Heidi Montag
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are attention whores to the max. They will say, and do, pretty much anything to get celebrity gossip websites to cover it.

And we do, time and again. We are suckers.

Because this is their whole schtick, and they are keenly self-aware of it as well as successful, it often seems pointless to call Speidi out on its absurdity.

Comparing Heidi to Michael Jackson, though?

In a new interview, Spencer Pratt told MTV’s The After Show that Heidi is a “new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson. Like Michael Jackson’s in heaven."

"The holy spirit now has Michael Jackson juice, so boom," the slimy one said, fresh off Heidi's epic Miss Universe crap-fest Sunday night in the Bahamas. "For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with Michael Jackson’s divine spirit.”

So basically, he is likening probably the worst performer in the history of music to the recently-deceased, most successful and revolutionary star in the history of entertainment for the sake of headlines. That's Spencer Pratt for you.

Just to prove he really said this, here's the video ...

For Heidi Montag, her killer body didn't come easy. It required hitting the plastic surgeon's office gym with trainer Chad Waterbury regularly for months.

To get in shape for her airbrushed Playboy photos and her "live performance" at Sunday's Miss Universe competition, Heidi worked hard to look her best.

Fortunately, you can't gain singing talent like you can muscle tone.

Heidi's rendition of "Body Language" at the Miss Universe pageant was beyond bad, but the title of her crappy single is somewhat appropriate, given the time she spent getting into shape to pose for her weak set of PG-13 pics in Playboy.

"I definitely got in great shape for that, it's the perfect title considering everything!" she says. "In Playboy, you see the photos, but in Miss Universe, you see it live ... what my body looks like and what I've been working for."

Like a knockoff version of Britney Spears circa 2000, in other words.

WHAT DUMBBELL: Heidi Montag's workout (and airbrushing) works wonders.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt brag that their trainer "only trains professional athletes."

They should fit right in then, if being professional attention whores qualifies.

Her number one goal from the workout: to build a better behind. "I had just the flattest butt!" Heidi admits. "I wanted it to be pure muscle and be curvier. Playboy is very feminine, sexy, curvy and I really wanted to go for that look."

Follow the link if you actually want to read about Heidi's crappy workout. We can't imagine you do, but we just can't take this anymore right now.

It was possibly one of the worst live efforts in music history.

But in the mind of Heidi Pratt, performing at Miss Universe ranks as high as her various weddings to Spencer, getting her fake boobs, nose, hair and lips, joining the cast of MTV's The Hills and other life highlights. She wrote on Twitter:

"Last night was one of the best nights of my life!!!! I had so much fun!" Heidi wrote on Twitter Monday morning. "My first performance. Thank you God!"

Heidi also Tweeted to Perez Hilton: "It only goes up from here!"

It certainly can't go down. Heidi's attempt to channel Britney Spears circa 2000 MTV VMAs could not have been more rough. Think bad lip-synching and bad dance moves - so bad that NBC edited her "song" down to two minutes.

"I grew up watching Britney Spears," Heidi Montag admits. "That's someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I'm ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go."

No, no we don't.

Please, Heidi and Spencer. We begrudgingly admire your enterprising nature, but just stick to what you do best - being attention whores, staging fake weddings, sucking copious amounts of face and spreading fake sex tape rumors about LC.

Thank you God is right ... that it's over.

Nauseating, repugnant, blatant fame whores as Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are, you have to give them credit for going all-in and knowing what they are.

They are definitely going all-in, donning swimsuits in the Bahamas to enjoy the beach ... Heidi Pratt Playboy cover in hand (and t-shirt on Spencer) of course:

Spencer Pratt cannot believe what airbrushing can do.

It's good to see that Heidi Montag's Miss Universe performance hasn't diminished Spencer's love for his cash cow. She may have no talent and be made primarily of silicone, but the girl gets paid. Right now, as a matter of fact.

Click to enlarge more photos of The Hills' gruesome twosome below, if you dare. There's plenty of skin exposed, and some serious PDA going on ...

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Earlier this year, Aubrey O'Day bared it all for Playboy. Heidi Montag was recently featured in a less revealing, overrated, weak sauce PG-13 Playboy spread.

O'Day, the gold standard of nude photos, is understandably disappointed.

Despite calling Mrs. Pratt a "beautiful girl," Aubrey feels The Hills star could have taken a few more chances when she posed for the #1 men's magazine.

She didn't hesitate when asked whose pictures are better, though.

"I'd have to go with mine," said Aubrey O'Day. "There's been so much speculation and competition between the two MTV girls, and I had heard that Spencer made some statement about it, but, I don't know, I think mine's still the winner."

"Every woman has her own way of expressing herself. My Playboy photos express my nature as a woman. They were classy, they depicted parts of my body that I love, and I felt completely beautiful, secure and empowered by them."

Yes. "Empowering" and "classy" are definitely words that come to mind ...

Who wins this battle for skanky Playboy supremacy?

Essentially, O'Day thinks Montag's Playboy effort was almost as overly hyped and poorly executed as her Miss Universe performance last night. Almost.

Aubrey, who said she would "absolutely" pose for the magazine again, added that she thinks that if her naked adversary has plans to do so - as she has expressed - she'd better step ip up and actually give readers Heidi Montag nude.

"Whatever her journey is, I'd say to just take a risk, really do something kind of ... maybe do something she's a little scared to do, so she overcomes a fear and feels really proud," the former Danity Kane singer advised Heidi Pratt.

"You can take a million pretty pictures, there are million pretty celebrity pictures, but it's like: Which pictures are really going to stand out and be iconic, and which pictures are just pretty pictures that are here today, gone tomorrow?"

While we see Aubrey's point - why pose in Playboy at all if you're not gonna go all out - calling O'Day's pictures "iconic" might be a little bit of a stretch.

Who would you rather ...

In sequined pants and matching bra, Heidi Montag's rendition of "Body Language," her first career live effort, was underwhelming even by her low standards.

NBC, which was broadcasting the Miss Universe 2009 pageant live, apparently had similar thoughts and blocked out more than half of her song at the event.

Heidi sang (term used loosely) as the 15 finalists were introduced. Stefania Fernandez was later crowned the winner, helping fans forget this musical debacle.

"I think people don't know what to expect, and how can they? It's my first performance live and it's in front of half a billion eyes. I'm very excited to show everyone what I'm coming with," said Heidi Montag prior to her performance.

What she came up with were the simplest of dance moves, some of which she couldn't even execute (so much for all that rehearsing), and bad lip-synching even when she insisted she would sing live. Or, "as live as it can be." Poor.

Sources later reported that Heidi Montag might not sing because "production staffers were worried about her performance." With good reason. The wife of Spencer Pratt experienced problems remembering the lyrics as well ... to her own song.

Relax, though ... it's even worse than we're making it sound.

If you want to watch Heidi Montag lip-synch to her bad ripoff of "Situation" by Yaz, and attempt to dance while NBC edits out half of the material, check out the video of the 'Tag "singing" at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant below ...

Speidi has taken its traveling PDA show on the road to the Bahamas this week because Heidi Montag is scheduled to "perform" at the Miss Universe 2009 Pageant.

Wherever Heidi goes, Spencer Pratt follows, ready to flash a copy of her recent Playboy spread or dry hump his plastic princess for the cameras. Standard.

Montag is scheduled to “sing” at the pageant Sunday night, but in the least surprising news you'll hear today, the gruesome twosome is already causing drama.

A pageant insider said, “They’re a complete nightmare. Heidi has missed rehearsals,” and Spencer “tried to demand that the hotel pay him to lay by the pool.”

"Spencer demanded the hotel pay him to lay by the pool" after he and Heidi were comped on the cabanas, the insider said. "The Atlantis laughed in his face."

A rep for Heidi denies she and Spencer have caused any problems. Well, aside from normal dry humping in public of course. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"This report is absolutely untrue. Heidi has been rehearsing in L.A. five days a week for the show, and Spencer hasn't even spoken with the Atlantis."

How dare someone write that Spencer Pratt has an inflated sense of self-worth? Where would they come up with that idea? The nerve of some people.

Sunday may actually be worth watching for the unintentional comedy. If her music videos are any indication, she cannot sing at all - and those aren't even live.

Besides, it can't be a bigger letdown than the "Heidi Montag nude" Playboy shoot.

Heidi Montag (or Heidi Pratt, whatever you want to call the silicone spouse of Spencer Pratt) cannot sing. At all. She is terrible. But the Miss Universe pageant coordinators have nevertheless signed her up to perform live at Sunday night's event.

Here's The Hills star striking a fierce, sultry pose as she practices the choreography for what is sure to be an instant YouTube classic at an L.A. dance studio:

All the rehearsal in the world won't give Heidi Montag any talent.

When the dust settles Sunday night, a new Miss Universe will be crowned and Spencer Pratt will be issuing press releases (probably while posing for pictures with the Heidi Montag nude Playboy issue in hand) about his primarily plastic bride.

We can't wait. It's what Jesus would want after all, for her to share her "God-given gifts" with the masses. Click to enlarge more photos of Heidi rehearsing ...

[Photo Credits: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Despite obscene amounts of hype and even more airbrushing, why didn't Heidi Pratt actually bare all in the overrated September issue of Playboy?

"Always leave them asking for more," Pratt said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show on Tuesday morning. "Next time, I'll have more to reveal."

Note that no one really wants to see more.

Asked if she has a two- or three-part Playboy deal, Mrs. Spencer Pratt coyly replied, "Maybe." She added that she "had fun" stripping down.

The Heidi Montag nude spread in no way compromised her Christianity, the bleach-blonde star of The Hills was quick to point out. Because you know Jesus approves of Playboy ... as long as the girls don't go full frontal style.

Jesus gives the thumbs-up to Heidi Montag sort of nude!

"For me personally, I feel like God created the human body, and the body is beautiful," she said. "The way God created us in the beginning was naked."

"I am not ashamed of it. I'm proud of it... This was such a blessed experience."

The way God created her was quite a lot different, of course ... think a lot of plastic surgery and four seasons of The Hills ago. See photo comparison below to see the "natural" beauty Heidi displayed in Playboy vs. who she used to be.

Then again, at least Spencer Pratt is giving her 20-30 orgasms a day as an honest woman after they got married. Surely He approves of their union.

Heidi then and now. What a difference a lot of plastic surgery makes.

Note to Spencer Pratt: WE KNOW.

We've all seen the Heidi Montag nude photo spread in Playboy and read the disgusting quotes already. You have officially over-exposed your prize ho wife, even by your high standards. It's time to put the magazine down.

And judging by Heidi's hand position in the photo below, she may want to put something down, as well. Please, you two, get a room (on another planet) ...

Spencer Pratt proudly displays his wife's overrated Playboy cover.

While Playboy has likely never had a more hyped, less appealing spread, which is saying something, Speidi is no doubt laughing all the way to the bank as usual.

Click to enlarge more photos of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag celebrating his 26th birthday at Cut restaurant in Beverly Hills Friday, and going out for frozen yogurt, and shopping, with Spencer proudly waving a copy of Playboy all the way ...

[Photos: Fame Pictures]