Any any loyal fan of the WWE knows, Hulk Hogan is the owner of 22-inch pythons (i.e. biceps) that can inflict some serious damage.

Based on a motion ex-wife Linda Hogan filed this week, it sounds as though she’s certainly aware of how dangerous the former wrestler can be.

Linda is claiming she’s in “constant fear of her life” because Hulk sits outside their properties and “relentlessly and methodically follows her.”

In audio clips obtained by TMZ, Hulk responded to such accusations on Bubba the Love Sponge’s radio show yesterday. Listen to the tape now - and then take pity on children Nick and Brooke Hogan.

Linda Hogan and Hulk Hogan were happy and in love until reality television camera invaded their lives.

Hulk Hogan made his career inside a wrestling ring.

Now, he tells People Magazine that he still loves the woman to whom he gave a wedding ring years ago.

“I unconditionally love my wife, even though we’re not together anymore,” Hogan said. “The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person.”

As celebrity gossip followers know, the Hogan have been through more than your average family:

• Nick Bollea was jailed for reckless driving;
• Hulk cheated on Linda with Christiane Plante, a friend of his daughter;
• Linda reacted to the above situation by filing for divorce - and then publicly dating a 19-year that went to school with Nick and Brooke Hogan;

Hulk Hogan actually admits that the family’s participation on the VH1 reality show, Hogan Knows Best, may have been a mistake (are you listening, Denise Richards?):

“I just think the reality show amplified the problems that were already there.”

After having a strained relationship for awhile with Brooke Hogan, Hulk says things are okay now. As long as he stops sleeping with her friends.

“Brooke has gone through a range of emotions,” he said. “She was a little confused about who everybody was, and maybe had misinformation, but right now Brooke understands who I am, and who her mom is, and what’s real and not real. She’s doing real well now.”

Having her issues openly discussed in a major magazine can only help in that recovery.

This would be adorable if it weren’t so downright disgusting.

Hulk Hogan was seen frolicking around Miami Beach with new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel earlier this week, which would be cute and all. Except for one thing:

McDaniel looks just like Hulk’s daughter, Brooke Hogan. Moreover, the former wrestler is cradling Jennifer in this photo like, well, like one would cradle a baby.

Paging celebrity psychologist Dr. Drew Pinsky, Huk Hogan needs an appointment.

Rock-a-bye Jennifer McDaniel, in Hulk Hogan’s arms. When the wind blows, this will continue to be gross…

Christiane Plante who?

It hasn’t taken WWE legend Hulk Hogan long to move past his mistress - or his longtime wife, Linda - and on to a new blonde.

Meet Jennifer McDaniel. We only know two things about her:

1. She was spotted alongside Hogan at LAX over the weekend;
2. She looks exactly like Hulk’s daughter, Brooke Hogan.

That second fact is far from a compliment, on multiple levels. Take a look at Jennifer McDaniel and Hulk Hogan right now:

Hulk Hogan strolls through the airport with daughter Brooke Hogan … oh wait, sorry, that’s actually his new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. Our mistake.

Here are two more Jennifer McDaniel photos, as she strolls alongside her musclebound man. Click on the pics for larger versions…

According to his reality TV show, Hulk Hogan knows best.

According to Christiane Plante, the former WWE star sure does know best… about how to have an affair!

The 33-year old Plante, who worked with Brooke Hogan on her bomb of a 2006 album, told unreliable celebrity gossip tabloid The National Enquirer about her affair with Hulk.

“My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan's real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed,” Plante said. “Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.”

Not wrong enough to accept money from an entertainment news source and tell her story to the world, of course.

“Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” Plante added. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

For her part, Brooke wrote the following on her MySpace blog:

I’m going through one of the hardest issues i’ve ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I’m continuing work in the studio… I’m sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment.

And we’re sure the songs that result from that writing will suck more than Plante during a night out with your father.

Former WWE champion Hulk Hogan was named King Bacchus during a parade in New Orleans last week.

But despite the honor of being referred to as the god of wine and mirth, the Hulkster doesn’t look too pleased, does he?

Might he be thinking of his impending divorce? The problems son Nick Bollea is facing after a drunk driving accident? The awful wardrobe choices and singing ability of daughter Brooke Hogan?

It’s difficult to say.

Cheer up, Hulk Hogan. At least WWE Diva Maria Kanellis will be appearing in Playboy soon.

Hulk Hogan won’t let Linda Hogan pin him down in the couple’s divorce case.

The iconic former wrestler is Hulking up in his attempt to avoid giving his ex-wife half his assets, as he’s filed a counter-petition to Linda’s divorce suit, stating that she’s able to support herself.

Linda Bollea is seeking an unspecified amount of alimony and child support, in addition to custody of their son car-crashing son, Nick. She would allow “liberal visitation” with his father.

However, Hogan claims Linda is capable of supporting herself, while also believing their son is old enough to decide with whom to live.

“It would be in the best interest for the parties to have shared parental responsibility,” read Hogan’s filing.

This is all well and good, but it doesn’t answer the pressing question: Which parent will help Brooke Hogan dress herself in the morning? The untalented singer needs endless wardrobe assistance.

Hulk Hogan was faced with numerous precarious situations inside a wrestling ring - but the multiple-time WWE champion typically came out on top.

We wonder if the same will hold true in his personal life.

As he faces a divorce from Linda Hogan, The Hulkster is now also the center of new evidence released by police on Wednesday that is incredibly damaging to both himself and his son’s case.’

According to The St. Petersburg Times, a receipt from Albertson’s Liquor Store on the day of Nick Hogan’s accident shows that his father purchased $78 worth of beer and ice at 2:14 p.m. A clerk, June Hoopingarer, said Hulk bought the items and was accompanied by his son and several other young men.

The report says Nick Bollea and his pals spent the day of the accident on a boat with Hulk, as everyone consumed beers and had a jolly good time.

Later that night, though, well, we all know what happened

As news spreads that Linda Hogan has asked her soon-to-be former husband for half his estate, Hulk Hogan has released the following statement:

“Please respect my family’s privacy at this time with all that we have been through. I care for my wife and my children are my world and I just hope this all works out.”

Hulk Hogan used to defeat every opponent inside a WWE ring. Now? The wrestler feels defeated by his ongoing divorce case.

To quote Eddie Murphy’s classic stand up routine, Raw: Linda Hogan wants half!

In her divorce settlement with former WWE superstar Hulk Hogan, Linda is reportedly seeking half of the couple’s more than $9.5 million in assets, including a share of the value of their Bel Air mansion.

According to People magazine, Linda Bollea (Hulk’s real name is Terry Bollea) refers to the 24-year marriage “irretrievably broken.”

Citing the divorce petition filed in Florida’s Pinellas Pasco Circuit Court, Linda wants to share parental responsibility for their son Nick with whom she hopes with live while her husband has “liberal” visitation rights.

The couple’s eldest child, Brooke Hogan, 19, is not legally subject to child support requirements. She’s also a terrible singer.

Linda also seeks an unspecified amount in alimony and child support from The Hulkster, as well as health insurance for Nick Bollea, who has been charged with reckless driving after a car crash in August.