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Be on the lookout, Nancy Shevell. A wooden leg might be flying in your direction any day now.

A friend of Heather Mills has told Great Britain's The Daily Mirror that the world's best known, one-legged digger of gold is far from pleased about Shevell's relationship with Paul McCartney.

"Heather's threatening to call and explain the dangers of dating a Beatle," the friend said, claiming Mills thinks she'd be doing this for Nancy's own good. "She had hell with the public hating her and reckons Nancy could too. Heather genuinely thinks she's doing Nancy a good turn."

Beware, Nancy Shevell. Heather Mills is on the prowl.

Moreover, this close, loyal pal of Mills says the former Dancing with the Stars contestant went nuts after hearing about Shevell and McCartney's recent vacation.

"She went ballistic when she found out. She's also terrified they're planning a baby - even though Nancy's not far off 50 - and thinks another child will detract from Beatrice."

The altruism of Mills never ceases to impress us. It's obvious she's just worried about Nancy and daughter Beatrice in this situation. What a terrible, no good, selfish, greedy, media-obsessed whore of a woman.

Just when you thought she might crawl back under the slimy rock from whence she came, Heather Mills' divorce battle with Paul McCartney may erupt again.

The legendary gold digger plans to return to court in a bid to get the gag order lifted on her case, according to the UK's Daily Star.

If she succeeds, Mills, dubbed Mucca because of her porn past, will make millions in media deals, on top of the tens of millions in gold she's already dug.

She was evidently left reeling by Mr. Justice Bennett's judgment last week, in which he branded her a "fantasist" who "wholly exaggerated" the extent of her personal wealth before she met Sir Paul McCartney, 65.

Heather Mills' lawyer yesterday described the judge's 58-page verdict as a "prolonged hanging" which led to her suffering "blanket vilification."

Solicitor David Rosen revealed: "Heather is frustrated... She feels it is very unfair that the judgment should be printed in full when she cannot defend herself. She's planning to apply to lift the ban. It was damning enough that the judge made his judgment so clear and vividly ... no-one deserves that. It's like a prolonged hanging."

Allow us a brief pause in which we cry Heather Mills a frickin' river.

Beyond what the judge chose to disclose to the press, the hearings were covered by a confidentiality agreement, enforced by a court order. That means neither party is allowed to elaborate on what was said in the case.

But the upcoming Miss USA judge argues that now the judge has lifted the lid on some details, she wants to be able to put all her side of the exchanges.

She wants every word that was said during the nine days in the court made public. And she wants to be free to say what she wants about it.

A source said last night: "If she succeeds, her interviews will make amazing viewing and Sir Paul had better take cover."

So, expect a deluge of Heather Mills naked pics then?

What's more unlikely than the recently released Kristin Davis nude photos being legitimate?

Heather Mills possessing any sort of qualification necessary to judge a beauty pageant.

Nevertheless, the spoiled, useless, gold-digging peg leg of an ex-wife to Paul McCartney has been booked as a judge for The Miss USA Pageant.

Heather Mills stares into the distance, wondering how she'll ever subsist on just $50 million.

Annoying Brother-sister duo Donny and Marie Osmond will be hosting the beauty pageant, which will air from Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas, Nevada on Friday, April 11.

Yesterday, Mills was awarded about $50 million in her divorce settlement with McCartney - and then doused his lawyer with water after the verdict was revealed.

Heather Mills is standing tall.

Well, as tall as one can stand with a fake leg.

The evil ex-wife of Paul McCartney has declared herself "so, so happy" with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from the singing legend, an amount that was finalized this morning in London.

There was actually a time when Paul McCartney and Heather Mills were happy and... ah, who are we kidding? She was always after his money.

Despite receiving an enormous sum for being nothing but a spoiled ball and chain, Mills stood on the courthouse steps and could not let the issue slide.

"I am standing here because Paul is insistent on the whole judgment being put out. I've said that if the whole judgment goes out then all the transcripts have to go out because it's going to be written in a way that they will try and make it that I wasn't successful," she said.

Let is now be known: Heather Mills is a successful gold digger!

Heather Mills doesn't have the best reputation in Great Britain (or anywhere), but Londoners were stumped when Heather's face for some reason popped up all over London - a series of naked pics on call-girl flyers! Check it out ....

Fake or not, Heather Mills is seriously nude in these enticing advertisements!

The photos are actually part of a random, guerrilla marketing effort by the National Coalition of Anti-Deportation Campaigns, though we can't imagine Heather Mills' sordid, high-end call-girl past can be a coincidence.

