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Yesterday, the world caught an unwelcome eyeful of Lindsay Lohan's side boob.

If you're afraid to click that link (and who could blame you?) just picture two freckly fried eggs nailed to a wall.

Since Googling herself is Lindsay's only hobby that doesn't start with "C" and end with "-ocaine," she clearly saw the photo and was as traumatized as the rest of us by the sight of two depressing Golden Girl breasts oozing out of the side of her ill-fitting wetsuit.

So today, Lindsay did what any delusional narcissist would do and posted a sort of side boob rebuttal:

Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Selfie

Yes, it was a smarter idea that the infamous "Lohan underwear and champagne selfie" but it still didn't work out quite as she'd planned.

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If you thought you'd seen it all on social media, and believed your Instagram feed couldn't possibly be filled with more inappropriate selfies  ... you are wrong on both counts.

Welcome to the #AfterSex hashtag!

This trend is actually a thing, and is fairly self-explanatory. For reasons unknown, couples of young to intermediate age take post-coital selfies and share them.

The #AfterSex Smoke
Lighting one up in bed after doing the deed is a time-honored tradition. Sharing it on Instagram, however, is relatively new phenomenon.

Because nothing says romance like putting it your partner, then snapping a pic and sharing it with the Internet, where everything lives on forever.

Maybe, and scarily, that's the appeal.

In no way can one take part in such a flagrantly voyeuristic phenomenon without full knowledge that the intimate shots will be ogled by anonymous viewers.

That or they're just trying too hard.

In a way, at least in some cases, using the #aftersex tag could be interpreted more as an insecure move as well as a self-obsessed, hyper-confident display. 

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Just when we thought the relationship between Miley Cyrus and Noah Cyrus couldn't get any more unusual...

The young singer took to Instagram this week and once again made an odd reference to her sister, the same sister Miley previously said was in charge of her vagina.

This time around, Miley posted a seemingly innocent shot of her 14-year old sibling online, but included with it a nod to Terrence Howard gushing over Oprah's breasts:

"my beautiful sister #tigolbitties #wukong #sugatits #sugabear," Miley wrote as a caption.

Noah Cyrus on Instagram

Ummm... okay then, Miley. You might actually be better off taking Noah to a nightclub.

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Kim Kardashian loves to take vacation photos. In fact, Kim took 1,200 selfies on her recent trip to Thailand, alone.

She gets plenty of "likes" by documenting her travels, but a video that Kim posted online yesterday has attracted the wrong kind of attention.

The animal rights group PETA has condemned Kim for posting footage of herself riding dolphins with the caption "Double dolphin ride...Thank you so much for Vallarta Adventures for teaching us so much! Can't wait to show my daughter pics of her swimming with dolphins and kissing a sea lion when she gets older!"

PETA Vice President Lisa Lange who issued a statement saying, "Kim is free to leave the pool, but for the dolphins, it's a life sentence."

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Kylie Jenner hasn't even had her driver's license for a year, but she's already collecting six-figure cars (and posting photos of them online, obviously).

The 16-year-old sister of Kendall Jenner and half-sister of all the Kardashians got a Mercedes G-Class SUV for her Sweet 16 last August. Price: $110K.

Now she's supplementing that with a brand new Range Rover, which she posted a photo of Wednesday with the caption "Just got this little beauty."

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She also linked to Spin Imaging, a company that specializes in customizing vehicles, about the "transformation" this ride will soon experience.

So basically, her second whip is a Range Rover ... that will soon be pimped out.

Naturally, fans and haters of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians youngster took to Instagram and Twitter to share their reactions, good and bad.

We won't even reprint some terrible things people said, because regardless of how obnoxious Kylie might be, she does have feelings. Presumably.

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Justin Bieber has declared Instagram war on Orlando Bloom.

Hours after news spread of his confrontation with The Pirates of the Caribbean star - which involved Bloom trying to punch Bieber, presumably over the singer's relationship with Miranda Kerr - Bieber took the clash to a new, immature level:

He posted a photo online of Orlando Bloom crying.

And not long after this image nearly broke the Internet, Kerr posted one of her own: it featured the Australian beauty topless in a bathtub. Well.. okay then!

Miranda Kerr Topless Photo

We'd typically be happy to just stare at a photo of Miranda Kerr topless, but one can't help but wonder what this means, considering the timing.

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In case you somehow haven't heard, Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber in Ibiza last night.

Since then, Justin has been taking subtle shots at Orlando via social media. 

First, Bieber posted a photo of Miranda Kerr to his Instagram page, seemingly to suggest that he had sex with Bloom's Victoria's Secret model ex-wife.

That post has since been deleted, but just hours ago Bieber took an even more direct jab at Bloom, by posting the below photo of the actor, seemingly in tears (or possibly just wiping something from his eye):

Bieber didn't provide any sort of caption for the image, but his followers have provided well over a thousand words to accompany the clearly malicious post.

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Kaley Cuoco's Instagram page is an interesting place.

Earlier this week, Kaley's Old West photo with Ryan Sweeting highlighted the fact that the married couple is still capable of having fun a full year after they started dating.

Today, Kaley returned home after weeks of shooting The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon Goes West! in New Mexico. (We kid. It was some movie called Burning Bodhi.)

Judging from the first photo she uploaded, the shoot took quite a toll on Kaley:

Kaley Cuoco Floor Photo

"Home sweet home sweet home sweet home!!!" Kaley captioned the above pic. Clearly she really missed that faux-fur rug.

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Miley Cyrus has posted what may be her most risque photo to date on Instagram.

This is saying a lot, we know, considering the abundance of Miley Cyrus topless pictures out there.

But in the singer is clearly naked in the following image, which she unveiled to fans yesterday and which appears to feature Cyrus first thing in the morning.

She's covering her bare boob, her bare leg is sticking out from the covers and she's surrounded by dogs.

Miley Cyrus Nude Instagram Pic

"forgotwhatilookedlikenotinchrome," Miley captioned this sexy snapshot.

We don't have a whole lot to add to it, except that the artist resumes her Bangerz tour in New York City on Thursday, and not a moment too soon.

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Kendall Jenner has demonstrated time and again that she's a terror behind the wheel, and at this point, we're almost hoping she gets her license taken away.

Not only because it would be hilarious to see her try and make a mug shot sexy, but because she clearly has no parental supervision, so a wake-up call from the law might be the only thing that could stop her from doing crap like this:

Yes, that's Kendall full-on rocking out while driving in heavy LA traffic. The video raises two important questions: 1. How is this girl allowed to continue driving like that? and 2. What kind of 18-year-old listens to old school Avril Lavigne?! 

Don't get us wrong, this is far less terrifying than the sight of Kylie Jenner on a motorcycle, but it still makes us wonder when Kris Jenner will step in and stop her kids from terrorizing the streets of Southern California. 

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