Jason Davis
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It's a battle of epic proportions.

Literally. These guys are huge!

Some of our celebrity look-alikes are a stretch. Okay, most of them. But we think we've got something here with this large and gruesome twosome.

We're not calling Jason Davis fat, but let's just say that when his beeper goes off, people assume he's backing up. His nickname is also Gummi Bear.

But the brother of Brandon Davis (a.k.a. Greasy Bear) might have nothing on the former comedian and new host of The Price Is Right, Mr. Drew Carey.

The price may be right for the dude with the prop glasses and famous for The Drew Carey Show, but whatever the scale says in the morning is definitely wrong. So wrong.

Who do you like better, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis or Drew Carey?

Yesterday, we learned that the Gummi Bear will be attending outpatient detox treatment to deal with a plethora of issues (such as brawling with Perez Hilton), but his rep insists, "Jason is not in rehab. He did not check himself into any treatment. He's not receiving outpatient treatment or counseling."

Clear on that? We're not.

This just goes to show that you can't keep a good bear down! Go Gummi Bear!

Our friends at TMZ report that the rambunctious Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis entered a treatment program at Promises rehab center in Malibu.

Following a spectacular series of appearances in front of the cameras (a fight with Perez Hilton taking the cake) and hitting the club scene hard for many months, the portly oil heir has apparently decided to go clean.

Earlier this month, Gummi Bear, the BIG brother of Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, reported that he's "working on a number of projects," but wasn't very specific.

Promises has been the site of various celebrity rehab dramas of late, including Lindsay Lohan and the amazing Britney Spears, among others.

A rep for Gummi Bear, who apparently has a rep (!?) had no comment.

When asked if Jason Davis had, in fact, checked in, a spokesperson for Promises would neither confirm nor deny that information.

However, later, a source told TMZ that Gummi Bear will be receiving outpatient detox treatment with daily counseling at the facility.

Here's hoping it works out a little better than whatever program Lindsay Lohan was on. Talk about throwing your money away!

It's been brewing for awhile, but no one has cared because it's only that disgrace to celebrity news Perez Hilton, a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira, and oil heir Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear.

But when words - and blows - are exchanged outside Les Deux, well, we've finally got to start covering this strange celebrity feud.

TMZ reports that an enraged Jason Davis body-slammed Perez in front of Les Deux last night as tensions between the two escalated.

Wearing a festive silk blouse that may have caused the extinction of silkworms, Gummi ripped Perez Hilton a new one as a response to Perez's vomit-filled tirade the other night.

Jason Davis has been in the news a lot lately, although mostly for his own punditry, and we're not really sure why anyone cares. But no matter.

Calling the portly celebrity gossip purveyor a "desperate homosexual," the portly, vehemently anti-racism Gummi Bear apparently doesn't mind a l'il homo hating.

Somewhere, Isaiah Washington is smiling.

After the dustup, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and added that Hilton is "a miserable, moronic human being."

Well, no one can argue with Jason Davis on that one.

Gummi Bear concluded his Perez Hilton hate-fest by saying that he didn't "give two sh!ts" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

In addition to being the lesser-known, less cool brother of Brandon Davis (yes, it's actually true), Jason is frequently seen on celebrity gossip blogs getting turned away at clubs.

That about sums it up.