known as the most laid back member of the Jersey Shore cast, actually has a career plan in place once his reality TV days end.

"I just took the LSAT," the 21-year-old told Us Weekly. "My score was decent. If my score was really have, I might have tried to go to Yale or Harvard."

Jersey Shore Season Four Cast

"But it was just mediocre. I can get into law school. I had a 3.9 GPA, Latin Honors, but I'm doing this now. Law school is always on the back burner."

True. Who wouldn't be happier fist pumping at the beach?

Vinny Guadagnino says he's enjoying the fame from appearing on an MTV reality show, watched by 4.8 million viewers during last week's Jersey Shore season finale.

"I was always humble and I was the person on the couch watching this and never even imagined it would happen to me,” he said. "Now I'm suddenly right there in the front row being interviewed, so just the whole experience is a dream."

We feel similarly watching it, as if it couldn't possibly be a real show.

The cast is currently in negotiations to return for a second season.

No word if Vinny Guadagnino is still tangin' The Situation's sister.

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Jersey Shore's Sammi Giancola and Ronnie Magro got together early in the show's inaugural season. The pair proceeded to fight and break up a lot.

The live reunion after the Jersey Shore season finale was no exception. Ronnie and Sammi got into a big fight and swore this split was for real, too.

Not so much - they're back on!

Ronnie Magro became enraged after viewing never-before-seen footage of Sammi in bed, having a heart-to-heart, with The Situation on the reunion.

But co-star Snooki (a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi) says it only lasted a day: "They got back together two hours later. You never know with them," Snooks sez.

Sammi Giancola, Ronnie Magro

Ronnie and Sammi from Jersey Shore sure keep it interesting.

Despite fighting and breaking up around the clock, and Ronnie's propensity for kicking people's asses on the boardwalk, Sammi and he seem perfect together.

She's proclaimed herself the sweetest bitch you will ever meet, and he's clearly a juiced-up hothead with a heart of gold ... mostly. A match made in heaven.

Or at least Seaside Heights.

As for their co-star, Nicole Polizzi says her own love life is picking up these days, as some blogs have linked her to an unlucky, tan "guido" named Emilio.

Asked about the rumored romance, she said: "What the hell? How does that get out so fast? He's just a friend. We're hanging out but nothing serious."

Still, she can't help but add, "He's my guido. He's my type."

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The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore would love to run it back for Season Two ... if the price is right, which it's currently not. The gang rejected MTV's offer to return.

Sources close to the negotiations say MTV offered then each a $10,000 signing bonus and $5,000 per episode. The guidos and guidettes were not interested.

Looks like we've got a Situation on our hands!

The cast has made it clear that they are negotiating Friends style. In other words, everyone wants the same amount and wants a lot more than MTV's offer.

In response, the network doubled its bonus offer and is willing to cough up $10,000 an episode. Snooki and Co. have not responded to the counteroffer.

Jersey Shore Cast Pic

As much as they act like trashy morons, the gang wasn't born yesterday. The season finale drew 4.8 million viewers, making $10K/episode a relative steal.

For reference, some members of The Hills cast are raking in $50,000-100,000 an episode, and that was pulling in half as many viewers last season at best.

The cast is on contractual hold with the network for another year and technically has no right to renegotiate, but this sort of thing is still done all the time.

MTV technically has not made a decision on whether there will be another season, or whether it will feature the current lineup or new guidos and guidettes.

But come on. You know they're gonna bring back the all-star roster. It's just a matter of finding a mutually acceptable price for those Jersey Shore quotes.

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All good things must come to an end. So, too, must the first season of Jersey Shore, and The Hollywood Gossip has all the action recapped below as only we can.

Last night's ninth and final episode of the MTV hit's inaugural run was somewhat subdued and sentimental (seriously), which wasn't a bad thing. Let's get to it:

Pauly D's girl says the gang is "acting like Israelis." Vinny's reply: "Israelis are like [machine gun noises, gestures]." Equal opportunity stereotypes! Minus 3.

