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The Jersey Shore cast needs to hit the beach or something. They're looking kind of aimless in these photos from a recent day out and about in Miami.

Seriously, they look bored. It must not be the same in South Beach without the sights and sounds of Karma and Ronnie pummeling boardwalk idiots.

This awesome photo of Snooki and J-Woww got us thinking, though: Which one of the Jersey Shore cast members would you rather ... you know?

One is a HGH-riddled behemoth with enormous fake boobs. The other may or may not be auditioning for Little People, Big World later this year.

Both fake tan and wear ridiculous outfits. So who's it gonna be?!

J-Woww and Snooki Picture

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi or Jenni "J-Woww" Farley: Who'd you rather ...

 

Click to enlarge more pics of the cast (including Angelina Pivarnick, the self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, and Ronnie Magro) in Miami this week ...

  • Ron Magro
  • Snookie Pic
  • Snooki and J-Woww Photo
  • Big and Small
  • Angelina and Snooki
  • The Kim K. of Staten Island

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Yesterday, the ladies of Jersey Shore classed up Harper's Bazaar.

The men cannot say the same in their Interview Magazine shoot.

Famed celebrity photo taker Terry Richardson was enlisted to capture the essence of tanned, toned cast in images that will captivate fans for generations.

Here's the famed DJ Pauly D putting the G in GTL ...

Pauly D Pumps You Up

They did a nice job airbrushing out the needle marks.

Pauly D, a.k.a. Paul DelVecchio is also seen showing off his Italian pride, tattoos, and vintage Versace underwear. Repulsed or turned on? You tell us!

Other photos feature The Situation doing what he does second best after creepin' on skanks - tanning. Finally, the four guys tag team a serious sub.

Click to enlarge photos of America's favorite guidos ...

  • The Situation and Mike Sorrentino
  • Blow Dry
  • Mike Nerds Out
  • Serious Length
  • Pauly D Tattoos
  • The Situation Underwear Photo
  • Hair Dryin'
  • Pauly D Snackin'

[Photos: Interview Magazine]

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"I'd do it every year if I could." J-Woww on breast implants, to Harper's Bazaar.

Quotes like that give you some idea of what the fashion mag was up against when it sought to turn Jersey Shore cast members into elegant, classy ladies.

If you never saw show, however, you might be fooled. Jenni (J-Woww) Farley, Sammi Giancola (Sweetheart) and Nicole Polizzi (Snooki) clean up nice ...

The Jersey Shore Girls

FISH OUT OF WATER: The girls attempt to look refined.

In the magazine, Snooki, J-Woww and Sammi get etiquette lessons from New York City socialite Tinsley Mortimer for reasons unknown. Will they take?

"I know a couple things about manners," Snooki declares. "I just don't use them."

There you have it. You can take the princess out of Poughkeepsie, but you can't make the princess any less trashy or have her put on underwear.

Click to enlarge more J-Woww, Sammi and Snooki pictures ...

  • Jersey Shore Charm School
  • Jenni, J-Woww
  • Sammi Giancola Pic
  • Elegant Snooki
  • Classy Jersey Babes

[Photos: Harper's Bazaar]

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The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore has brought its GTL, bed-hopping, first-pumping antics to Miami's South Beach for Season 2, but that's just the beginning.

Lest you thought Seaside Heights, N.J., was a thing of the past, the gang will be returning to the Garden State - in the very same house - don't you worry.

They just got a jump on Season 2 in Miami because of the weather.

"Once the boardwalk heats back up, the series will return to the Jersey Shore to complete the season," MTV said, noting that the season starts July 29.

The Cast of Jersey Shore

All the lovable guidos and guidettes will beat up the beat again: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Sammi Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino.

Also returning? Angelina Pivarnick, a.k.a. the random girl who bailed after like one episode, and a.k.a. Kim Kardashian of Staten Island (self-proclaimed).

The network is also exploring adding new cast members to the second season or more likely the third season of the surprise reality hit. Filming dates in Seaside are July 1-September 19, so it looks like a third season is in the works.

"It's like a big family reunion," said Tony DiSanto, MTV's president of programming. "We couldn't be more excited that the whole group is together in Miami and that they'll be going back to Jersey when the sun heats up."

Also heating up? Tempers. MTV worries that more peeps will pick fights with Snooki, Ronnie and company just to get on TV (the stars will likely oblige).

The network has requested additional police presence for the cast. According to the Seaside Heights P.D., MTV wants 8-10 off-duty officers - their tab.

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There's no mistaking the male Jersey Shore cast members, sporting matching black tank tops and officially putting the G in GTL in their new Miami digs this week.

Being filmed going to the gym during the day and getting bombed at night, whilst bringing home whatever trash bags they please. Talk about living the dream.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Vinny Guadagnino, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, and Paul "Pauly D" Delvecchio worked out during filming for the show's second season.

Here's the gang strutting its 'roided-up stuff:

ALL SMILES: What's not to love about this lifestyle?

Their GTL dream may be fulfilled every morning, but one other change this season beyond the fact that Jersey Shore no longer takes place on the Jersey Shore:

No grenades.

That's right, only hot chicks will be allowed at the Jersey Shore house in South Beach. Good luck policing that when it's 4:10 a.m. and The Situation's creepin'.

