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What the what, Jennifer Love Hewitt?!?

The large-breasted Ghost Whisperer star appeared on Lopez Tonight last night and offered unusual, disturbing advice to women around the world.

Simply put, the actress said she often "vagazzles" her private area, making it sparkle like a disco ball. Like host George Lopez, we pretty much have no words for this, especially as we vomit at the thought of the only man that can vouch for the accuracy of this statement:

Jamie Kennedy. Barf!

She's often known solely for her supple breasts and annoying boyfriend, but Jennifer Love Hewitt has actually anchored a show that's well into its fifth season and dominating the ratings on Friday nights.

Indeed, The Ghost Whisperer is a certified hit on CBS.

Now we know why.

In between conversing quietly with the dead, Hewitt's character shows off her aforementioned body parts. The actress isn't trying to win any Emmys, just to tease and titillate viewers, as this clip from an upcoming episode depicts:

Now, if only Gossip Girl would stop hyping lame threesomes and start putting Serena on a stripping pole, we'd get somewhere...

This must be difficult for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

On one hand, rumors that she and boyfriend Jamie Kennedy are close to a break-up have thrust her into the spotlight; on the other hand, she apparently doesn't like people claiming he cheats on her.

"It's really hurtful that people say that," she told People. "Because he is like the most awesome person... He treats me very well."

Late last month, word spread that Kennedy was cheating on JLH with his (and possibly Britney Spears') ex-girlfriend, Shannon Funk. That would be hilarious if true.

Added the Ghost Whisperer star: "We are just trying to be really happy. It makes it hard to do that when everybody is putting negative energy out there."

It must also be really hard to do that when your boyfriend is a huge dork. The geek himself said:

"I am lucky to be with her. And I love her very much."

The first part is definitely true.

This is too bad. We were hoping to have more Shannon Funk in our lives.

A few hours after sources supposedly confirmed to Perez Hilton that Jamie Kennedy was cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with Britney Spears' former assistant and rumored lesbian lover, the actor isn't just shooting down the rumor.

He's taking action!

Said an insider of the false story, and Kennedy's subsequent firing of his employee:

"Jamie's assistant, Miguel, went nuts and started making s-it up. This is a David Spade situation, where the assistant gets jealous of the star's lifestyle and snaps. Miguel snapped and started texting Love late at night and just being a freak. Then he tried to take Jamie down by making s-it up. Jamie's lucky he didn't get tazered in his sleep by this guy!"

He's also lucky he gets to see this lovely lady nude any time he wants. Damn him.

Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Lovw Hewitt have spent the summer breaking every nauseating PDA record on the books.

According to a new report by Perez Hilton, though, the abysmal actor has also spent the last few weeks getting busy with his ex-girlfriend... Shannon Funk!

This is hilarious for multiple reasons:

• It's miraculous enough that Kennedy is dating Hewitt. In case you haven't noticed, there's a slight disparity in the attractiveness of this couple.
• Funk is the former assistant of Britney Spears. In August 2007, she sold out to the tabloids, claiming a lesbian affair with the pop star and telling the world that Britney was a terrible mother.

Kennedy and Funk are either perfect for each other; or the latter is making up more rumors to get herself in the news. As you can see below, she's very good at that...

Shannon Funk and Jamie Kennedy?!? What would Britney say about her rumored ex-lover rekindling a flame with this fool?

In order to lose weight, Kim Kardashian has totally sold out, signing on as a pitchwoman for QuickTrim, a ridiculous dieting cleanse.

Conversely, Jennifer Love Hewitt has taken an obvious path to weight loss. The actress, who caught fire for a bikini photo of herself last year, admits she's insecure like everyone else.

"I'm a girl, after all! For the most part, I'm happy with my body, but there are days when I'm like, 'Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?' That's when I say to myself, 'I look this way because I'm supposed to. If we all looked the same, we'd be boring.'"

