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The Jersey Shore cast is ready to take Miami.

But first it's off to L.A. for a press tour for Snooki, DJ Pauly D, The Situation, Vinny, Sammi and Ronnie. Are they ready for L.A.? Hells yeah these guidos are.

But is L.A. ready for them?

Doesn't look like it has much of a choice, but here's the cast of MTV's breakout hit, mugging for the cameras right after touching down at LAX Airport ...

Jersey Shore Cast in the House

DIRTY HALF-DOZEN: The Jersey Shore cast members arrive in a location where some people besides them are actually tan. Possibly from the sun, even. Novel concept.

The gang appears to be in fine, orange, Ed Hardy-wearing form. We can't wait to see where they turn up next ... actually we can, but will find out for you anyway.

Click to enlarge more pictures of the Jersey Shore cast at LAX ...

  • Mike and Sammi
  • Ron n' Mike
  • Mike, Pauly
  • Snook Pic
  • The Cast in L.A.
  • Ron Ron

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Jersey Shore star Ronnie Magro has issued an apology for the homophobic rampage he went on during one of his many fights on the freshman MTV reality series.

The hothead gets in so many brawls, it's hard to even keep them straight. But after letting loose some gay slurs in one of the, Ronnie says he got carried away.

Ronnie and Sammi on Jersey Shore

Blaming the whole ordeal on "the heat of the moment," Ronnie says he's sorry for the disgusting rant in question, which was made public earlier this week.

Never-before-seen footage of his first Jersey Shore brawl leaked online, and made Ronnie look like an even bigger idiot than The Situation is a womanizer.

Before this, Ronnie Magro was one of the most likable Jersey Shore stars.

In the video, Ronnie can be heard calling a guy on the boardwalk a "f**king f**got" and a "f**king queer" right before he beats the hell out of him. What a class act.

Yesterday, Ronnie posted on Twitter: "I apologize to my fans, In the heat of the moment i said a lot of things i didnt mean and im very sorry... i love my creepy fans."

Maybe they'll still love him, but we've lost respect. Why those words are even in people's vocabulary in this day and age is beyond us. Wouldn't "a$$hole" suffice?

No word how Sammi Giancola reacted to Ronnie's apology, or if they are broken up or getting back together at this very minute. One can never be sure with them.

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So much for being a "guidette."

Jersey Shore star Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww, admitted on Fox's Strategy Room Tuesday that she and co-star Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki, aren't even Italian.

She may be the "Guidette Princess of F*%king Poughkeepsie" (one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes), but Snooki is predominantly of ... Chilean descent.

So f'ing weak. Now we don't want to see Snooki nude anymore. THG NOTE: We never did, nor can we see what the appeal is there. Sorry, Emilio Masella.

J-Woww says she personally is Spanish and Irish. Spain and Ireland are rolling in their collective graves, while Italians everywhere are rejoicing at this.

Snooki is not really Italian. Nor is she tall.

In truth, the ancestry of these idiots (or anyone) doesn't matter. They're all Americans and we watch because they're lovably trashy. But why promote it so falsely?

The MTV hit show was slammed by Italian-Americans for perpetuating "negative stereotypes," hyping up its "guidos" and "guidettes" in previews and interviews.

"If you replace Italian-Americans with any other ethnic group, would they use such a pejorative term to promote the show?" the president of one group posited.

Basically they bash Italians and aren't even Italians themselves. Classy.

Such a disappointment. We feel so used. At least we know Heidi Montag's plastic surgery is real ... though by definition her boobs, face, etc., are fake. Irony.

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Ronnie Magro of Jersey Shore seems likable enough, as long as you don't run into him and start talking $h!t on a Jersey Shore boardwalk right after last call.

Dude unleashed a homophobic tirade during one of his many brawls last summer, spewing some absolutely revolting language during the violent altercation.

The footage, which has just now come to light, was shot minutes before Ronnie's first brawl on Jersey Shore. The meathead guido got arrested if you recall.

In the clip, Ronnie Magro and another bar patron can be seen talking trash to each other and then exchanging blows on the shore in front of their girlfriends.

But in the new never-before-seen footage (watch at TMZ), Ronnie can also be seen and heard calling his adversary a "f**king f**got" and a "f**king queer."

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

Stay classy, intelligent and off the juice, Ronnie.

Nice, Ron. To think we actually liked you too. Sammi must be so proud of you after all these incidents. John Mayer and this moron should grab a beer sometime.

Much like when Snooki got cold-cocked in the grill by that neanderthal Brad Ferro, the footage of Ronnie's gay slur use never aired on MTV for obvious reasons.

Says a source from the production company: "There were several gay staff members working on the show. Ronnie always respected them and everyone else."

Sure he did. Again, how is that word even in your vocabulary?

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Brace yourself for massive amounts of GTL. Break out the hair gel and tight clothing. Double the police detail on Collins Ave. The Jersey Shore cast cometh.

Season 2 of Jersey Shore will film in South Beach, according to reports, rather than, say, New Jersey. Rumor is the gang will live in a house off Lincoln Road.

Tanning bed, duck phone and Italian flags included.

Filming is slated to start in May. Rumors that Jersey Shore might set up shop in Miami intensified after producers asked to film at the city's hot Mynt Lounge.

Presumably, permission was granted. Who wouldn't want Snooki, The Situation, DJ Pauly D, Vinny, Ronnie, Sammi, J-Woww and Angelina at their nightclub?

THG NOTE: Every other patron at said nightclub.

Jersey Shore Trio

PORTABLE GUIDOS: The Situation, Snooki & Co. are Miami-bound.

Reports have surfaced in recent weeks that the network was deciding between Miami and nine other warm cities. Looks as if the choice has now been made.

