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We may receive some complaints for this, but THG must tell it like it is:

Pregnancy is not sexy.

Look, our staff loves babies. In the interest of full disclosure, in fact, our Secretary is expecting his first child this spring. But that doesn't mean we need to see knocked up celebrities parading around in a bikini, about to pop.

Especially when that celebrity (let's refer to her as "Kendra Wilkinson") is clearly making money off her state by posing for a supermarket tabloid. It's just creepy all around.

Shockingly, Kendra has not heeded this advice, however, and is featured (in all her pregnant glory) in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly.

Inside the magazine, Kendra keeps grossing us out by explaining how pregnancy has affected her sex life.

"I am a wild girl in bed and I can’t really be that wild anymore because I have limits now. I have 40 extra pounds in my belly, so I get tired easily. But... I have a great man in bed, he definitely knows how to please me."

Way to go, Hank Baskett. We guess.

These photos would be a lot cuter... if they weren't placed in the pages of a celebrity gossip rag.

The Indianapolis Colts have just trimmed the ranks of the unemployed by one. We had a feeling the recession was on the verge of turning around!

Hank Baskett, the football player husband of Kendra Wilkinson, is en route to Indianapolis, Ind., where he is expected to sign with the NFL's Colts.

The Philadelphia Eagles cut the dad-to-be from its 53-man roster this week to make room for the more controversial and talented Michael Vick.

In the immediate aftermath of Hank getting cut from Philly, THG posited that the New York Giants would be a good fit, as they also need receivers.

We're glad Baskett managed to catch on with the Colts in any case.

The only problem? Hanks's favorite "receiver" and "tight end" will need to trade in this Eagles jersey for a blue and white Indianapolis model ...

A word of advice to Hank Baskett, as he begins his career in Indy: Focus on football more than cheesy pics on Kendra's blog and maybe you won't get waived.

Michael Vick has struck again.

Fortunately, no pitbulls were injured as a result of the latest news surrounding Vick; just a Bunny and her husband.

Vick was taken off the Philadelphia Eagles exempt list today, meaning the team had to make room for the quarterback on its 53-man roster. The player cut by the squad? Mr. Kendra Wilkinson himself, Hank Baskett.

A wide receiver, Baskett is now free to catch on with any team in the NFL. Perhaps Philly's division rival, the New York Giants, could use his services.

That club recently lost wideout Hakeem Nicks to an injury. Moreover, Hank has extensive experience playing with giants. (That was a reference to Kendra's large boobs!)

Hank Baskett is now a statistic. He joins the rising ranks of America's unemployed.

With the celebrity gossip world wrapped up in Kourtney Kardashian's pregnancy, Kendra Wilkinson had to do something to get the attention back on her impending child.

So she and husband Hank Baskett gave the future therapy patient a name!

It will be Hank Baskett IV.

"Hank and I have soooo much to do to prepare for our baby's arrival, but one thing we can already cross off our list is coming up with a name," Kendra wrote on her blog. "We've already decided to name our son Hank Baskett IV!!!"

Wilkinson also chopped off a lot of her hair, reasoning that this is a natural step for any expectant mother.

"I really like it... it’s so much easier to manage and in a few months I’m definitely not going to have much time to deal with my hair so this is definitely a great change," she wrote.

No word on whether Kendra and Hank plan on getting a puppy for their son to play with. Probably not, considering Michael Vick is now Baskett's teammate.

Sure, they're reality stars too. But don't look for expecting parents-to-be Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett to go all Jon and Kate Gosselin on us.

K-Dubs says their baby, due Christmas Day, probably won't be on camera too much if she and Baskett continue starring on her reality show Kendra.

That is a lesson learned from Jon & Kate Plus 8. And we're talking about a lesson learned before Jon left Kate and started banging Hailey Glassman.

"We don't watch that anymore," Kendra tells E! Online. "I watched back when it was good and they weren't all Hollywood. I feel bad for the kids."

"If we do have a show, none of that's going to happen... I want to be able to spend quality time with my child and not give the world too much."

Wow, a star wanting less exposure? What a concept.

The Basketts have no love for the Gosselins. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Looks like she's putting her money where her mouth is, too. Kendra Wilkinson is moving to Philadelphia to be with Hank for the football season.

