Heather Locklear
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All we know for sure is that it's not David Spade she's k-i-s-s-i-n-g anymore.

Fresh off one of the oddest celebrity pairings we've seen, Heather Locklear was recently spotted sharing an intimate dinner with Christina Applegate's ex-husband. The man is also known as Johnathan Schaech, an actor probably best known for his role in That Thing You Do!

"She really likes him," says a Locklear pal of the actor. "It's still in that fun, getting-to-know-each-other stage."

Of course, Locklear was married to Richie Sambora.

Who is now dating Denise Richards.

Who was once wed to Charlie Sheen.

Who has a soft spot for drag queens.

There may be a quiz on this later.

Great. Just as we were getting used to the idea that David Spade was somehow dating Heather Locklear, the couple has broken up.

"Heather is still going through a lot with Denise Richards and (estranged husband) Richie Sambora," a source said. "It's just too soon for her to get serious. They are still friends. It's not ugly."

Another source close to Spade says that the break "was a mutual decision."

Right. Because the former Saturday Night Live star can get a woman such as Locklear any time he wants to. At least he can now see her in Melrose Place on DVD.

Locklear and Spade were first spotted smooching at an afterparty for the Showbiz Show in March â€" a month after Locklear filed for divorce from Sambora.

They now join a long list of couples that couldn't quite make it all the way through summer. Ashlee Simpson and Braxton Olita are no longer hot or heavy, for example.

And Kate Bosworth couldn't find the time in between not eating to keep dating Orlando Bloom.

Ok, ok, so Grey's Anatomy didn't win any Emmy Awards last night. We'll get over that shortly.

Helping us to do so would be how striking Katherine Heigl looked in her dress. She's certainly in the running for Best Dressed from the ceremony. Here she is, along with a pair of other hotties that looked dashing walking across the red carpet:

Meanwhile, Heather Locklear was on hand to honor Aaron Spelling. If the former Melrose Place star was still smarting from the deception of ex-best friend, Denise Richards, she didn't show it here:

Finally, Jeremy Piven is allowed to be as silly as he wants now. The actor won the Emmy many believed he should have taken home a year ago for his role in Entourage: