If you have deep pockets (and hopefully a lifetime supply of B12), you can now own a piece of Jersey Shore history. Snooki is selling her car on eBay.
Her Cadillac Escalade has fetched bids in excess of $77,000!
The pink-trimmed Cadillac Escalade is truly one of a kind.
The ad reads, "This 2011 Cadillac Escalade is currently owned by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. It is the actual car that she has driven in many of her TV appearances."
Call it a desperate plea for human salvation.
Just two hours before December 21, the day that marks the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar, MTV pulled the plug on Jersey Shore for good.
Last-minute peace offering to the gods?
We'll find out, won't we?! Yeah buddy. For now, let's break down the grand finale Jersey Shore in all its fist-pumping, STD-ridden, GTL'd glory ... THG style!
Like the season as a whole, it was relatively uneventful, but Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, Deena and JWoww went out in style.
A bonfire on the beach required some hard wood courtesy of Vinny, and not the kind he's used to displaying whenever Snooki is around. Plus 20.
Jersey Shore is really limping toward its December 20 finish line at this point.
Even its most loyal devotees will concede this; it's run out of ... something.
Let's break down the penultimate episode and The Situation's strip show:
The Situation's stripper name, Vito Dorado, was pretty much the highlight.
Somehow the others convince Mike to show us his moves, which he used to do for money before he became a reality star ... and wow. Just wow. Minus 50.
JWoww really takes one for the team in this case. Poor, poor thing. Plus 20.
After Thanksgiving provided us a week off (for better or worse), MTV's sun-setting hit Jersey Shore returned with the first of its final four episodes Thursday night.
A blast from the past made an appearance. That's about it.
There were plenty of interesting developments ... teased for the following episode. The baby shower, for one, barely got underway. Oh well, join us for THG's recap!
From what we did see of Snooki's surprise baby shower, it was awkward central up in there, with a standoff between Snook, Mike and Jionni looking inevitable.
Wasn't that the "storyline" about eight episodes ago? Minus 20.
This week on Jersey Shore, Paula Pickard may have dodged a bullet.
To find out exactly why, read on for THG's full recap of that Situation!
"I definitely wanna break up with Paula in a smooth and easy way because I'd like to still hit it. 'Listen girl, it's not me. It's you. Can I still hit it?'" - Mike. Minus 180.
The Situation also let us know that he wants a girl like his sister or his mother (his words). Apparently that is not Paula Pickard, hot as she may be. Minus 80.
Mike also has girl problems ... with Snooki. Much as he wants to apologize and get back to normal, she seems interested in nothing of the sort.
Jersey Shore will soon end, but its cast members are being spun off left and right.
The latest? "The Show with Vinny," a reality/talk show starring Vinny Guadagnino.
Yes, Vinny will soon join Snooki, JWoww and Pauly D with his very own show.
Interestingly, "The Show with Vinny" will take place entirely in Vinny Guadagnino's family home on Staten Island. With his family present. Yes, we're serious.
This week on Jersey Shore, Deena's parents paid a visit and Mike squirmed in the clutches of increasingly attached girlfriend Paula Pickard. How did that go down?
Read on for THG's full recap!
Deena Cortese did not leave the Jersey Shore house, despite many threats and some dramatic editing to make you second guess her intentions. Phew.
After a visit from her parents, getting scolded about her recent Meatball Day arrest and staying in for the night, she appeared to chill out for once. Plus 10.
The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore is not taking Hurricane Sandy lightly.
The gang will host a live one-hour special to raise money for the hard-hit region November 15; the show's hometown, Seaside Heights, sustained major damage.
Jersey Shore and MTV are partnering with Architecture for Humanity, a non-profit group that provides design and construction services after natural disasters.
This week, down on the Jersey Shore, the prank war kings returned, while Mike pondered his future with Paula and Deena got really, really trashed again.
Read on for THG's full recap!
Before the show, Vinny discussed Hurricane Sandy - it hit the gang's Seaside Heights, N.J., stomping grounds hard - and urged viewers to donate to the Red Cross.
Well done, Vin and MTV. Plus 100.
Back to the show. Roger Mathews and JWoww did not break up, obviously. We were well aware of this already, given that the two just got engaged. Plus 25.
We love us some Deena Nicole Cortese, but wow. Just wow.
As the final season of Jersey Shore plays out on MTV, we got to relive one of the past summer's most notable highlights from Seaside - her drunken daytime arrest.
Did the episode do justice to our heightened expectations?
Let's recap Jersey Shore, THG style, and find out!
First things first, and we pick up after last week's brawl at Bamboo, where Jenni was tossed to the ground by her crazy boyfriend (now fiance) Roger Mathews.
JWoww, who was trying to break up the right, tries to smooth things over by saying she's sure he didn't know it was her. His response? "I recognized you the entire time."
Gotta love a man who's honest at least! Plus 10.
Billy Crystal is back as Mike in the sequel to Monsters Inc., Monsters University, and met us for an exclusive chat. Crystal dishes which of his beloved Yankees Mike most resembles.
The new trailer for Kick-Ass 2 is here! Aaron Johnson and Chloe Moretz return to star in the action comedy.
The first teaser trailer for Frozen has arrived! Kristen Bell and Josh Gad lend their voices to the new 3D-animated musical.
True Blood Season 6 is upon us. Gather around the return of the TV Fanatic Round Table now.
Want to meet the cast of Sons of Anarchy? And help support a great cause? Enter this Boot Rally giveaway now!
CBS has released its premiere date schedule. Read on and prepare to set that DVR.
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