When those thoughts arise, Hewitt told Shape the steps she takes to dieting:

Eat Lunch. "Not that long ago, I went to this celebrity luncheon, and I was the only person in the room eating. The other girls looked at me like I hadn't gotten the memo, but I was hungry! All of these girls were afraid that if someone saw them eating, it would be a disaster. It makes no sense at all."

Talk to Yourself. "In the morning, before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself, like 'You have really pretty eyes.' That way I can go out into the world with that little bit of extra confidence. It's a feel-good protein shake in my back pocket in case someone messes with me that day."

Eat well... like boyfriend Jamie Kennedy! He's inspired me to improve my diet. He has a salad with every meal, plus lots of fruit, fish, and vegetables."

Exercise. "Last summer we were in Monaco. Every morning we ran for 40 minutes through the streets of Monte Carlo. It was an amazing way to see the city. Now when we travel, we try to explore the places by running."

At last night's Emmy Awards ceremony, both Olivia Wilde and Jennifer Love Hewitt posed for photographers.

Was the red carpet big enough for two such beauties? Of course. That thing is really long. It probably covers at least a mile.

But that doesn't settle the pressing question on the minds of readers everywhere: Which actress looked hotter at the event? The rising House star? Or the former Party of Fiver?

Just like Fox News, we report, you decide. Take as long as you need with the photos below and then chime in with your choice...

Which beauty looked better at the Emmys?

She's almost underrated at this point.

While men argue over the hottest actress on the planet, and bar room brawls break out over Megan Fox versus Olivia Wilde, Jennifer Love Hewitt has a message:

What about me?!?

The Ghost Whisperer star - who earned our sympathy months ago when critics bashed her body; only to lose it quickly when she went PDA crazy with Jamie Kennedy - covers the latest issue of Shape.

She poses in two different ways for the magazine, leaving little to the imagination in the first; and making men work harder to picture her naked in the second...

Which cover shot of JLH is hotter?

The nauseating publicity tour of Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt continued this week.

The relatively new couple will talk to reporters about their relationship and make out in front of the camera whenever possible. It's like Tom Cruise is their dating coach.

Hewitt and Kennedy spent the week in Hawaii, swapping spit, playing bikini basketball and milking their love for every ounce of attention they possibly can. This display of PDA is more disturbing than any storyline on The Ghost Whisperer...

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

Jennifer Love Hewitt may converse with the afterlife on The Ghost Whisperer, but it's a different, unusual creature she seems to truly crush on.

Speaking to MTV News at last week's Comic-Con festival, the actress couldn't hide her extreme affection for a certain famous vampire.

“Who’s not Team Edward?” Hewitt gushed, clearly referencing the character played by Robert Pattinson in the Twilight Saga. “There is not a girl in the world who’s not Team Edward! Have you met girls who are not Team Edward? Well, they are not girls! They’re aliens from another planet who should not be allowed to exist.”

Ouch. Come on, Jennifer. Taylor Lautner, the man in charge of Team Jacob, isn't that bad, is he?

Heck, in our latest poll results, asking readers if they'd rather sleep with Robert or Taylor, the latter has an impressive 49% of the vote!

But it's safe to say that Hewitt would prefer to wake up next to Pattinson in the morning.

“I’d pass out [if I met him]. I can’t talk about it, ‘cause I’d pass out,” she told MTV News. “It’s because he’s Edward. Listen, Edward can fly you through the forest. He’s like Aladdin with vampire teeth — there’s magic-carpet rides. He can sing. He can watch you sleep. He plays music. He sniffs your neck. I mean, please!”

The actress is also happy to let producers of the Twilight franchise know that she's available, at any time, for any role.

“I want a part so bad. Any part’s fine," she said. "I will be the vampire who carries Robert Pattinson’s luggage in the airport, that is the part that I will play if they need it. [My dork of a boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy] wants to play a werewolf, so we’re both putting it out there."

What do you think, fans? Is there a role you wanna see Jennifer Love Hewitt take on in Eclipse or Breaking Dawn?