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Having just arrived in Miami for Season 2, the cast of Jersey Shore wasted little time before hitting up South Beach for their first night of partying this week.

J-Woww, Snooki, The Situation et al partied at a bar on Ocean Drive. They then headed to B.E.D., a trendy restaurant/club where patrons eat on large beds.

Perfect for The Situation, as that's where he's looking to end up at all times with whatever chick comes his way. Attractiveness is preferred, not required.

B.E.D. has been a mainstay of the South Beach scene for years and regularly attracts visiting celebrities ... or even the Jersey Shore cast for that matter.

The crew gets their stroll on before a night of partying.

The MTV band of self-proclaimed guidos arrived this week and moved into their new space on the south end of South Beach, just one block off the ocean.

The Situation has already been flashing his abs around town and everyone has already started their infamous tanning ... gym and laundry too of course.

J-Woww and The Situation hosted a party at South Beach’s Mansion nightclub last year and drew a huge crowd. Nothing like they'll be seeing this spring.

No word yet on whether they'll be getting any new roommates.

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Never satisfied with the glorious status quo, the producers of MTV's Jersey Shore are looking to clone Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww and Co.

We're not talking spinoff style, either. Execs are thinking about bringing new faces into the fold and giving our favorite Garden State gang roommates!

It's unclear whether new peeps would be cast during Season 2, which is about to get underway, or for the already-planned third season of the show.

In any case, they clearly know what they're looking for. "Killer shades, awesome hair, bandanas and bling mean only one thing," the casting call reads.

"If you're a tanned, toned fist pumper who loves the shore, we want to hear from you! Do you dominate the gym, the dance floor and the bedroom? Prove it!"

Words fail us.

Da Jersey Shore Gang

MEAT THE CAST: MTV seeks new additions to its illustrious crew.

MTV wants nothing but "the proudest, loudest and wildest to carry on the legacy." That's right, they used the word legacy. And a prestigious one it is.

The casting folks also ask if you have a nickname or significant other (if so, hand over their name and phone number) and request that you give a breakdown of your day "from the moment you wake up to the moment you hit the sack."

The Situation could answer that in three letters: GTL.

You must be at least 21 and appear to be younger than 30. So be sure you get the necessary plastic surgery if need be. Oh, and "No haters allowed."

Not sure why they're concerned about that last part. If any haters be creepin' up on the boardwalk late nite, Ronnie will just knock them out anyway.

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It's official. The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore has touched down in Miami.

Our condolences, Miami. For everyone else, let the fist pumping begin!

Here's a shot of the poignant reunion between Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Ronnie "Homophobic Roid Rage" Magro after touching down in the city ...

Poignant Reunion

GOOD TO BE BACK: It's been so long since the GTL days ...

The pair joined the rest of their castmates as they prepare to shoot the second season of Jersey Shore, which is now kind of a misnomer, as they're not even there.

Oh well. The Jersey Shore quotes should be just as good. Click to enlarge more photos of the gang arriving and getting ready to take South Beach by storm ...

  • Wow, J-Woww
  • Sombrero Style
  • Snooks is Back
  • Situation on the Scene
  • Ron Ron in Da House

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Jersey Shore only aired 10 episodes this winter, but that was enough to lure in millions of fans, make celebrities of the cast and introduce plenty of new vocabulary words, slang terminology and acronyms into the pop culture lexicon.

Case in point: The lovely Katy Perry was seen headed from the gym to Fred Segal's in W. Hollywood over the weekend wearing a shirt proclaiming simply GTL.

GTL, for those unfamiliar with Jersey Shore quotes, stands for Gym, Tan, Laundry. As in the daily routine of some of the Garden State guidos we grew to love.

While Vinny Guadagnino said that he prefers BPB (basketball, pool, beach), he was sadly outnumbered among the male cast members, and the term stuck.

Here's Katy giving props to DJ Pauly D and The Situation:

GTL

GTL: Katy Perry knocked off the first part, but somehow we don't imagine she went tanning after this photo was taken. Laundry? Maybe. Stay tuned for more updates.

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MTV is taking Jersey Shore abroad, hoping that international viewers will tune in to see The Situation chase broads and be as captivated as we are.

The network is promoting the shore lifestyle - at least the lifestyle on the show, which stoked local anger - in a new ads called “Get Jersey Shored.”

MTV executives say they believe that despite Jersey Shore quotes not making sense elsewhere, the "Jersey Shore narrative" is universally appealing.

One of the overseas print ads for the show sums it up: “Muscles + gel + tanning bed = sex.” They left out laundry, right Pauly D? Still, point taken.

Jersey Shore Goes Abroad

Is the rest of the planet ready for Jersey Shore?

With the campaign, MTV is testing whether Jersey Shore truly has global appeal. If it does, there’s obviously a tremendous amount of money to be made there.

Jersey Shore premiered in the U.S. last December, and “seems likely to be a consensus choice for most appalling show of 2009,” The New York Times wrote.

Now the show will make its debut on MTV’s international channels. The network will also sell the show to third-party syndicators beginning next month.

Season Two is coming to an unnamed city that's likely Miami soon.

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