As the Miami Herald put it, "lucky us."

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No offense, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, but taking your reality show to the Sunshine State accomplished little other than a brief run-in with a THG editor.

Well, that and Kourtney getting knocked up by Scott Disick.

In any case, there's a Category 3 fist pump warning in South Florida as of this morning, as MTV is scouting beaches in Miami for a perfect spot for Season 2.

The producers of Jersey Shore recently contacted Miami's Mynt Lounge, asking for clearance to shoot inside the club in March-April. Sprinnggg Breaaaaak!!!

Snooki, Vinny and Mike

Are Vinny, Snooki, The Situation and cohorts Miami-bound?

Reports suggest that 495 Productions is "currently researching Miami Beach as a possible location" for Season 2, which the full Jersey Shore cast is on board for.

However, they "won't be able to shoot the show on Miami Beach unless we're able to shoot in the hottest clubs." Nothing but class for Snooki, Pauly D & Co.

While Miami would be an obvious and worthy choice, Jersey Shore has not committed to one city yet and is still scouting nine other cities here and abroad.

The Situation should be bringing home a broad a night regardless of where he and his fellow guidos end up. Sorry, but you had to know that was coming.

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Now that they've all been re-signed for a second season, the cast of Jersey Shore will be fist-pumping its way to greener, fake-tanned pastures. Or something.

The only different aspect of the hit show for the new season is ... the location. That's right. The cast is officially back, but won't be back in Seaside Heights.

It's unclear whether this is because that town somehow barred them, or whether the network simply wants to bring the merry band of guidos back sooner.

Perhaps MTV can put a new season together faster without waiting for summer in the Garden State. Or they just want to inflict pain on other cities/countries.

Pauly Gets a Mouthful

NOTHIN' BUT CLASS: Coming to a lucky city or nation to be named later!

Whatever the reason, the network has scouted 10 cities in the U.S. for the location of the upcoming Season Two, and have also expanded their search abroad.

Get ready for more than your fill of Snooki nude, Earth.

Producers have contacted Pauly D, J-Woww and the gang to make sure everyone has a valid passport. Downright frightening for every other nation on Earth.

What city or country should MTV torture with The Situation quotes, Ronnie beating the crap out of strangers and many glimpses down J-Woww's yellow top?

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Angelina Pivarnick, a.k.a. the girl who bailed on the Jersey Shore house early in the show's first season, is coming back to Jersey Shore for its second season.

The bartender who "does great things" (one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes) and couldn't take working in the lowly t-shirt store will be there and it is on.

Especially if your name is J-Woww.

Pivarnick, the self-proclaimed "Kim Kardashian of Staten Island" (whatever the hell that implies) says J-Woww (a.k.a. Jenni Farley) better watch her back!

  • Jersey Shore's Angelina
  • J-Woww Pic

Who would you rather ... not get in a fist fight with?

Angelina's comments came in response to J-Woww dissing her last week. "I don't wanna fight with people in the house, but if I have to, I have to," she says.

Over the weekend at Glo on Long Island, the possible future Playboy model says she hopes Angelina "stays the hell away" from Jersey Shore next season.

The Situation, Snooki and Co. have not commented, but ladies, take off the hair extensions, 'cause it looks like these two guidettes are gonna throw DOWN.

J-Woww is the early favorite with 3:2 odds.

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Get ready for a second season packed with house music, fist-pumping, trash bags, fighting with strangers on the boardwalk, and hilarious Jersey Shore quotes.

MTV's only newest hit show is coming back for Season 2!

The network, which had been engaged in some heated negotiations with the Jersey Shore cast, will run it back this summer with all the original stars on hand.

We can't wait for a new dose of DJ Pauly D, The Situation, Snooki, J-WOWW, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny, although it looks like they'll be in a different setting.

That's right, Seaside Heights lucked out. The gang will “escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination,” MTV said in a Friday statement.

Warm weather locales, consider yourself forewarned.

The Cast of Jersey Shore

FIST-PUMP! All seven of these guidos and guidettes will be back on MTV.

MTV continued: “Our audience fell in love with Jersey Shore and its amazing cast who have really grown together as a family. That bond gives the show its heart."

"We’re thrilled to reunite these friends to bring fans what they love - laughs, love, drama and of course, GTL,” the network's president said in the announcement.

That would be gym, tanning and laundry - the daily routine of The Situation.

In case you didn't get your fix throughout December/January, MTV will broadcast the Jersey Bowl, a February 7 marathon of Season 1, on Super Bowl Sunday.

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Two members of the Jersey Shore cast have agreed to MTV's offer of $10,000 an episode for Season Two, but the others are still holding out for more.

After the network made clear it would proceed with the show regardless, Ronnie Magro and Jenni Farley (J-WOWW) have accepted the $10,000/episode deal.

The network is drawing a hard line at the close of business Friday, at which point the rest of the Jersey Shore cast must either accept or be replaced.

MTV originally set a deadline of Monday evening, but negotiations continued and their offer doubled (it was originally just $5,000 per episode each).

Da Jersey Shore Cast

Would Jersey Shore be just as good with new guidos?

An MTV publicist said that come what may, the outcome of the negotiations should be known this coming Monday at the latest and possibly by later today.

Scott Talarico, agent for Nicole Polizzi (Snooki), said he can’t put a date or a number on the end of negotiations but is confident things will be worked out.

“I am confident there will be a second season I am just not sure of the end date of the negotiations,” he said of Snooki, The Situation, DJ Pauly D & Co.

Bottom line? Expect the gang to fold ... which is good news for us. If The Sitch isn't back in the house, we don't know what we're gonna do next season.

So expect Jwoww, The Situation and Snooki back on MTV despite the network letting it be known that an all new cast could be assembled quickly.