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Yesterday, we got our first glimpse of Jessica Simpson's wedding video. Today, Jess gave us a look at what we really want to see: the honeymoon and her flawless beach body!

Jessica Simpson Honeymoon Photo

Jess Instagrammed the above pic with a caption that reads simply, "Jessica Johnson."

Yes, though she was never Mrs. Lachey, Jess has apparently become more traditional with age, and while she'll obviously continue to go by "Jessica Simpson" for professional purposes, it seems she's officially taken the last name of her ex-NFL player husband.

But let's get back to what really matters: Jessica lost 65 pounds following her second pregnancy, and fortunately for us, she very much enjoys showing off her newly toned figure.

That's right - Jessica got married, but she's giving us a gift. Thanks, Mrs. Johnson!

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Bradley Cooper may no longer be the sexiest man alive but for one Instagram mom, it doesn't get any better than B-Coop.

Little is known about the woman responsible for My Life With Bradley Cooper other than that she's a former actress who "once shared a stage" with the Oscar nominee and is now left "wondering what happened."

He went on to Hollywood and got engaged to Suki Waterhouse, while she decided to start a family.

Running With B-Coop!
Going for a jog with Bradley. It's important to shield your eyes from the sun, even if you're a cardboard cutout.

Fortunately, for us, the unidentified former actress (who we'll just call Mrs. Cooper) has one thing that sets her apart from the other moms on the block - a life-size cardboard cutout of Bradley Cooper with whom she does everything from running errands to riding carousels!

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Kendall Jenner rocked the runway at Paris Fashion week recently, but while the 18-year-old model may have been busy working the catwalk, she also found time to diss her diminutive big sister.

Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian

Kendall posted the above photo of herself and Kim Kardashian with a caption reading, "She looks up to ME."

Ha! Burn! Seriously, we always knew Kim was short, but seeing Kendall tower over her like that really calls attention to Kim's elfin frame.

Fortunately, Kim's other, um...assets more than make up for her lack of height. It's too bad she didn't fire back with, "I may be short, but I have huge Kardashian boobs!" That would show her.

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Amidst the ongoing debate over breastfeeding in public, a new online movement has cropped up that aims to catch Facebook and Instagram in a parental double standard.

The 4th Trimester Bodies Project is a website that strives to depict the real bodies of women who have gone through pregnancy - from stretch marks to scars.

Ashlee Wells Jackson, among others, has been dismayed over these social media networks removing revealing pictures of mothers and their babies ...

... while the sites happily post shots of models in bikinis and lingerie.

Instagram has shut down Jackson's page nine times as a result.

In response, Jackson has created the hashtag #StopCensoringMotherhood and is using it to call out Facebook and Instagram, wondering a simple question:

Why Kylie Jenner and company can pose nearly naked online, yet the following pictures are deemed "inappropriate." We'd love to hear the answer ...

#StopCensoringMotherhood Picture
This mother happily poses with her child, and her stomach, as part of the ##StopCensoringMotherhood movement.

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Helene Meldahl, a.k.a. Instagram handle @mirrosme, is a young woman Norway who now lives in Washington, D.C., and has earned quite the online following.

Using markers and a little creativity, she's uppsed the selfie ante.

Her clever Instagram offerings incorporate herself along with other objects, scenarios and situations to flourish as informal social media art of sorts.

They started out basic, but have gotten increasingly elaborate.

“It varies how long it takes, it depends on the drawing," Helene told BuzzFeed. "Some take 20 minutes, others more. I just kind of get lost in it and enjoy it.”

You think your selfies and doodles are good? Check out hers!

Super Mario (or Helene)
Helene Meldahl, aka @mirrosme, in another of her classic selfies.

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The World Cup may be over (There's always 2018, Argentina!) but for Rihanna, the party is still going strong.

Rihanna's been rooting for Germany since day one, so naturally the famously sports-obsessed singer flew to Brazil for the big final match of the world's biggest sports tournament.

Fortunately for us, she shared some highlight via Twitter and Instagram:

Rihanna Celebrates Victory!
RiRi parties with the German soccer team after their World Cup victory. She'd been rooting for ze Germans from the start of the tournament.

Yes, when you're Rihanna, you don't just root for your favorite team from the stands - you take them out after the game and show them how to party!

RiRi described partying with GMNT as "the best day of my life" on Twitter. We're sure it was a pretty memorable occasion for the players too.

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Selena Gomez' Instagram page is usually a magical place full of bikini selfies and inspirational quotes.

There's even the occasional photo of Selena on a date with a male model, posted for the sole purpose of making Justin Bieber jealous.

But recently, an unidentified young female "fan" has been writing hateful comments on all of the pop star's photos and Selena finally got fed up:

Selena Gomez Bikini Instagram Photo
Selena Gomez rocks a bikini in this Instagram photo. She says in the caption that she is "taking" her "power" back.

Understandably hurt and disgusted by comments encouraging her to "get cancer and croak," Selena headed to the fan's page and commented on one of her photos.

The result is a master class in taking down bullies that must be seen to be believed:

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Chris Brown and Drake had beef at one point, and with good reason.

This wasn't a case of one dude subtly throwing shade at another in song. The two hip-hop/R&B giants both dated Rihanna and the romantic rivalry got so intense that Chris and Drake brawled in a nightclub after the Drizzy reportedly taunted Breezy about banging "the love of [his] life."

Amazingly, Chris and Drake hugged it out and quashed the beef last October and it now it seems they've got a full-blown bromance going on.

Chris Brown and Drake in the Studio

That's Chris and Drake collaborating in the studio together and it's not the first time the two have advertised their newfound love for one another on social media lately.

The truly surprising thing about this unexpected friendship isn't the fact that the two rapper/singers were able to get over the fact that both dated and apparently fell in love with Rihanna. Rather, it's the many ways in which Chris and Drake are total opposites:

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French Montana and Khloe Kardashian have been dating for several months now and while they have yet to move in, or get engaged, French recently made what amounts to an official announcement that he'shooking up with a Kardashian:

Khloe Kardashian Ass Photo

Yes, a photo of a giant ass on Instagram, can only mean one thing: another rapper, basketball player, or alcoholic douche hole is getting serious with a Kardashian.

In this case, of course, it's French and Khloe, and in addition to the Mt. Fuji-like butt shot above, Montana recently posted a far more terrifying photo of his new girlfriend:

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana Gun Image

That may appear to be a scene from a horror film, but it's actually French and Khloe posing with guns. Again!

Sure they just took a ton of flak for posting a similar photo last month, but this just serves as a reminder that love makes people do really, really, really dumb things.

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Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard got married just last month, and sources say the newlyweds are already hoping to follow in the footsteps of Jill's parents by angling for their own reality series.

Insiders claim that the reason Jill has been sharing so many private photos like the one above to her open, public Instagram account is that she's trying to drum up interest in her home life to help build an audience for a future TLC show.

Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Instagram Photo
Jill posted this photo of herself and Derick on Instagram. Are they building a following for a reality show?

It seems to be working, as photos of Jill and Derick's honeymoon became viral hits among 19 Kids and Counting Fans.

And the young couple certainly has a lot to gain from their bid for a spinoff. Industry analysts have called the Duggars the most powerful family on TV, and the Dillards are a far cry from such rarefied air at the moment:

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