Jeremy Renner

There are multiple ways to handle rumors of homosexuality if you're an actor.

You can laugh them off and practically encourage them; aka The George Clooney Treatment.

Or you can blow your effin top that anyone brings up that effin rumor because it isn't effin true! Right, Jeremy Renner?

“I want my personal life to be personal, and it’s not f-cking true," Renner tells the latest issue of The Hollywood Reporter, regarding talk of his sexuality. "And I don’t care if you’re talking about things that are true, you’re still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in your window, take what underwear you wore last night, whose husband you were f-cking, and shove that in the megaphone throughout your neighborhood? How does that feel?”

Ummm... bad? It would probably feel very, very bad.

Renner, of course, will bring this intensity to a rebooted movie franchise this summer. He's taking over for Matt Damon in The Bourne Legacy.

We guess this is good training for his upcoming role in The Bourne Legacy...

Jeremy Renner was involved in a violent fight last night outside a bar in Phuket, Thailand, TMZ reports, one in which a participant gashed another with a rotor axe.

Local police says the melee started after a man in Renner's party, Vorasit Issara, dropped a glass on the floor. A group of workers - with whom Vorasit has been arguing - proceeded to attack Issara, Renner and their friends, with the former getting stabbed in the neck and the stomach with a knife.

All six men who initiated the attack were arrested, while the actor's rep said he left the scene as quickly as he could once the fight escalated.

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Are Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Renner an item?

Appearing at Operation Smile's annual gala Thursday at Cipriani Wall Street, rumors of an alleged hookup with Renner were not addressed by Simpson.

That doesn't mean peeps didn't attempt to pry.

Us Weekly reports that the two were spotted entering Washington D.C.'s St. Regis Hotel at 2:45 a.m. 30 seconds apart. So they're practically married.

The publication claims she and The Hurt Locker star, an Oscar nominee, have been seeing each other the sly for months, but neither has confirmed it.

Would these two make a cute couple?

When asked about Renner, the singer remained tight-lipped as a publicist quickly led her away. Before that, Jessica Simpson was reflective on her life thus far.

"I know that I'm pushing 30 and it's happening," she told Us. "It's happening, and I feel it. I think that 30 is going to be a good year for me. I think that I experienced a lot in my 20s - a lot more than a lot of people in their 20s would experience."

"I feel old in a lot of ways, and I feel naïve in ways that I can't wait to see what happens next."' As for love in her 30s? "Oh, I can find love anywhere!"

"I’m just a normal girl. I’m just like everyone else. I have a heart. I have feelings. I have emotions. I’m just like everybody else. I might happen to take pictures or walk a red carpet, but that doesn’t mean that I’m no different than you."

So profound.