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Oh yeah, Kendall Jenner? You really think you're the hot sister now?!?

Kim Kardashian sent a clear message to her rival sibling yesterday while sun tanning in Mexico, essentially asking Kendall: Are you sure about that?!?

Wearing a bikini (and no top in one picture!), Kim shared two photos via Instagram, each of which depicted “#OurLovelyLadyLumps.”

That’s Joe Francis' pregnant girlfriend, Abbey Wilson, alongside Kim in the first shot:

  • Kim Kardashian Sun Bathing
  • Kim Kardashian and Her Lady Lumps

Kardashian whined earlier in the week about missing her #SkinnyDays, setting a poor example for her young fans by saying she was on the treadmill as she typed that message.

Why is this a poor message?

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The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from yesterday are the stuff of urban legend. Some say if you stare at them too long, she'll tell you the exact day and time that you're going to die.

Perhaps feeling guilty about the cancerous evil that she'd unleashed upon the world, Lindsay tried to compensate today by posting a much more flattering photo of herself in a two-piece.

Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Selfie

She put some thought into this one, folks. Note the way she crouched over and pouted her lips: not only does the pose hide her prominent booze belly, it also subconsciously brings to mind the top-notch blowies that Linds has used to help her stay rich.

Is it enough to erase yesterday's embarrassments from our mind? (In addition to the showing off her foul beach body, Lindsay fell down drunk at a film festival.) Of course, not but we encourage cleavage-y selfies under any circumstances.

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Brace yourselves, everyone: Madonna turned to the Internet to try and feed her insatiable hunger for attention again, and you'll never guess what method she used this time!

Madonna Nude Selfie

That's right - gratuitous nudity! Madge posted the above photo with a caption reading "getting ready for summer fun! #itshotinhere #unapologeticb-tch

We're not sure what's worse, the fact that Madonna is still getting ready for summer on July 17 or the fact that she's posting naked selfies with hashtags like "#unapologeticb-tch" at 55 freakin' years old.

Don't get us wrong - we're not saying Madonna should cover up because of her age. Elle MacPherson posted a bikini photo today and she looks better than ever at 50. The problem with Madonna is her reasoning for posting photos like the eye-gouger above:

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In the latest of several recent controversies surrounding Instagram, Samm Newman, a 19-year-old woman from Ohio, says her account was deleted.

Because, she is convinced, she posted selfies of herself in her bra and underwear, which plenty of people do ... but Samm happens to be a Size 24.

Samm Newman Photos

For Newman, Instagram had become a safe haven, an online environment in which to be proud of her fuller figure and find other women like her.

Posting photos to Instagram and seeing other girls displaying similar ones empowered her, and that support helped her be less ashamed of her size.

Considering that she spent her high school years bullied and depressed to the point of self-harm, this was a huge deal ... and then it came crashing down.

That safe space suddenly disappeared without explanation, and Samm could only assume her Instagram was targeted because of her Size 24 body.

"My Instagram, this was my safe place because when I was there, I could share anything," Samm Newman lamented. "Fat is not a bad word."

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Justin Bieber wants all his fans to know that he's super bored...and probably very stoned.

Earlier this week, we learned that Justin takes naked selfies to cure hangovers. Now, the Biebs has been kind enough to share his surefire method for alleviating boredom: smoking a fattie and making up a song!

In case you don't have the 17 seconds to watch the video (though we highly recommend you check it out), it's a self-made clip in which Justin sings a song called "Super Bored," while rocking a bucket hat adorned with multi-colored pot leaves.

He's joined on back-up vocals by an unidentified member of his entourage.

Parents of young JB fans might not appreciate the singer expressing his fondness for marijuana (again), but compared to the video of Justin singing about the KKK that leaked last month, this clip seems pretty tame by comparison.

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Cara Delevingne gets naked on Instagram fairly frequently, but this time, the 21-year-old model is stripping down for a cause. 

Miley Cyrus and the Free the Nipple campaign made waves on Instagram last year, and a wide array of stars later jumped on board with the cause in hopes of bringing gender equality to Instagram.

Now Cara is showing her support with a clever photo designed to call attention to nipple inequality:

Cara Delevingne Topless Photo

As you may have guessed, that's Cara on the right. She's joined by a male friend and his intricately labeled nipple.

It's a valid point but we think there are better ways to prove it.

For example, Scout Willis went topless in public to protest Instagram's nudity policy. We'd like to encourage Cara to do the same on a nationwide tour. 

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Bobbi Kristina Brown is the only child of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.

As such, her life has been closely scrutinized to ensure that the 21-year-old doesn't follow in the footsteps of her late mother and troubled father.

It's for that reason that a photo and bizarre rant that Bobbi posted to Instagram today are especially troubling.

Bobbi Kristina Pipe Photo

That's Bobbi smoking what's probably marijuana from a water pipe. Given that Whitney Houston's death in 2012 was the direct result of her longtime drug abuse, fans and friends were especially shocked to see Bobbi publicly sharing a photo of herself getting high.

Bobbi posted a caption assuring her followers that the photo was not taken recently and that she'd posted it to celebrate her sobriety. Unfortunately, the rant that accompanies the photo isn't particularly reassuring:

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Kendall Jenner and Instagram go together like peanut butter and jelly, and ever since her modeling career began taking off, Kendall's photo-sharing habits have gotten better than ever.

Case in point:

Kendall Jenner Lingerie Photo

Yeah, it might not be as good as when Kendall mocked Kim Kardashian on Instagram, but it's still solid stuff.

Kendall's pose might be a bit strange (Why is she flexing and fondling her own stomach like that?), but there's no arguing with that body.

Judging by her toned figure, it seems Kendall's been staying in shape the right way - hitting the gym rather than starving herself. She may have gotten her first break as a result of her last name, but nowadays, Kendall is clearly putting in the work necessary to make it in modeling.

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Yesterday, we got our first glimpse of Jessica Simpson's wedding video. Today, Jess gave us a look at what we really want to see: the honeymoon and her flawless beach body!

Jessica Simpson Honeymoon Photo

Jess Instagrammed the above pic with a caption that reads simply, "Jessica Johnson."

Yes, though she was never Mrs. Lachey, Jess has apparently become more traditional with age, and while she'll obviously continue to go by "Jessica Simpson" for professional purposes, it seems she's officially taken the last name of her ex-NFL player husband.

But let's get back to what really matters: Jessica lost 65 pounds following her second pregnancy, and fortunately for us, she very much enjoys showing off her newly toned figure.

That's right - Jessica got married, but she's giving us a gift. Thanks, Mrs. Johnson!

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Bradley Cooper may no longer be the sexiest man alive but for one Instagram mom, it doesn't get any better than B-Coop.

Little is known about the woman responsible for My Life With Bradley Cooper other than that she's a former actress who "once shared a stage" with the Oscar nominee and is now left "wondering what happened."

He went on to Hollywood and got engaged to Suki Waterhouse, while she decided to start a family.

Running With B-Coop!
Going for a jog with Bradley. It's important to shield your eyes from the sun, even if you're a cardboard cutout.

Fortunately, for us, the unidentified former actress (who we'll just call Mrs. Cooper) has one thing that sets her apart from the other moms on the block - a life-size cardboard cutout of Bradley Cooper with whom she does everything from running errands to riding carousels!

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