"I need to get away and hibernate and be a protective mama," the newlywed explained. "I like the energy there, but everyone leaves me alone."

"I feel way more private [in Philly] than here, and that's what I need."

"It's perfect timing," she added of the East Coast winter. "That's where a real Christmas is. I want a real Christmas baby in a real Christmas place!"

After Kendra Wilkinson's baby bump is long gone, the happy couple will eventually land back on the West Coast, however. Going back to the roots.

"We're going to try to get a house to buy and live in with the baby," Kendra said. "We're thinking about San Diego County. Back to where I'm from!"

Cute expectant mom alert! With her baby bump growing (as they have been known to), the expectant Kendra Wilkinson, a.k.a. Mrs. Hank Baskett, was spotted with her spouse in a figure-flattering t-shirt yesterday.

She's really starting to show! That probably isn't too surprising, as she felt the first kick recently, but she isn't due until Christmastime. Kendra tied the knot with her football player beau in late June at the Playboy Mansion.

Kendra doesn't know the sex of her baby, has predicted she's having a boy. Hank Baskett has not made any guesses. We predict he will be teased in the Philadelphia Eagles clubhouse merely for being in photos like this one:

Reality star Kendra Wilkinson stepped out for a shopping trip with new hubby Hank Baskett on L.A.'s Melrose Avenue. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Kendra Wilkinson's wedding to Hank Baskett was fit for a princess.

Their sun-soaked honeymoon looks like it was the stuff of dreams.

To top it all off, the model and NFL player are expecting a baby.

But how well does the fairy-tale couple really know each other?

The two took to the E! Online series The Game of Love to find out just that. And we find out more than we ever wanted to about Hank's personal hygiene.

Check out the clip below, as Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett go at it in an intense battle over each other’s bad habits, cleanliness, and arguments.

Be advised, however: Kendra laughs a lot in the six-minute video ...

It sounds as if Kendra Wilkinson's honeymoon is going well:

Hiiiii guys!!!! So the honeymoon is really just flyyyyying by but me n hank are still having the most incredible time!!!!!!!! I never ever want to leave :(

These words were posted on her official site, but before you get too sad, she also has some happier news - more wedding photos! Not her personal ones, but pictures from the print version of Us Weekly that we haven't posted before ...

The fairy-tale couple tied the knot at the Playboy Mansion on June 27.

Follow the jump for more Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson wedding pictures - along with a bonus pic of Kendra in a bikini during her honeymoon in St. Lucia!

[Photos: Us Weekly, Splash News Online]

Newlywed Kendra Wilkinson, who tied the knot with Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett at the Playboy Mansion Saturday, was no bridezilla.

But she was not shy about giving her bridesmaids (Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt among them) or brother Colin, who gave her away, the play-by-play.

"I'm stepping, I'm stepping, stepping," the E! reality star informed her bridesmaids as she made her way down the mansion's steps prior to the wedding.

"Colin, Colin, shuffle your feet, don't walk," Kendra told her bro. "Shuffle your feet. Gotta shuffle. I gotta shuffle my feet. This dress is getting in my way."

Of course, no Kendra Wilkinson event would be complete without that painful laugh, and her wedding vows had a quality one, along with a mini-blunder.

Still, all her regimented work paid off in the end. Check out the video below, and follow the link for our gallery of Kendra Wilkinson wedding photos!

We know celebrity weddings are big sellers for gossip magazines.

Naturally, Kendra Wilkinson wedding photos would be no exception.

That said, Us dropping $120,000 on exclusive rights to pictures of Kendra's wedding to Hank Baskett in L.A. Saturday seemed like a reasonable sum, if not low.

But Michael Jackson's death quashed plans to run them on the cover.

"They were trying to get out of paying so much because they have to put Michael on the cover," a source said. "But the documents were already signed."

Melissa Joan Hart, who was nearly hosed out of a People cover by Farrah Fawcett dying (the nerve of some people with terminal cancer) can sympathize.

A rep for Us said, "The wedding pictures were purchased after Michael died."

In any case, we don't expect the lovebirds care too much. They are on their honeymoon and likely focused strictly on boning. Congrats, Kendra and Hank!