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For all the time we spend ripping on the epic dweebs that are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, it's worth noting that for all that is annoying about the self-promoting losers, The Hills duo is often spotted giving back to their community.

This won't stop our bashing of them. Not remotely.

But it deserves a little recognition. Here they are at the 4th Annual Pink Party to Benefit Cedars-Sinai Womens Cancer Research Institute in Santa Monica ...

It's Heidi Montag's 22nd birthday today! We're working on a special little photo tribute to the wannabe barbie doll birthday girl a little later this afternoon.

After trying her hand at a singing career, Heidi Montag is now trying for something a little bit more believable to the consumer public.

We're talking about The Hills star officially transforming into an inanimate object complete with large fake boobs, plastic lips and hair.

That’s right, Heidi Montag is getting her own Barbie doll. Typecasting lives!

“We just talked to Mattel, and we are already working on our own Ken and Barbie,” Spencer Pratt, her manager and fiance, confirmed.

No word yet on whether there will also be a nicer, more natural and better looking Lauren Conrad doll released around the same time.

We just hope Barbie Heidi doesn't accidentally tape over her Ken doll's shows on TiVo. We all know how much he hates that.

Back to normal. After Sunday night's special airing of "Boys Make Girls Cry" to hype the MTV VMAs, The Hills returned to its normal time slot Monday.

The lead story: Brody Jenner in jail. 

The morning after Frankie Delgado's birthday bash, Lauren Conrad, Stephanie Pratt, and Lo Bosworth tried to track down Brody and Doug Reinhardt and figure out what jail they were taken to - and what happened that sparked their detention.

LC and her posse consider calling places that offer bail, but considering they're in Las Vegas of all places, that's a bit of a wild goose chase.

Just as they become dejected and think there's no way they'll figure it out, Frankie walks into the hotel room with Brody and Doug right behind him. 

Brody Jenner's gal pals weren't so happy with him on The Hills last night.

Turns out that Brody Jenner and Doug Reinhardt got in a fight in the casino and ended up in a holding room right there, on the premises. Not jail.

So, after weeks of hype about Brody in jail, he was not actually in jail. Talk about misleading your audience. That's almost Grey's Anatomy-esque!

Either way, Lauren Conrad was far from pleased, calling them "idiots."

Meanwhile, at Casa de Pratt, Spencer has had enough of Holly Montag.

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MTV sucks.

Sorry, but it's true. First, with no notice, they decide to air a new episode of The Hills as a special, Sunday-night lead-in for the VMAs. Hella weak.

Even worse, though? Plugging the VMAs with a gigantic banner that took up half the screen. And since half The Hills takes place in clubs - necessitating subtitles for the conversations - that banner made them unreadable. Nice work, assclowns.

Lastly, the network spent the entire week promoting an exciting fight that landed Brody Jenner in jail, with Doug Reinhardt in tow. This, of course, was only discussed in the last 12 seconds. Wait 'til next episode again, we suppose!

Eat ass, MTV.

Anyway, from what we could discern, Lauren Conrad and Co. headed to the City of Sin for Frankie Delgado's birthday. For whatever reason, that turned into one huge drama-fest as Brody rode Stephanie Pratt hard the entire time.

We don't mean that in a sexual way. Heavens no. He was just bashing her over and over again for being shady. Brody Jenner either has a huge grudge for some reason, or was prompted by the producers to harp on this. Or both.

At dinner, Stephane Pratt finally confronted Brody Jenner to try to figure out why he told Lauren Conrad not to be friends with her.

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MTV's popular "reality" series, The Hills, and its cast members are constantly accused of being scripted, phony and fake.

Fake it very well may be. But the reaction of Lauren Conrad to Heidi Montag's music video on Jimmy Kimmel Live is not.

LC was nearly moved to tears, and not in an emotional or poignant way, upon seeing Heidi Montag's video for "Higher."

Lauren Conrad basically summed up our gut reaction to the video - or pretty much anything Heidi does, for that matter.

Check out this comedic moment and other insights on The Hills and its cast from the show's lovely leading lady, LC ...

Looks like the entertainment world's Sultan of Sleaze has gotten his hands on a new girl ... to help manage his busy schedule, that is.

Holly Montag, the older sister of Heidi Montag from The Hills, has been hired as the personal assistant to the Girls Gone Wild CEO.

She's been at it since his release from jail in March.

"His last assistant quit," said an insider to the New York Post. "And Joe aggressively sought out Holly Montag to work for him."

Another source said of Holly and Joe, "She's running his life."

Holly Montag with The Hills' Heidi Montag.

Francis - who is preparing to do battle on Celebrity Apprentice next season, and might also appear on The Hills this season, rumor has it - told the Post, "Holly is fantastic, probably the best assistant I have ever had."

You can read into that however you want.

Either way, Spencer Pratt is probably psyched about this arrangement. Not because he cares about Francis, but because Holly is out of his hair.

On last night's episode of The Hills, Lauren Conrad started to think things with Doug Reinhardt is fizzling out. We saw that coming big time.

Not because of the show. Just because in real life, Lauren Conrad and Doug Reinhardt were inseparable for like three weeks, then he went MIA.

Whitney Port gives her good advice: if she's not feelin' it, it's better to get out early. Speaking of Whitney, she's got some romance of her own!

Ms. Port heads to New York City to meet up with Kelly Cutrone at the east coast People's Revolution office. There she meets a model named Alex!

At dinner, Spencer Pratt tells Heidi Montag that he will never be close with his sister again. Man, he is as schmoozy and sleazy as ever these days.

When Heidi says that she misses Stephanie Pratt, Spencer tells her that if she plans on rekindling a friendship with Steph, don't come home. LOL. 

Last night's The Hills was the end of the road for Doug Reinhardt.

Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner have dinner and he warns her yet again about Stephanie Pratt. LC confides that Doug is boring and gonna get dumped.

In New York, Whitney Port meets up with Alex after Kelly seemingly set this up for her, arranging a group get-together and then bailing last-second.

Things go well and the two decide to extend the evening with a little walk around New York. The night doesn't end with a kiss but they do promise to meet again. Could a Whitney Port romance - or spin-off -be in the works?

Back in L.A., Stephanie brings a peace offering to Spencer Pratt to try to repair their broken relationship. It's a book he wanted, and he accepts Steph's gift - but takes a parting shot at her about LC just the same. What a d!ck.

As the episode concludes, Lauren Conrad drives over to break things off with Doug Reinhardt. He gets defensive and doesn't seem to understand why she doesn't want to make it work. But in the end, he takes it pretty well.

Just when we thought every possible way of ridiculing Heidi Montagand her music video for "Overdosin'" had been explored, The Soup's Joel McHale proved us wrong yet again. Check out this disturbing, hilarious parody ...

Face, that is. As well as in the figurative sense, of course.

Really, who can blame Spencer Pratt for his inability to keep his hands (or mouth) off of Heidi Montag? Sure, she has no original body parts left, or any talent to speak. But dating her has allowed him to make millions!

Spencer Pratt locks lips with Heidi Montag. You may vomit at will ...

The battle lines have been clearly drawn for years. But since a recent TV Guide photo spread has actually pitted The Hills' respective "teams" - captained by stars Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag - in tight-fitting football uniforms and ready to rumble, we're forced to ask this time-honored celebrity gossip question once again:

WHICH TEAM ARE YOU ON?