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Usually, politicians are ambitious creatures who choose words carefully and make open-ended statements, but Secretary of State Hillary Clinton wasn't this time.

She battled Barack Obama down to the wire for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination, but don't expect the 2008 runner-up to ever try to succeed him.

Asked on Today if she will ever run for president again, the former First Lady and U.S. Senator, laughed heartily and replied: "No. No. No. I mean, this is a great job. It is a 24-7 job. And I'm looking forward to retirement at some point.”

She also addressed criticism that the head of the State Department is marginalized in debates over two national security threats: Afghanistan and Iran.

"I find it absurd," Clinton said, adding that maybe it is a "woman thing."

TEAM OF RIVALS: Obama brought Clinton into his administration.

"You know, I’m not one of these people who feels like I have to have my face in the front of the newspaper or on the TV every moment of the day. I would be irresponsible and negligent were I to say, 'Everything must come to me.'"

"Maybe that is a woman's thing. My goal is to be a positive force to implement the kind of changes the president and I believe are in the best interests of our country. But that doesn't mean it all has to be me, me, me all the time.”

Given Obama's late night skewering of late, perhaps there's just a little bit of HRC that's glad she's out of the limelight while the presidency is Barack's problem.

While she fell short in her race for the Democratic Presidential nomination against Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton won over 18 million votes - as well as our respect.

Not only that, her pantsuits gave us plenty of material for our celebrity fashion section, and for that we are grateful! Here's a photo tribute to HRC, who's 61 today:

When does your favorite celebrity commemorate another year of not dying? Who shares your special day? Confer with our celebrity birthdays calendar and learn!

Given that Tina Fey and Sarah Palin are already noted look-alikes, it was only a matter of time until the Saturday Night Live alumna parodied the Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential candidate on the late night comedy show.

Not only is Fey a dead-ringer for Sarah Palin, but her accent was downright hilarious in last night's "non-partisan" sketch skewering the 2008 presidential election.

Amy Poehler, while bearing no physical resemblance to Hillary Clinton, is nonetheless funny as the former First Lady in this faux, joint press conference ...

"I believe global warming is just God hugging us a little closer!"

Last night in Denver, Sen. Hillary Clinton spoke before the Democratic National Convention, urging party unity and support for Sen. Barack Obama.

She can give a great speech - but it's the former presidential candidate's style we're concerned about. The former First Lady even poked fun at herself, referring to her supporters as The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits.

Did Hillary Clinton make it work - or should the fashion police pull her over? Tell us if you think it's a fashion hit or miss in the poll below!

Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is seen here waving to fans, thanking them for support in her failed bid to become the opponent of John McCain.

OR IS SHE?

Is this a photo of the actual first woman to ever make it this far in a presidential election, or just a wax figure replicate of Bill Clinton's wife?

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Like Hillary Clinton or absolutely despise her insincere, pandering persona, you have to admit that the former First Lady can at least laugh at herself.

She smiled through her explanation of how she conveniently misremembered being under sniper attack in Bosnia - and she's also poked fun at her past choice of outfits.

Regarding the following sweater she wore in 1998, Clinton said: ""Sometimes the Christmas spirit gets the best of me."

The web's sexist political analyst, Amber Lee Ettinger, is at it again!

This time, "Obama Girl" is telling Hillary Rodham Clinton - whose chances of winning the Democratic nomination for president dwindle with each passing day - to lay off Barack Obama already! See hilarious video below ...

Don't worry, Mike Gravel. Amber Lee Ettinger is still crushing on you. But she also thinks the former First Lady should tone it down a bit.

No one is accusing Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton of anything resembling the lack of personal hygiene exhibited by "rocker" Cisco Adler.

Her political tactics, however, are growing dirtier by the day.

In Philadelphia during last night's debate, the New York Senator threw all she had and more at her opponent, Illinois Sen. Barack Obama.

Grasping at straws and resorting more than ever to personal attacks, it was the kind of display only an ardent supporter like Perez Hilton could love.

As for the Cisco kid, well, Mr. Adler not running for office (thankfully). But man, has this guy showered since 2003? The man just exudes dirty.

The hairy WhiteStarr singer may have shagged Kimberly Stewart, Lydia Hearst and Mischa Barton and who knows what other celebrities, but he will always he the greasy dude with the hat, tube socks and giant balls to us.

Tell us: Who's dirtier in their own way: Cisco Adler or Hillary Clinton?

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have the support of their spouses. That is obvious to anyone who knows about them. But what's less expected are their first-person pieces arguing for the candidates they know best in the latest issue of Us Weekly.

"I tell people I am married to the answer," Michelle Obama, 44, wrote to the celebrity news magazine. "If I weren't married to him, I'd still want a Barack Obama presidency right now â€" not in four or eight years, but now."

As the spousal counterpart of Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton wrote his own column.

"I'm really proud of Hillary's campaign - the big goals she's setting for America and the plans she has to achieve them. For most of her adult life, Hillary Clinton was a public servant without a public office," the former President of the U.S. said.

The full columns? We'll have to wait for those.

We enjoy both Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama and think it's very cool they did this. We also like Cindy McCain, who was for some reason not profiled by the publication for this feature. Oh well, maybe next time, Cindy.

Here's a funny YouTube video in which Hillary Rodham Clinton discloses the true nature of her relationship with rival Democratic Sen. Barack Obama.

This is a clear parody of the infamous videos made by Sarah Silverman and boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel, in which they confess that they are f*%king Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, respectively. Like those, this one contains strong language.

Who knew Barack and Hillary were so close ...

Good stuff. We're just holding our collective breath in hopes that someone will make one featuring Heidi Montag and John McCain next.