It's a been a day full of ridiculous, unbelievable quotes from Kim Kardashian, but her latest may be the most mind-blowing yet.
First, Kim claimed that she works hard, and if that makes you feel like you're in The Twilight Zone or stuck at an AA meeting hosted by Lindsay Lohan, don't worry - we're all confused.
After that, the world became an even more baffling place when Kim claimed Kylie Jenner's lips are real. Hopefully, the world's foremost eye doctors are currently rushing to Kim's aid, because she's clearly gone freakin' blind over night.
So yeah, Kim spent the early part of today giving new meaning to the phrase "utter BS," and you might think after all that, she would just sit back and take pride in her achievement. But no, the delusions are still coming: