A quartet of our favorite stars are another year wiser on this 9th day of April. We're marking these celebrity birthdays with photo tributes to the girls (and boy):
The lovely Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame is 19 today ...
... while Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester is 23 ...
... adult film legend and new mom Jenna Jameson is 35 ...
... and Hugh Hefner (a man who truly needs no description) is 83!
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Celebs. They love their pouty, ridiculously fake and ugly lips.
Somewhere, sometime, someone told them this was the in thing. Then, like everything else, it gets overplayed and wildly out of hand in the blink of an eye.
Maybe everyone just wants to be Angelina Jolie (we know Octomom does). But perhaps they should consider adoption, not quadrupling the size of their lips.
Seriously, stars really need to cool it with the lip injections. Who thinks this looks hot? Below are some of the most glaring offenders - a number of whom you will surely recognize from our inaugural Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame class ...
Heidi Montag: 2006 vs. 2008. The Hills star's transformation from cute girl to silicone cyborg in just two years included serious lip work. It's just too bad she had her 35 procedures before she could thank Jesus on Twitter for the opportunity.
Jessica Simpson: 2004 vs. 2007. Holy crap. Ummm, Jessica Simpson has looked better. That's as nicely as we can put it. This was before she got fat, too!
Anna Faris: 2002 vs. 2008. She's all the rage these days for some reason. Is it because she had her lips plumped? Or starred in a film about Playboy?
We're just getting started, and you ain't seen nothin' yet. The stars featured after the jump make these examples look tame. Continue reading below ...
Former adult film star Jenna Jameson and her enormous boyfriend, ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz, are the proud parents of twin boys as of Monday!
The blond beauty and her former UFC champ beau are calling their children Jesse and Journey Jett, a source tells celeb news magazine In Touch.
The twins are the first offspring for the couple of three years.
"It has been my dream to have children for an extremely long time. I truly feel like God has blessed me," a beaming and thrilled Jenna blogged.
Jenna Jameson has spawned two little boys.
We assume the two little guys will be given the last name of Ortiz. If not, Kris, Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are going to be given a run for their alliterative money from Jesse Jameson and Journey Jett Jameson.
Congratulations to the new parents! Click to enlarge lots more Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson pics ... though perhaps not the kind you are looking for:
Good things come in pairs for Jenna Jameson:
Orgasms. Giant breasts. And, now, babies.
On her MySpace blog, the adult film actress has confirmed that she's expecting twins with boyfriend Tito Ortiz:
I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me.
It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
All that sex has finally paid off for Jenna Jameson.
The adult film star and boyfriend Tito Ortiz are expecting!
"Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible," Jameson told Us Weekly. "I'm so happy!"
Overshadowed by Nikki Jayne nowadays, porn queen Jenna Jameson is looking to start a family.
It doesn't take a lot to get Jenna Jameson nude.
The former porn star made an empire out of it for years. Now, in a new ad for PETA, the adult film actress is doing her best Bob Barker impression, pleading with individuals to have their pets spayed or neutered.
Doesn't staring at Jenna Jameson naked make you wanna chop the private parts off your pet? PETA is betting that it will!
Earlier this month, former Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard went nude for another PETA ad.
Call us crazy, but having celebrities take their clothes off does simply draws attention to your organization, not your cause. It's almost as though PETA is more interested in publicity for itself than it is for saving the lives of animals.
But that can't possibly be true, can it?!?
Jenna Jameson turns 34 today, although there's no truth to the rumor that she's celebrating by sleeping with that many men.
It'll obviously be 35 instead. One for good luck.
In all seriousness, folks, we wish Jenna nothing but the best. We doubt she'll have trouble blowing out her candles.
According to our calendar of celebrity birthdays, Jameson will be joined today by a number of stars. Here's a look at that eclectic mix of celebs:
Jenna Jameson has made a living out of faking orgasms on camera.
Now, she's faking the use of leather in a new ad campaign for PETA.
Jameson supports the use of "pleather," a leather substitute whose manufacturing doesn't involve the harming of animals.
The stance is only logical, coming from someone known for being an animal in bed. She doesn't wanna see those of her ilk killed.
Here's what we wanna know about this poster:
How does it not involve Jenna Jameson nude?
PETA is known for milking attention from the bare bodies of its spokesmen, such as Holly Madison, Joanna Krupa and Alicia Silverstone.
Yet, remarkably, the first porn star to appear in an ad is covered up?
Truly shocking.
Welcome, all you celebrity gossip and Hollywood news readers across the globe, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition.
Who who this week's contest, featuring porn star Jenna Jameson and boyfriend, UFC badass and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz? Let's find out.
It was a tough call, but we picked Kelly Belly as the winner. Woo! The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of entries!
Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!
Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.
Now, if only we could get the former porn star to eat some of it.
As a surprise for boyfriend Tito Ortiz, Jenna Jameson recently popped out of his birthday cake.
She then shocked onlookers by doing her best Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton impression. Guests looked on, aghast. Chefs looked on, pleased that there was one less person they had to cook for at the party.