Vinny, Pauly D, and Mike head out for some male bonding. Plus 4, because this surprisingly normal behavior makes them actually look like chill dudes. Almost.

Sammi bails Ronnie out of jail after his latest fight. They hug. He says he's not sorry he hit the guy, only that he got caught, blah, blah, we're bored. Minus 5.

Upset over guys, Snooki decides to dance away the pain. Solo. In broad daylight. People stare as if this were the first Oompa Loompa in a white, leopard print mini dress they've ever seen break it down in front of a camera crew. Plus 6.

Snooki Dance Party

One-woman dance party. Snooki stizzyle.

Pauly D: "We stayed boys throughout this whole thing. This bond that we shared brings us together and no one can ever take that away from us, ever. Like, we take that with us for life, this bond ... That was deep." It sure was. Plus 4.

Sammi and Ronnie go out on a date, "somewhere out of Seaside ... getting away from it all." In Belmar, an even trashier location 17 miles up the coast. Minus 3.

The pair toasts each other and their future, post-Shore. Actually kinda sweet. Plus 2.

Poor Snooki whines about guys some more. Geez, give it a rest, girlfriend, Minus 7.

We learned last night that Vinny thinks Pauly D is "ridiculously, ridiculously good looking." Pauly D's look to the camera said it all. He's the ultimate guido! Plus 9.

Snooki and The Situation go hot-tubbing. We're scared for what's coming. Minus 5.

Snooki and Mike Make Out

The Situation and Snooki suck face. We're as grossed out as you.

Revolting as watching Snooki maul The Situation might seem, he was actually being genuinely nice to her, before, during after making out. Plus 6 for his sensitive side.

Mike: "Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off!" No no no no no. Fortunately, he puts a stop to it, because they're like siblings, so only Minus 3.

Cue season-ending montage:. Fights. Hook-ups. Pickles. Abs. Fights. Hair spray. Fist-pumping. Fights. Hot tub action. Arrests. Laughs. Fights. The Situation. Plus 5.

TOTAL: +10! SEASON: +56! We're ready for a break from the Shore, but we also can't want for it to return. Follow the link for a full season of Jersey Shore quotes!

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What can we expect on the Jersey Shore season finale tonight? Besides lots of hooking up, Ed Hardy t-shirts, hair gel and expletives being bleeped out?

Mike "The Situation" and Nicole "Snooki" called into Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM radio show this morning to dish about the surprise hit freshman MTV show.

The Situation hasn't got time for the haters, pointing out that, "You can't please everybody out there. That's why they created the remote control."

Snookers defended her many hookups with dudes, saying, "I'm single!" and that she's been "just making out" and "not having sex" with them all.

Tonight, Snooki promises things only going to get "a lot crazier" and "We know each other so well now, we don't care if we hurt anyone's feelings."

So basically more bitching, fighting, drinking too much, fake tanning and clubbing are coming our way. Pretty standard, and just the way we like it!

The Situation

The Situation boasted that he hooked up with all the girls on the show but says that he would only sleep with "maybe 1 or 2" of ladies. He says that he and Snooki are "best of friends" but that "sometimes we forget and hook up!"

Gross.

The funniest source of Jersey Shore quotes opines that JWoWW "has her own sex appeal but she's not The Situation's style" and the biggest bitch on the show was Angelina, but she "left after seven days so she doesn't count."

And when it comes to what she likes in a guy, Snooki loves, "tan, sexy guidos" who can "rock the dance floor" and "guys that are into themselves" because "I'm into myself" and "need a guy that takes as long as I do to get ready!"

Maybe she and Pauly D should get together then.

Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, insists that she is "all natural ... [my breasts] are real, everything is. I swear to God! My boobs are real, and my hair is real!"

The Situation, a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino, confirmed that they are indeed real - gross again - as are his muscles. Yup, he's totally steroid-free. Supposedly.

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