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It's a been a day full of ridiculous, unbelievable quotes from Kim Kardashian, but her latest may be the most mind-blowing yet.

First, Kim claimed that she works hard, and if that makes you feel like you're in The Twilight Zone or stuck at an AA meeting hosted by Lindsay Lohan, don't worry - we're all confused.

Kim Kardashian Krying
Kim gets her ugly cry on. It's definitely not her best look.

After that, the world became an even more baffling place when Kim claimed Kylie Jenner's lips are real. Hopefully, the world's foremost eye doctors are currently rushing to Kim's aid, because she's clearly gone freakin' blind over night.  

So yeah, Kim spent the early part of today giving new meaning to the phrase "utter BS," and you might think after all that, she would just sit back and take pride in her achievement. But no, the delusions are still coming:

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The first thing you should know about Nikki Reed and Kaley Cuoco is that both women are devoted animal lovers.

The second thing you should know is that they have wicked, ill dance moves, yo.

Think those two facts have nothing to do with each other? Well then check out this video of Kaley and Nikki gettin' down together at a recent ASPCA benefit:

Nikki recently adopted a horse with her boyfriend Ian Somerhalder, and she's been an outspoken vegan for years.

Kaley's crusades for pit bull rights, raises money to protect seals, and participates in just about every kind of pro-animal endeavor there is along with her husband, Ryan Sweeting.

But clearly the most important thing these two share in common is a love twerking and air-humping.

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Whether she's hosting listening parties for fans or guest-coaching on The Voice, Taylor Swift has been promoting her new album, 1989, non-stop.

It's likely to pay off in record-breaking sales, but just because Taylor is arguably the biggest pop star on the planet right now, that doesn't mean she's immune to the occasional embarrassing dad moment.

Taylor Swift: Dad Photobomb

That's Taylor at a Target location celebrating the release of the deluxe edition of 1989, and from the looks of it - no one is more excited about the record hitting stores than her proud papa.

"Hiiii dad," Swifty captioned the above pic, demonstrating once again how to turn a potentially awkward moment into a relatable and hilarious one.

Yes, as anyone who's seen Taylor's feline robe knows, the girl is successfully making cat-lady girl geek cool again. She's like a living, breathing Cathy cartoon. 

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Even though Kendall Jenner's modeling career is taking off, she still knows that Instagram is where her bread is buttered.

So while Kendall may not be as active on the photo-sharing site as the selfie-obsessed Kylie Jenner, she still knows what keeps her fans coming back, and she makes an effort to give the people what they want:

Yes, that's a video of Kendall working out and, of course, it's shot from behind for no reason.

It looks as though the Kardashian-Jenner ass obsession will live on.

Sure, Kendall could have posted this carefully edited video in order to encourage her followers to focus on their physical fitness, but c'mon...this is Kendall we're talking about.

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Lindsay Lohan has been on a rare hot streak lately, but even though her career is better than its been since the days when Gretchen Wieners was trying to make "fetch" happen, LiLo still finds time to post sad, saggy selfies on Instagram.

Last week, Lindsay posted a topless pic while backstage at her London play. Yes, she took off her clothes for a selfie while at her place of employment. Almost too classy.

But hey, she must have gotten a positive response, because here she is backstage and semi-nude again. And this time she has guests!

Lindsay Lohan Bra Photo

Now, the last one might have been spur of the moment, and in Lindsay's famous champagne and underwear selfie...well, she was clearly hammered. But this one is different. This one is clearly planned:

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2014 has been dubbed The Year of the Quarterback, and few field generals have turned in better performances than Tom Brady's epic gun-slinging display in Foxborough yesterday.

Brady threw for 354 yards and 5 touchdowns, leading the Patriots to a 51-23 rout of the Chicago Bears. 

It's the kind of game that speaks for itself, but this is the social media age, of course, so what's the point of accomplishing something if you can't brag about it on Instagram?

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Trash Talk Photo

Brady's supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen posted the above photo to her IG page, along with a caption reading, "So happy for my love!!! Go Pats!!! 51 points!!!"

Of course, by his own admission, Brady pouts and whines when things don't go his way, so Gisele certainly has cause to be happy. But even so, some consider the pic to be kind of a douchey move on the Bundchen-Brady's part.

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When Kaley Cuoco chopped her hair off back in June, she got mixed reactions from fans.

It was a dramatically different look and some of her IG followers weren't loving it, but Kaley and her husband Ryan Sweeting both like the Ellen-esque 'do, so it's probably sticking around. 

In fact, Kaley says she asked Ryan's permission before she got her chopped her locks, which caught her some flak from feminist fans.

Yes, that's what a big deal Kaley's hair - it's been known to spark political debates. With that in mind, we're guessing her new look will probably affect the Dow Jones somehow:

  • Kaley Cuoco: New Hairstyle Pic
  • Kaley Cuoco: Spiky Hair

On the left is Kaley fresh from an ASPCA gala. (Apparently she came right home and made a salad! Rockstar!) And on the right is the aftermath of her falling asleep with a head full of product.

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It's been a strange week for Lindsay Lohan on social media. 

Yesterday, Lohan endorsed a Brazilian presidential candidate who's also a suspected drug cartel kingpin.

Having apparently learned her lesson from her brief foray into the political arena, Lindsay returned today to doing what she does best - getting naked for attention!

Lindsay Lohan Topless Pic

Lindsay posted the above photo to Instagram with a caption "Another matinee. Another night. Another day. #speedtheplow"

Yes, somehow Lindsay hasn't been fired from her London play yet and she apparently decided to celebrate by taking her top off. 

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Sure, Justin Bieber may be a capital-D Douche Bag, but apparently, the dude is a beast on skates.

Naturally, Bieber's naked selfie on Shots has gotten more attention today, but a seriously impressive goal that he scored during a rec league hockey game is also fully deserving of your attention:

"My dangles were unreal did u see that shot...#dontf--kwiththecanadian" Bieber wrote on Instagram beneath a clip of him juking defenders out of there skates.

Obviously, homey does a lot of bragging, but in this case, it's warranted. If this whole "being the world's biggest pop star" thing doesn't work out, he may have a future in the NHL.

The Biebs has been showing off his athletic skills all over social media recently. Earlier this week, Bieber sparred with Floyd Mayweather (shirtless, of course), and he lived to tell the tale, which is an impressive feat in its own right.

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It's no secret that Taylor Swift loves cats. Her two feline friends (Meredith and Olivia Benson) are often featured front and center on her Instagram page and the singer has even been known to take Olivia for walks around NYC.

So perhaps we shouldn't be surprised by the awesomeness of Taylor's airline apparel:

Taylor Swift Cat Robe

Yes, that's Taylor in a robe that's covered in cats. What may be even more awesome than the garment itself is Ms. Swift's caption:

"This is a good example of what I typically wear on planes," Taylor wrote. "In front of lots of other people who all have eyes."

Amazing. We didn't think it could get any better than the Taylor-and-cats Diet Coke commercial, but she's somehow stepped her kitty game up even higher.  

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