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If you've seen him on TV, you know he's not exactly dying to be exclusive with anyone. But that doesn't mean Mike Sorrentino isn’t looking around for love.

But what exactly is The Situation looking for?

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“I’m a Cancer and I’m Italian,” he said at the launch of NoX Edge, the workout steroid supplement. “I like to take care of people and do nice things. It doesn’t matter if her hair is blonde or brown, but she must be giving and generous, like myself.”

“Looks are big,” Mike concedes, while evaluating any romantic options.

Maybe for long-term prospects, anyway. Dude hooked up with Snooki.

Can you resist a piece of this? Think about it, this display was during a red carpet appearance ... it's as clothed as you'll ever see him. Talk about a Situation!

Sorrentino notes that the ideal woman goes deeper than the surface elements of romance, although she does have to work well with him and his lifestyle.

“I’m the type of person that’s open, whatever happens, happens,” The Situation says. “Ultimately, she’s just got to work well with the way I live my life."

"I need a girl who knows a relationship is 50-50.”

But he cautions that if certain boundaries are overstepped, he's outta here: “If she’s bossy, controlling or high maintenance, those are dealbreakers for me.”

Jersey Shore premieres July 29. Check out the Season 2 trailer!

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The Situation. J-Woww. Ronnie. Pauly D. Snooki. Sammi. Vinny. That random chick who bailed in the first episode last season but apparently is back now.

The Jersey Shore cast, in all its fake-tanned, steroid-bound glory, returns in its entirety for an all-new season of debauchery on MTV beginning July 29.

A good thing, too - they definitely don't get enough publicity as it is.

We can only imagine what the final tallies for shots taken, police reports filed and bodies cold-cocked on the boardwalk will be in Season 2, starting in Miami.

If there's a city hot enough to handle this collection of hotheads, it's the South Florida paradise, to which the gang road trips to kick off the season.

Then it's back to the northeast once the weather warms up, much to the chagrin of the Garden State, which probably wishes it could revoke visas or something.

Without further ado, here's the Jersey Shore Season 2 trailer. Or as we like to call it, with a nod to Star Wars, Jersey Shore Episode II: Return of the Guidos ...

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Earlier this year, we told you Jersey Shore was looking for a new crop of fake-tanned faces to integrate with or flat-out replace its familiar, fake-tanned ones.

Now it looks like a four and four scenario: Four stay, four go. Then Ronnie hops in a 4x4 and raises all sorts of hell when he realizes he's just gotten a pink slip.

That's the rumor. MTV sources say this season's footage of Ronnie Magro, Sammi Giancola, Vinny Guadagnino and Angelina Pivarnick has been "underwhelming."

At least according to the network brass. As for replacing them for Season 3, one source said, "They should be very worried." No fist-pumping for you, Ron-Ron.

As for The Situation, Snooki, Pauly D and JWoww, they're reportedly sold for next season, and may be melded with a fresh group of guidos/ettes at that time.

This in spite of The Situation's diva-like antics. Guy brings in viewers!

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If you thought his attempt at rap was difficult to stomach, sources on the set of Jersey Shore say The Situation's diva-like antics are making him a pain to deal with.

The Sitch (Mike Sorrentino) has become an egomaniac convinced he knows more about making a hit show than the producers or MTV - and he's calling the shots.

As one source summed up the matter of the Staten Island gym manager, "It's gotten ridiculous. If we tell [Mike] not to cross the street, he will. He just defies us."

Moreover, the producers are trying to keep the cast real, despite the guys and girls being quasi-celebrities at this point, and that task is hardest with The Situation.

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Jersey Shore's The Situation with Angelina (the random girl who left).

They don't want the Jersey Shore cast members making deals on the phone, bragging to others about their fame or their wallet, etc. - and he's out of control.

As a result, a lot of what's shot is unusable, because it doesn't even resemble a reality show - and that's not even what's getting to the MTV producers most.

Once a week, the cast is given time to deal with personal business deals off camera. Mike is on the phone all the time, 'cause he thinks peeps wanna see this.

You could say it's become a bit of a frustrating ... Situation.

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Sammi Giancola, a.k.a. Sweetheart, said in one of the earliest Jersey Shore quotes that she is the sweetest b!tch you will ever meet. We beg to differ.

Popping some chick twice in the face at a Miami nightclub doesn't exactly seem like a "Sweetheart" move to us, but maybe it was done out of love?

The incident supposedly happened last month, and according to law enforcement officials, Sammi is in the clear - but only because she left town just in time.

The Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office says the case of Giancola's flying fists of alcohol-fueled fury is closed because, well, there's no one to arrest.

Sammi 'Sweetheart'

NO SWEETHEART: Sammi is at the center of the latest Jersey Shore fight.

"As a matter of policy, we do not file charges involving misdemeanor crimes when the accused is beyond [our] jurisdiction," an office spokesman said.

However, if Giancola ever shows her face in Miami again? According to the State Attorney, "This case could be revisited if and when the accused returns."

Scratch Miami off the list of cities in consideration for Season 3 then.

Last season, Sammi's hothead BF Ronnie Magro became notorious for fights on the show. Seriously, the dude would throw down at a moment's notice.

A couple of absolute tools continue to seek some form of justice.

