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If you thought his attempt at rap was difficult to stomach, sources on the set of Jersey Shore say The Situation's diva-like antics are making him a pain to deal with.

The Sitch (Mike Sorrentino) has become an egomaniac convinced he knows more about making a hit show than the producers or MTV - and he's calling the shots.

As one source summed up the matter of the Staten Island gym manager, "It's gotten ridiculous. If we tell [Mike] not to cross the street, he will. He just defies us."

Moreover, the producers are trying to keep the cast real, despite the guys and girls being quasi-celebrities at this point, and that task is hardest with The Situation.

Angelina and The Situation

Jersey Shore's The Situation with Angelina (the random girl who left).

They don't want the Jersey Shore cast members making deals on the phone, bragging to others about their fame or their wallet, etc. - and he's out of control.

As a result, a lot of what's shot is unusable, because it doesn't even resemble a reality show - and that's not even what's getting to the MTV producers most.

Once a week, the cast is given time to deal with personal business deals off camera. Mike is on the phone all the time, 'cause he thinks peeps wanna see this.

You could say it's become a bit of a frustrating ... Situation.

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Sammi Giancola, a.k.a. Sweetheart, said in one of the earliest Jersey Shore quotes that she is the sweetest b!tch you will ever meet. We beg to differ.

Popping some chick twice in the face at a Miami nightclub doesn't exactly seem like a "Sweetheart" move to us, but maybe it was done out of love?

The incident supposedly happened last month, and according to law enforcement officials, Sammi is in the clear - but only because she left town just in time.

The Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office says the case of Giancola's flying fists of alcohol-fueled fury is closed because, well, there's no one to arrest.

Sammi 'Sweetheart'

NO SWEETHEART: Sammi is at the center of the latest Jersey Shore fight.

"As a matter of policy, we do not file charges involving misdemeanor crimes when the accused is beyond [our] jurisdiction," an office spokesman said.

However, if Giancola ever shows her face in Miami again? According to the State Attorney, "This case could be revisited if and when the accused returns."

Scratch Miami off the list of cities in consideration for Season 3 then.

Last season, Sammi's hothead BF Ronnie Magro became notorious for fights on the show. Seriously, the dude would throw down at a moment's notice.

A couple of absolute tools continue to seek some form of justice.

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We were just thinking that The Situation from Jersey Shore needed to embark on a rap career and release a song called "The Situation" when lo and behold!

The hot track hits iTunes next week. The Sitch knows a thing or two about wife-beaters, but his beats? Would you call them ill - or will they simply make you ill?

A collaboration with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class, The Disco Fries, the song may be one of the worst attempts at music in history even after all the sound effects.

But who are we to judge? Take a listen and vote for yourself:

What do you think of The Situation's attempt at rap?

 

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The Situation says his perfect girl could be “anyone.” When it comes to selecting a future wife (or trash bag for a typical Friday), he's an equal-opportunity guy.

DJ Pauly D (Paul Delvecchio) is little more selective than his buddy, however.

“She’s gotta take care of herself,” Delvecchio said Sunday before deejaying at Las Vegas’s Palms Casino Resort. “She’s gotta be, like, drop-dead gorgeous."

Well, yeah. But does recent, likely hookup Paris Hilton match that description?

"She’s gotta stand out in a crowd. She’s gotta take care of herself like I do.”

DJ Pauly D Photo

DJ Pauly D takes care of himself. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

By "take care of herself," Pauly D presumably means provide for herself, but his perfect woman would adhere to the same GTL motto (gym, tan, laundry) as he does.

“A confident girl for Pauly D is what I need,” he says. “She’s gotta be beautiful.”

We're sensing some consistent themes here on Pauly D's list of criteria.

The second season of Jersey Shore began in Miami this spring. Pauly, Ronnie and The Situation shirtless are now back in the Garden State. The premiere is July 29.

What can viewers expect? “So much more everything,” Delvecchio says.

“More drama, fights, hookups, more everything. It was insane. I had the time of my life. I love Miami. We just killed it out there. You gotta be outside. The pool parties. The beach. The music. Nice tan. Good-looking people. That’s the ideal summer.”

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Lots of girls want to get with The Situation.

Why that is, we can't exactly say. But it's true. This one, however, wants to get with him ... and Ronnie, and Snooki, and Sammi, etc. No, not in that kind of way.

Margaret Skourlis, the current Miss New Jersey USA, wants to become a new roommate for Season 3 of Jersey Shore, for which producers are auditioning peeps.

She auditioned for the show last week, despite being Greek-American, not Italian (huge faux pas) and says she can handle The Situation shirtless. Easily, too.

Why? She's survived beauty pageants. You think a half dozen hotheads intimidate her? "We're not as evil to each other but we're just as snippy in other ways."

Margaret's best selling point? She says pageants and Jersey Shore both "excenturate things." No idea what that means, but she needs to be cast on JS ... now.

Margaret Skourlis

Um, yeah. J-Woww and Snook would eat Mags alive.

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The Situation from Jersey Shore needs to keep his shirt on, lest local police be forced to break up riots on the boardwalk. Talk about guns that need registration!