We can't help but point out, also, that there are real, actual Heather Mills naked pictures out there, and not exactly in short supply.

Way to waste time faking them, morons!

On an unrelated note, this is the second most random (and slightly foul) story we've reported today, following only the Gene Simmons sex tape.

Forget the gold-digging Heather Mills for a moment.

Let's focus on the unfaithful Heather Mills.

According to Great Britain's News of the World, the former model had marathon sex sessions with film editor Tim Steel for six months while she was still married to Paul McCartney.

Steel says the former call girl would even show him texts from Sir Paul before she'd ravage him with her one leg and lack of morals.

"I didn't mind; I suppose I was flattered that Heather still wanted to have sex with me despite being pursued by this musical demi-god," Steel said.

So - gulp - what was Mills like in bed, Tim?

"Heather was insatiable between the sheets and she liked to call me her four-times-a-night guy. Our record was six," he said. "Most of the time it was multiple orgasms. Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone: her stump. I used to massage one particular sensitive area of it and give her an orgasm!"

That's grosser than the image of Holly Wellin providing Hillary Clinton with oral sex.

Another day, another picture of Heather Mills naked.

As more shots of the former Mrs. Paul McCartney emerge, courtesy of a 1993 photo shoot, it's been our pleasure to present them to readers on a frequent basis.

So here's a look at Mills, taking a break from digging gold to hug her bare breasts. No doubt she's on her knees for some millionaire that's stepped aside for the moment...

No wonder Heather Mills is continually trying to spank Paul McCartney in the former couple's divorce case. It's all she knows.

We've uncovered yet another lewd photo of Mills from a 1993 photo shoot. The one below, along with other Heather Mills pics from that time, were part of a "sex education manual," according to the one-legged digger of gold.

Well, if that's the case, Kim Kardashian has read it cover to cover.

Heather Mills is a porn liar.

Despite numerous denials that she had ever posed in the buff, new pictures have surfaced that show Paul McCartney's embattled ex-wife baring it all in a photo shoot taken before she lost her leg in a 1993 accident.

In photos obtained by the Britain's News of the World, Heather Mills squeezes into a red lace teddy with matching stockings, exposing her breasts and opening her legs in a pose that would make Breann McGregor proud.

Back when talk of her posing in such a fashion began last year - in reference to a German sex book - the one-legged gold-digger said:

"They eliminate the whole 20 years of my life of campaigning and put in things like 'hardcore porn queen,'"adding that the pictorial in question was actually part of a "sex education manual.

Take a look at the picture in question while we stifle laughter...

One leg, no clothes: Heather Mills nude.

The latest shots making news are unlikely to help Mills with her ongoing battle against the media and McCartney.

"Paul has tried to give Heather the benefit of the doubt for the sake of their daughter, Beatrice. Now these pictures have surfaced, it's impossible," said a source.

It's also gross.

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at The Hollywood Gossip. What would this traditional holiday be without family, friends, food, football and reflection upon some of the things we most appreciate in our lives.

For this celebrity news site, that means expressing thanks to some of the biggest turkeys we've come to know this past year. Below is a look at our staff's Top 10 (take a wild guess who was voted our Biggest Turkey of the Year) ...

10. Riley Giles. Not only does he give Lindsay Lohan a good stuffing, this clown is a meathead to the max. See mug shots. Yeah. Prime turkey material.

9. John Mayer. Makes the list in spite (or perhaps because) of the fact that he dates Minka Kelly. Guy's dome is also roughly the size of Plymouth Rock.

8. Michael Vick. Oh, wait, he's a dog.

7. Jan Adams. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

6. Brad Womack. Worst. Bachelor. Ever.

5. Dancing with the Stars judges. These losers really dropped the ball this season with some dubious decisions. Sabrina Bryan was robbed worse than Native Americans by the New World's European settlers. Close, anyway.

4. Spencer Pratt. The Hills villain sure can gobble up publicity.

3. Heather Mills. Imagine the kind of Thanksgiving feast you could throw after gold-digging your way to more than $50M of your ex-husband's fortune!

2. Blake Fielder-Civil. Raging alcoholism. Massive quantities of hard ass drugs. The surprise wedding. The bloody melee. A barroom brawl. Some witness tampering. This holiday, Amy Winehouse's husband should be thankful he's alive.

Fnally, The Hollywood Gossip's Biggest Turkey of the Year award goes to ...

1. Britney Spears. Talk about a foregone conclusion. Like the New England Patriots of the NFL, it was Britney Spears in her own league and everyone else playing for second. We raise a turkey leg (and some pork rinds) to you, Brit.