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We were just thinking that The Situation from Jersey Shore needed to embark on a rap career and release a song called "The Situation" when lo and behold!

The hot track hits iTunes next week. The Sitch knows a thing or two about wife-beaters, but his beats? Would you call them ill - or will they simply make you ill?

A collaboration with Fatman Scoop, DJ Class, The Disco Fries, the song may be one of the worst attempts at music in history even after all the sound effects.

But who are we to judge? Take a listen and vote for yourself:

What do you think of The Situation's attempt at rap?

 

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The Situation says his perfect girl could be “anyone.” When it comes to selecting a future wife (or trash bag for a typical Friday), he's an equal-opportunity guy.

DJ Pauly D (Paul Delvecchio) is little more selective than his buddy, however.

“She’s gotta take care of herself,” Delvecchio said Sunday before deejaying at Las Vegas’s Palms Casino Resort. “She’s gotta be, like, drop-dead gorgeous."

Well, yeah. But does recent, likely hookup Paris Hilton match that description?

"She’s gotta stand out in a crowd. She’s gotta take care of herself like I do.”

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DJ Pauly D takes care of himself. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

By "take care of herself," Pauly D presumably means provide for herself, but his perfect woman would adhere to the same GTL motto (gym, tan, laundry) as he does.

“A confident girl for Pauly D is what I need,” he says. “She’s gotta be beautiful.”

We're sensing some consistent themes here on Pauly D's list of criteria.

The second season of Jersey Shore began in Miami this spring. Pauly, Ronnie and The Situation shirtless are now back in the Garden State. The premiere is July 29.

What can viewers expect? “So much more everything,” Delvecchio says.

“More drama, fights, hookups, more everything. It was insane. I had the time of my life. I love Miami. We just killed it out there. You gotta be outside. The pool parties. The beach. The music. Nice tan. Good-looking people. That’s the ideal summer.”

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Lots of girls want to get with The Situation.

Why that is, we can't exactly say. But it's true. This one, however, wants to get with him ... and Ronnie, and Snooki, and Sammi, etc. No, not in that kind of way.

Margaret Skourlis, the current Miss New Jersey USA, wants to become a new roommate for Season 3 of Jersey Shore, for which producers are auditioning peeps.

She auditioned for the show last week, despite being Greek-American, not Italian (huge faux pas) and says she can handle The Situation shirtless. Easily, too.

Why? She's survived beauty pageants. You think a half dozen hotheads intimidate her? "We're not as evil to each other but we're just as snippy in other ways."

Margaret's best selling point? She says pageants and Jersey Shore both "excenturate things." No idea what that means, but she needs to be cast on JS ... now.

Margaret Skourlis

Um, yeah. J-Woww and Snook would eat Mags alive.

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The Situation from Jersey Shore needs to keep his shirt on, lest local police be forced to break up riots on the boardwalk. Talk about guns that need registration!

Seriously, though. The Sitch (real name Mike Sorrentino) was ordered to cover up last weekend after cops were concerned that his skin flashing could spark fights.

Police legitimately fear that The Situation shirtless may cause a large crowd to get violent. Not a bad bet, but imagine if this were Ronnie Magro after 8-10 drinks.

It all went down at the Aztec Ocean Resort in Seaside Heights, N.J., where the gang is back after a stint in Miami, and 3,000 people had gathered on the streets.

The occasion: Watching The Situation dance on a hotel balcony.

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You can see how this right here could cause pandemonium.

According to the Seaside Heights Chief of Police, peeps were being and shoved in the crowd so hard that the Chief personally asked the Jersey Shore star to cover up and possibly tone it down before the crowd got completely out of control.

The Chief said later that The Situation totally understood and even put his shirt back on, but if you think this is the last you've seen of him shirtless, think again!

We hope this was caught on video. The Jersey Shore quotes would be priceless. We're also glad it wasn't Snooki dancing on a balcony. No one needs to see that.

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The fist-pumping Jersey Shore cast members are under fire again for putting said fists where they don't belong. Two South Florida attorneys are filing assault charges - not against one of the dudes, but against Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola.

No wonder MTV is replacing the cast.

The 22-year-old star reportedly got into a fight while at Club Dream on South Beach on May 8. Kristin DeMinco was the woman on the receiving end.

DeMinco's attorneys say she was assaulted and punched twice in the face by Giancola while in the club. "She saw me talking to him," Deminco said.

"Asked why I was talking to her boyfriend. She was jealous I guess that I was talking to him. I was like, you can calm down ... we are just talking."

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She cleans up nice, but Sammi's got a temper!

Look, you don't want to even be accused of hitting on Ronnie Magro.

"I wasn't trying to hit on him," she maintains. "She exchanged bad words at me. I exchanged some bad words back. She hit me twice in the face."

Then the Guidos/ettes who gained reality TV fame in Seaside Heights, N.J., supposedly took part in another fight, getting 'em kicked out of the club.

They lawsuit is the latest in what has become a trend of Jersey Shore cast members getting into physical altercations for increased television ratings.

Just last week, a New Jersey judge agreed to hear a lawsuit claiming Jersey Shore producers encouraged cast members to provoke fights for publicity.

Detestable and possibly criminal? Sure. But entertaining stuff. Season Two premieres July 29! Let the fights and Jersey Shore quotes commence!

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