Seriously, though. The Sitch (real name Mike Sorrentino) was ordered to cover up last weekend after cops were concerned that his skin flashing could spark fights.

Police legitimately fear that The Situation shirtless may cause a large crowd to get violent. Not a bad bet, but imagine if this were Ronnie Magro after 8-10 drinks.

It all went down at the Aztec Ocean Resort in Seaside Heights, N.J., where the gang is back after a stint in Miami, and 3,000 people had gathered on the streets.

The occasion: Watching The Situation dance on a hotel balcony.

The Situation Underwear Photo

You can see how this right here could cause pandemonium.

According to the Seaside Heights Chief of Police, peeps were being and shoved in the crowd so hard that the Chief personally asked the Jersey Shore star to cover up and possibly tone it down before the crowd got completely out of control.

The Chief said later that The Situation totally understood and even put his shirt back on, but if you think this is the last you've seen of him shirtless, think again!

We hope this was caught on video. The Jersey Shore quotes would be priceless. We're also glad it wasn't Snooki dancing on a balcony. No one needs to see that.

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The fist-pumping Jersey Shore cast members are under fire again for putting said fists where they don't belong. Two South Florida attorneys are filing assault charges - not against one of the dudes, but against Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola.

No wonder MTV is replacing the cast.

The 22-year-old star reportedly got into a fight while at Club Dream on South Beach on May 8. Kristin DeMinco was the woman on the receiving end.

DeMinco's attorneys say she was assaulted and punched twice in the face by Giancola while in the club. "She saw me talking to him," Deminco said.

"Asked why I was talking to her boyfriend. She was jealous I guess that I was talking to him. I was like, you can calm down ... we are just talking."

Sammi Giancola Pic

She cleans up nice, but Sammi's got a temper!

Look, you don't want to even be accused of hitting on Ronnie Magro.

"I wasn't trying to hit on him," she maintains. "She exchanged bad words at me. I exchanged some bad words back. She hit me twice in the face."

Then the Guidos/ettes who gained reality TV fame in Seaside Heights, N.J., supposedly took part in another fight, getting 'em kicked out of the club.

They lawsuit is the latest in what has become a trend of Jersey Shore cast members getting into physical altercations for increased television ratings.

Just last week, a New Jersey judge agreed to hear a lawsuit claiming Jersey Shore producers encouraged cast members to provoke fights for publicity.

Detestable and possibly criminal? Sure. But entertaining stuff. Season Two premieres July 29! Let the fights and Jersey Shore quotes commence!

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Fist pump with Ronnie, Vinny, Pauly D and The Situation while you can.

With Season 2 just months away, Jersey Shore's casting director recently admitted to Blackbook magazine that the entire cast will be replaced for the third season.

Snooki, J-Woww, Sammi and the guys demanded a big pay raise after the first season became MTV's biggest series. They got it ... but apparently for one year only.

Now a new cast of meathead characters will be ushered in come 2011.

Snook and The Sitch

Jersey Shore Season 2 will be Snooki's swan song.

One cast member who won't be too bummed to be off the show: J-Woww (Jenni Farley), who "cried her eyes out" when she found out the series had been renewed.

"She doesn't want to be on the show anymore," a source dished to Us Weekly. The problem? Her fellow castmates. "She isn't friends with them," an insider says.

Well, except one. "She and Snooki are really close." That's nice at least. As for the rest of them, they'll be partying ways for good this year. Does anyone care?

Would you watch Jersey Shore with a new cast?

 

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A New Jersey judge agreed to hear a lawsuit claiming producers of Jersey Shore engaged in a "criminal enterprise" by profiting from fights featuring the stars.

By airing fights the Jersey Shore cast engaged in and deliberately provoked, attorney Eugene LaVergne of Long Branch argues that the show violated the law.

It seeks unspecified damages on behalf of three clients, who weren't responsible whatsoever for their own actions, involved in drunk fights with Ronnie Magro.

On Friday, Superior Court Judge Joseph L. Foster denied a motion to dismiss the claim that the defendants' conduct violated New Jersey's racketeering statute.

Ronnie probably thinks a statute is what Lady Liberty is.

Ronnie (Jersey Shore)

JUICED UP: Ronnie will crack some skulls when messed with on the boardwalk. Sure, he's easily provoked, but morons looking to be on TV should be on notice too.

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You never can tell when Spencer Pratt will redefine the standards of shamelessness - and right now he is dead set on capitalizing on the Jersey Shore craze.

Not sure what it says about The Hills that he's focusing all his efforts on another show on the same network, but this is Spencer Pratt. Nothing is a surprise.

He and Snooki's ex-boyfriend are looking to trademark on a Guido-themed energy drink ... seriously. We kid not. Sounds like the best/worst product ever.

Pratt and Emilio Masella acquired trademark rights on the name "Guid-o-Juice" - for drink products from energy-fueled concoctions to herbal remedies.

He says the venture is "what's soon to be the most popular Guido energy drink in the world." Sure thing, man. Look for a plug on Fist Pumping for Love.

A Spencer Pic

KING OF THE SELLOUTS: Yep, Spencer Pratt will do just about anything for money and/or attention. So lame, yet he does it so unabashedly and hilariously.

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