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Jennifer Love Hewitt is a mediocre actress with large breasts and many ex-boyfriends.

Naturally, this makes her an expert on love and dating, as The Ghost Whisperer star will be penning an advice book called "The Day I Shot Cupid."

Of the project, she says:

“Throughout my career, there has always been so much written about my love life. Some true, but mostly made up. I thought it was time to share the real story of what I’ve learned navigating the dating waters. Hopefully, in addition to having a good laugh, women reading this will learn from some of my hard lessons.”

Those hard lessons, which every woman out there can relate to, involve dumping Carson Daly via a radio show and having John Mayer write a song about her "wonderland" of a body. Tough times, indeed.

Our staff has actually gotten our hands on an early copy of Hewitt's book. Various chapters are titled:

• Can't Hardly Wait to Find Love, Make Money Off Morons That Would Buy This
• Will You Join My Party of Two Giant Boobs?
• The Dirty Words Whisperer
• I'm Dating a Major Dork and You Can, Too!

Maxim has released its "2009 Hot 100," the magazine's definitive list of the world’s most beautiful women, and topping the list is ... actress Olivia Wilde.

Without giving away House spoilers, we'll just say the 25-year-old puts the McDoctors of Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice to shame with her sexiness.

"When it comes to TV docs, there's only one who makes our body temperatures rise," the venerable men's publication extolls. We were drooling over the NYC native long before she was injected into Fox's hit medical drama."

Certainly hard to argue with that. Here's this year's winner ...

WILDE CARD: Olivia Wilde bested Megan Fox to win the coveted honor of Maxim's hottest female of 2009. No small feat, as this is Megan Fox's reason for being.

Here's the full top 10 on this year's Maxim Hot List ...

1. Olivia Wilde
2. Megan Fox
3. Bar Refaeli
4. Malin Akerman
5. Mila Kunis
6. Eliza Dushku
7. Adriana Lima
8. Rihanna
9. Jordana Brewster
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Click to enlarge pictures of honorees 2-10 below, along with Marisa Miller, who was outrageously listed at #18. We realize people have different opinions on things, but come on Maxim. Have you seen any Marisa Miller pictures before?!

It would be one thing if Jennifer Love Hewitt was simply dating dorky actor Jamie Kennedy.

But must these two gush over their relationship every time they see a camera?!? They're starting to make Tom Cruise's couch-jumping appearance on Oprah look calm by comparison.

The latest nauseating lovefest/interview took place at this week's LG Rumor2 party. Kennedy told E! News about playing games with Hewitt's mother.

“I go over to her mom’s house to play charades,” the annoying actor said. “I’m dead serious. It’s really true.”

Kennedy added that Jennifer’s brother, Todd, gave his blessing to the relationship, as life is apparently going so well for these co-stars that they've been spending a lot of time with each other's families.

What about starting their own family someday? Kennedy wouldn't get specific (which was shocking; we figured he'd explain just how he'd take Jennifer Love Hewitt nude and knock her up), but he did praise his girlfriend's maternal instincts.

"I just think she’d be an amazing mom,” the actor said, as he held Hewitt’s hand. “She’s an amazing person.”

Seriously, Jamie, calm down. We've seen The Ghost Whisperer. It isn't that good.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has opened up about her break-up with with former fiance Ross McCall.

"Breakups are awful. They're really painful," the gorgeous actress said. "They really hurt. They really suck on lots of levels, but what I think is great about life is that the universe always brings you something really beautiful and great afterward - and that's kind of where I am now."

Hewitt is referring to her vomitous relationship with Jamie Kennedy.

In other news related to the hot ghost whisperer, JLH and Rumer Willis have been spotted, on separate occasions over the last few weeks, wearing the same Camilla and Marc dress.

Who looks better in it?

Damn you, Jamie Kennedy.

We already hated the lame actor for dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. Then, we got a glimpse of The Ghost Whisperer star in her latest photo shoot in Maxim.

Now, Kennedy might wanna sleep with one eye open. (Heck, we'd sleep with both eyes open if Hewitt was lying next to us.)

JLH is featured in this men's magazine for the third time. And while none of the photos below rival one Maxim took of the star a few years ago - arguably the hottest picture ever taken of a human being- the publication has done a fine job once again.

Click on these Jennifer Love Hewitt photos to see what we mean...

Someone please send Jennifer Love Hewitt a copy of Malibu's Most Wanted.

We've gotta put an end to her relationship with Jamie Kennedy.

At the New York City premiere of Finding Bliss, the dorky actor was asked about his new, gorgeous girlfriend.

"We've known each other for a very long time and there's just something there. We've always had this mutual admiration society," said Kennedy. "She is the most generous and thoughtful person you'll ever meet. She's amazingly talented and people don't realize that she's incredibly funny, too. She's a great person to be with."

Smile while you can, Jamie Kennedy. Your days of seeing Jennifer Love Hewitt nude are numbered!

Hewitt added that she and Kennedy have a lot in common. Such as the same taste in men.

"We do everything the same. We're very compatible in that way... He has a total man crush on [Keith Urban]! We were [at the Academy of Country Music Awards]  and he's like, 'that guy's kind of hot,' and I'm like 'I know.'"

Speaking of hot, click on the following photos of JLH at the aforementioned film premiere...

[Photos: Splash News]

Whether or not Jennifer Love Hewitt looked better than Julianne Hough at last night's Academy of Country Music Awards is a matter of opinion.

But, as was confirmed at the ceremony last night, the actress' relationship with Jamie Kennedy is a matter of fact.

The pair stepped out as a couple for the first time at the event, as Kennedy admitted he had assistance from his girlfriend when it came to his choice of a white suit.

"She teaches me a lot," the actor said. "She's teaching me to be a sharp dresser."

Hewitt, who presented at the awards show, added that the pair is as content as ever.

"Life is good," she said, clearly ignoring all the men she's made miserable by dating a loser such as Kennedy.

One is actually a country singer, who won the award for Best New Artist at last night's Academy of Country Music Awards.

The other is a gorgeous actress that apparently had a few free hours last night and chose to attend the ceremony.

Now, Julianne Hough finds herself pitted against Jennifer Love Hewitt in one of the better looking Fashion Face-Offs you'll ever see. Study the photos below and chime in with your opinion...

Who looked better at the Country Music Awards?

Ghost Whisperer spoiler alert: Jennifer Love Hewitt is knocked up!

NOTE: She's not really pregnant, nor is this really a spoiler, because if you watch the show, you probably knew Melinda was expecting already. Oh well.

Still, we found these Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures from the set of Ghost Whisperer in Pasadena with a fake pregnant stomach and thought we'd share:

We can't help but be a little jealous of whomever created Jennifer's fake baby on the show. We're holding out hope that in real life, she'll carry ours one day.

Not fans of Jamie Kennedy right now, that's all we're saying. Anyway, click to enlarge more photos of the gorgeous actress on the Ghost Whisperer set ...

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

It pains us to write this, but Jamie Kennedy can officially see Jennifer Love Hewitt nude any time he wants to.

"Yes, we are dating," the actor said earlier today on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show. "Wow, I've never said that."

The Ghost Whisperer co-stars had been rumored to be a couple since Hewitt called off her engagement to Ross McCall a couple months go.

"We have an intense connection," Kennedy said, referencing the movie Twilight and adding: "She's my Bella. I don't want to bite her neck, but I want her to live... here's somebody that breathes life into you in a new way and makes you fuller and that's what she does to me!"

Jeez, how do you really feel, Jamie?