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Advertisers, lawmakers and Garden State residents might have problems with Jersey Shore, but the show clearly appeals to one demographic:

Former young girlfriends of old men.

Asked about the show's star, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Holly Madison told E! News: "I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!"

That's one term for her. Would Holly wanna see Snooki nude in the pages of Playboy? Not exactly, but:

"I want to see her in a Midsummer Night's Dream outfit," she said, referring to Hugh Hefner's iconic party at the Playboy Mansion.

Bridget Marquardt, meanwhile, echoes her former threesome mate's sentiments.

"She's so funny. She's just being herself and that's just who she is," Bridget said of Polizzi.

As for Jersey Shore in general? Marquardt might not curse like Snooki, but she has the same feelings as the pint-sized, hilarious sex pot when it comes to the MTV series.

"I'm totally addicted. They're like the hottest people in America. They're trainwrecks! I love watching it and we get excited every time there's a new episode. We can't wait to watch."

30.

That's not the number of men Holly Madison slept with last night. Nor is it the number of time she flashed her breasts.

Instead, that's the age this Playboy model turns today, as Madison was an early Christmas present for her parents in 1979.

The past 12 months haven't been especially kind to Holly. She and her busty friends ranked as THG's eighth biggest celebrities of 2008, but failed to recapture their former glory after moving out of the Hugh Hefner's mansion this year.

Since then, Madison got voted off Dancing with the Stars very early on season eight; broke up with Criss Angel; heck, dated Criss Angel; and watched as Kendra Wilkinson stole the spotlight with the birth of her son.

In other words: Holly needs all the birthday wishes you can muster! As you enjoy her photo montage below, send them in today!

Last week, Holly Madison admitted that she had a crush on Good Charlotte bassist Benji Madden.

Now, the former Girl Next Door says she and the musician are banging like bandits. Just not in so many words.

Asked about Paris Hilton's ex, Madison told People: "I don't want to talk about him, except that I like him."

That response is about as coy as most of Madison's outfits.

Meanwhile, Madden was spotted this week at the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas, where Holly resides. While she still won't refer to Benji as her boyfriend, Holly says Madden is her "mysterious adventure buddy" and:

"I think everyone needs an adventure buddy."

We gotta give her credit. That's the most creative term for "f-ck buddy" we've ever heard.

Yup, this seems about right:

Holly Madison and Benji Madden are rumored to be dating. This can't come as a shock to anyone familiar with each celebrity's need for attention and/or questionable taste in the opposite sex. No offense, Hugh Hefner and Paris Hilton.

Okay, some offense.

A witness told Life & Style, the pair of D-listers was seen at a Starbucks together on Sunday.

“It was obvious something was going on between them,” said an onlooker. “Benji stood next to Holly with his arm around her. He was rubbing her lower back and the top of her butt, and she was hanging on his shoulder. They were laughing and flirting the entire time. They couldn’t take their hands off each other!”

Madison isn't shying away from the fact that she has a man. She Tweeted this week:

“You can say I’m hanging out with someone I have a crush on. [Benji] is just someone I have a crush on... for now!"

But, hey, if another wrinkly old man comes along with a TV show, you'll have some competition, Benji!

Because Kourtney Kardashian has been hogging all the pregnancy headlines, it's easy to forget: Kendra Wilkinson is knocked up, too.

Former co-star and current BFF, Holly Madison, hasn't lost track of this fact, however.

"I'm super-excited for her! She's less than a month away. It could happen anytime," the busty blonde told Us Weekly over the weekend.

The former roommates on The Girls Next Door haven't seen much of each other since Kendra moved away with her husband, Indianapolis Colts receiver Hank Baskett.

But Holly and Kendra keep in touch, just less closely than they used to when they were double teaming Hugh Hefner together.

"It just sucks that she's all the way in Indiana because I want to be there, but I’ll see the baby soon enough," Madison said. "We text all the time and she's really excited. She's happy as can be."

Holly, meanwhile, is back in our living rooms. Her new reality TV show, Holly's World, premiered on E! last night.

Holly Madison appeared on the season premiere of the new Girls Next Door, hanging out with the Shannon Twins in Las Vegas.

Away from the camera, however, this busty blonde and former top girlfriend of Hugh Hefner has mounting disdain for Hef's new play things.

“I had a great time with Hef and the girls when they came to see Peepshow and hang out in Vegas. I don't watch the other episodes though, because it kind of makes me mad," she told Fox News.

From where does this anger stem? The unoriginality of Karissa, Kristina and Crystal Harris.

"The girls need to focus on what makes them unique and not doing the same things Bridget, Kendra and I have already done on the show," Madison said. "Even camping in the backyard was an idea I had for an episode that we never got around to shooting. And guess what they just showed? The girls camping in the backyard."

Ah, yes, what makes these new girls unique. They're all blonde, they're all banging a senior citizen and they all possess a desperate need for love and attention.

That makes them entirely different from Bridget, Kendra and Holly, right?

On her official blog, Kim Kardashian writes she had a "very Disney Halloween."

While she's correct in that the socialite dressed as Princess Jasmine from Aladdin for the occasion, she's wrong in that no one under the age of 21 should be permitted to view her outfit.

If Jasmine had shown this much cleavage in the film, Aladdin would have had more than just Jafar with whom to battle over her affections. The entire kingdom would have been after the busty princess!

Incredibly, Kim showed more skin on Halloween than Holly Madison did with her costume. Guess when you pose nude for a living, the opportunity to wear a skimpy outfit on this holiday isn't as exciting.

Compare the beauties below:

Who looked sexier on Halloween?

It's official: The Girls Next Door are all back on television.

This comes as little surprise, considering the lack of skills possessed by Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison outside of wearing bathing suits on national TV.

Earlier this week, Madison announced that Planet Holly would start shooting in Las Vegas on October 12. We'll wait for your excitement level to return to normal...

This is way too easy. Please insert your own Holly Madison caption based on this photograph.

Of the new program, Madison says:

“There will be elements of The Girls Next Door in my show because there is such a fan following for it. It’s all good-natured and not mean like other reality shows. I’m really excited about the new series because I am also getting a legitimate co-producer credit for all the work I do behind the camera. It’s not a vanity credit. I’m super excited to learn from the best and take on new responsibilities.”

Meanwhile, Holly's former, ancient boyfriend is also coming back to TV. Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris and company premiere The Girls Next Door 2.0 on E! next month.

Rob Dyrdek is a professional skateboarder that has broken 21 Guinness World Records.

But instead of sticking landings last night, Dyrdek stuck it to Holly Madison instead! (We're really sorry, we don't know any skateboarding terms.)

The former star of MTV's Rob and Big spent the evening cozying up to the Playmate at East, a new Hollywood hot spot. Witnesses told E! News the pair sat together at a table in the back of the restaurant, taking shots and taking inventory of each other... if you know what we mean!

Holly Madison was never dating again... until she met Rob Dyrdek. Who could resist this fine piece?!?

"They were very much in their own world and not paying attention to their surroundings," said the source, who added the pair were first spotted together in Las Vegas a few weeks ago.

Also on hand at the bar last night? Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole. Good to see their throwdown with Joe Francis didn't scare the couple away from the night life completely.

This just in: Holly Madison has a career!

It's unclear exactly what this busty blonde does for a living, aside from prance around in skimpy clothing, but she told Life & Style that she wouldn't be doing anything at all if not for her breast implants.

"Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn't be where I am today," Holly told the tabloid. "My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way."

Is Madison a member of the Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame? You tell us!

Meanwhile, to see what sort of dance numbers Hugh Hefner's current girlfriends are up to, follow this article's jump.

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