Jason Davis
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Blake Fielder-Civil, take notice: A minor charge of heroin possession isn't about to keep the legendary Jason Davis (a.k.a. Gummi Bear) down!

The Bear was sentenced to a 36-month drug program after pleading guilty to heroin possession and no contest to DUI today in a Van Nuys court.

He has to see Beverly Hills counselor and maintain a job for the probation period - which may be a tougher task than you think for Jason Davis.

Gummi Bear: One unemployed, trouble-making ursine being.

The oil heir also can't be in contact with any drugs or associate with those known to use narcotics. Guess that rules out a family reunion.

Too bad, eh, Greasy Bear?

Hey, even the celebrity gossip world's greatest ursine specimen has to hibernate sometime. He also has to go clubbing, though.

Witness the other night. Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, looked like he was asleep 15 minutes before arriving at the hot club Ivy.

The result: A celebrity hairstyle you don't want to emulate ...

Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, rocks the trendy bed head look.

When sleazy and/or obese ursine specimens collide, look out, people!

Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, had zero problem ratting out his brother Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear, as a coke fiend to a drug dealer who called up looking for money ... except the guy wasn't really a drug dealer.

It was a celebrity prank call - and the whole thing was recorded.

Jason and Brandon Davis: Such brotherly love.

During the phone call, Jason Davis cops to trying blow "once or twice" (he was busted for heroin possession fairly recently) and said it's really his brother who "does that stuff." Brandon Davis will surely love that.

Gummi Bear even gave the faux dealer Greasy's phone number. Sellout!

Bouncing here, there and everywhere, it's.... Gummi Bear!! 

Entering a plea in court after being arrested for drug possession and DUI in early March, Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, is in the clear for now.

But the enormous ursine being was dogged by different accusations as he left the building - those involving his racist, homophobic brother.

We're talking about Greasy Bear, a.k.a. Brandon Davis, and his tirade last week against celebrity news photographers in which he went ballistic.

Not surprisingly, Jason Davis had little to say on that matter.

Jason Davis: Such an upstanding, clean-cut citizen.

A slim (well, at least by his standards) Gummi Bear will be back in court May 12, when the results of a blood test taken the day of his arrest will be ready.

The glasses and lack of pink hair certainly don't hurt Jason Davis' case, but they probably won't help too much. Fool was allegedly on heroin.

Following his arrest, the L.A. District Attorney has just charged Jason Davis - a.k.a. Gummi Bear - with felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor driving under the influence. The controlled substance in question - heroin!

Heroin, Gummi Bear? Really? He might have just moved passed Britney Spears in our office Death Pool. Amy Winehouse is still the most popular choice.

Just another photo of Jason Davis. Gross. Ack! Barf. Have some respect for yourself, man. Ali Larter naked can pull off the whipped-cream look. Not Gummi Bear.

Davis was popped by LAPD on Ventura Blvd. in Van Nuys last Friday. Police sources told TMZ at the time of the arrest that the substance in question was cocaine, but it turns out it was even worse. What goes on inside the mind of the Gummi?

We've suggested a government public service announcement to educate kids on the dangers of drug use. Poster boy extraordinaire: Jason Davis.

The powers that be in the U.S. government could save a lot of money by simply slapping this photo on cigarette packs and all drug prevention literature.

You shouldn't smoke or do drugs, teenage celebrity gossip readers.

We say this not because we care, although it is in our best interest to keep you alive and reading celebrity news at The Hollywood Gossip.

No, our point is that you probably don't want to become this...

The great Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear, represents all the things that are right with America - obesity, drug use, lung cancer, publicity hogging and freeloading.

Celebrities shouldn't be role models,  but some are certainly better than others. We'd recommend modeling yourself after George Clooney, for example, instead of Gummi Bear. Just let the image above burn itself into your brain. Let it linger.

It's been so long since our last Gummi Bear sighting.

Back then, he was just doing his thing - taking vacations even though he has no job, flipping off celeb gossip media, looking portly.

This weekend, however? Jason Davis was busted for cocaine.

The grandson of the late oil tycoon Marvin Davis and the brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis was stopped by LAPD traffic cops on Friday night.

Cops tell TMZ that they found a controlled substance on his person - and then arrested Gummi Bear and threw his ass in jail at around 7:30 p.m.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis makes Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis look healthy.

Jason Davis was booked at 4 a.m. Law enforcement officers say he called a person he said was his stepfather who came at about 1:30 p.m. on Saturday and posted $10,000 bail. Hard to imagine where he came up with the cash.

Law enforcement sources later reported to the media that the controlled substance Jason Davis was busted with was, in fact, cocaine.

Poor Gummi Bear. Reports say the ursine specimen got popped by LAPD on Ventura Blvd. in Van Nuys, Calif., and is due back in court on March 10.

Ah, there he is. Our favorite ursine specimen has emerged! Deciding that hibernating up north was just too tough this winter, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis decided to take a vacation. From his day job, which involves doing absolutely nothing.

We're not sure what was on his mind, or how many animals he devoured during the holidays. But in any case, as he strolled down the beach, Jason Davis - brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis - had this message for the celebrity news media:

A portly Gummi Bear (Jason Davis) wishes us the best!

Some days, you are wished a Merry Christmas by Lucy Pinder naked in all her glory in Nuts magazine. Others, you get flipped off by Gummi Bear. C'est la vie.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis has developed - wait for it - a flesh eating disease! Anybody got a veterinarian's number on you?

Gummi Bear has a staph infection, a TMZ staffer reports. How did he do it? Why, scraping his legs in a nasty fall a couple of months ago.

No word on whether Jason Davis was sprinting after a runaway plate of pasta at the time he happened to suffer the nasty spill.

The open wounds became infected, causing "weeping" sores that spread all over his body, back and legs. One could say (wait for it) that it's rather unbearable!

"I am literally being eating alive," said Brandon Davis' brother.

Alright, enough of this nonsense. From now on if we want to talk about some serious flesh we wouldn't mind eating, we'll stick to Mary-Louise Parker naked.

But in other Gummi Bear news (sorry), the ursine wonder stole the show at the beach last weekend ... by stealing the camera of a celebrity news reporter!

Jason Davis, wrapped in a blue sarong, traded a pack of smokes for a camera and put on a show, chasing after How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days producer Christine Forsyth-Peters.

The great Jason Davis, better known as Gummi Bear, was recently involved in an incident in which someone was rear-ended.

And surprisingly, Perez Hilton wasn't involved.

Yes, America's favorite ursine sensation was in a little car confrontation last night, but not to worry, the car was unhurt.

Witnesses say Davis banged a driver who failed to step on it immediately after a traffic light turned green. Do not hold up the Bear!

Sporting a dent in his forehead and what appears to be remnants of a donut in his teeth, Gummi Bear chatted up TMZ outside the restaurant Forte in Beverly Hills.

There, the waddling bottle blonde and brother of Brandon Davis brought the celebrity news site up to date on his latest forest wanderings.

As usual, Jason Davis said he is working on a project, but he wouldn't say exactly what. He did note, though, that he and brother Greasy Bear "don't just take up time and space," (yeah, right) and that he was trying to "build my own name."

One (burp) sandwich at a time.